I have a condition called Bathmophobia, which is a fear of stairs. I always think they're upto something... #JokeSunday

If they were to make the The Six Million Dollar Man today, he'd been known as The Forty Three Million, Eight Hundred Thousand, Two Hundred And Thirty And 30 Dollar Man. Not quite the same ring. 😂😂

Diwrnod Rhyngwladol Mamieithoedd. International Native Language Day

Family Misfortunes

What do you call a chicken painting a box junction? A chicken who criss-crossed the road. #JokeThursday #Oldie

14th February 1971 #DecimalDay

Mi es i i weld #OurTown gyda fy ffrind ac ei chwaer. Mae'r drama yn arddechog. Derbyniodd y cast gymeradwyaeth sefyll. 👏👏👏👏 @theatrclwyd.bsky.social @welshnattheatre.bsky.social

I was going to post about joke about sodium. But then I thought, Na. #JokeFriday

What's the best thing about switzerland ? I don't know , but their flag is a big plus. ##JokeFriday

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? A circus is cunning array of stunts, and a circus is a stunning array of... #JokeFriday

What did the fish say when is swam into a wall ? Dam! ##JokeFriday

I bought fly spray from the supermarket yesterday and sprayed it all over myself. Total scam. Still can’t fly. #JokeTuesday

There's a hero inside us all.

It's the 1st of February. Mis Chwefor = Mis bach. "Mis bach - mawr eu anghysuron". Chwefror / February is known as "mis bach" = the little month. The Welsh refer to it as "the little month with big discomforts."

She died on Friday at her home in Los Angeles "following a brief illness," her agency, Creative Artists Agency (CAA), said in a statement. No further details were available.

This hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Today marks 40 years since the #spaceshuttleChallenger tragedy in 1986. Back row (L-R): Ellison Onizuka, Christa McAuliffe, Gregory Jarvis, Judith Resnik. Front row (L-R): Michael J. Smith, Francis "Dick" Scobee, Ronald McNair.

My wife wanted me to buy her something with a Motown theme, so I went to Primark and got her four tops. #JokeSunday

Dydd Santes Dwynwen. "Does dim byd yn ennill calonnau fel llawenydd" St Dwynwen's Day - Celtic Life International share.google/QSAKrZhubxUS...

Oidhche na Taigeise! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #BurnsNight

It might just work. 🤣

I took up Semaphore as a hobby last year, but now my enthusiasm is flagging. #JokeThursday

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. #JokeThursday

The first #PenguinAppreciationDay was in 1972, California (?) Gaining traction between 2017 - 2020. The name "penguin" most likely comes from Welsh, derived from the words 'pen' (head) and 'gwyn' (white), originally describing the Great Auk (a now-extinct northern bird with a white patch)

What breakdown seevice do scousers use? The Ay Ay, Ay Ay Calmdown" #JokeFriday

I was in Bevans earlier. I asked a young woman in there, "What do you think is best for removing grease on an oven door?" She said, "ammonia cleaner". "Sorry, I thought you worked here." #JokeThursday

I bought a head of lettuce from a fruit and veg shop called Mammas and Papas on a winter's day. After a few days left in the fridge, I had to throw it out because all the leaves were brown. #JokeThursday

Janine has her eyes replaced.

Hen Galan Hapus I Chi Gyd

#DyddGŵylSantesDwynwen is on Sunday, 25th January. I have a few cards left if anyone is interested? £3.70 incl 1st class post. £2.87 incl 2nd class post 1/2

How big are penguins ?

It's snowing. Come the morning, I may need a pair of Permagrip. Timpsons, £19.99. 🤣

How not to injury yourself in the workplace.

What do women and a happy meal, have in common? They both come with a toy. #JokeSunday

Any Cymraeg speakers know what 'pinwheels' is in #Cymraeg ? I'm after the pastry pinwheels. Diolch.

What is faster than an escalator ? An escasooner #JokeThursday #FirstJokeOf2026

As it's the new year #2026

PLEASE! Do not come shopping on NYE 2026. #NightmareShift

Dud you hear about the French man whise legs hurt all the time ? Apparently, they were quite painful. #JokeSaturday

40 years of Sam Tân

Some cont setting off fireworks at this time of night.

Watching #Amandaland Christmas Special. Jennifer Saunders is stealing the episode.

A winter wonderland.

Mwynhewch eich hunain dros y Nadolig. Enjoy yourselves over the Christmas period. x.

This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a bishop, and a rook. I must have a chess infection. It was a rough knight. #JokeSunday

Every time I go into the kitchen department of any shop, I steal a stand mixer or a hand mixer. You could say I am somewhat of a whisk taker. #JokeFriday #PoorJokeFriday

Gwnes i fisgedi sinsir a bara brith y prynhawn 'ma. I made gingerbread biscuits and bara brith this afternoon. 😋

I used to work in a mini factory making Dracula figures. There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count. ##JokeWednesday

I thought he had all ready passed. Comedian Stanley Baxter dies aged 99 - BBC News share.google/F0rxcVw26DSB...

Teisen friwdda gartref | Homemade mince pies 👌