Do you think if we just give him the damn Nobel peace prize that he will just tucker out, grab his blankie and go take a three year nap?

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Does trump think taking Greenland makes him the Wizard of Oz?

Michigan couple with a combined three college degrees and 60 years work experience raises four kids to not shoot people in the face, lives paycheck to paycheck. Uneducated poorly trained ICE agent murders innocent woman, collects almost $500K in GoFundMe money days later. Who’s doing it right?

Says who?

You can’t spell homicide without ICE.

I have a house. Does my vote count?

“But I can tread on you.”

Can’t wait to hear how the DOJ punishes itself for this.

U1

Welcome to North KKKorea

Monkey see monkey do.

Will we get to vote in 2028 or nah?

They are the wannabe extras that could never land an actual part.

A sweeping arctic blue front is blowing through Michigan right now. We just lost power at the house. Any chance this is just a preview of the midterms?

I honestly believe he thinks he’s General Zod. Any chance he’ll jump off a tall building because he thinks he can fly? Please?

Do we get our own saying now? And what animal will we use on banners and bumper stickers? How about Get the Fuck Out of My City with a drawing of a jackass?

Perfect illustration of the T.W.A.T. team

Between the ICE murder investigation and the Epstein files, the DOJ is buried in cover up work. How are people tracking all the zero charges that will come from this?

And the zombies march along to the beat of a single drump. Is there any hope to save them?

Half the country right now: Abortion is murder! Every single life is precious! Also them: Hey that mom is trying to drive away KILL HER NOW!! Do I have this right?

Let’s call them the T.W.A.T. team

How long before Kash and Noem release an AI version of the video that shows the ICE agent getting squashed? Sadly I’m not kidding.

Anyone else surprised by how many are friends and family? They are like zombies now.

Will the brainwashed ever wake up?

I’ve never been a big believer in the existence of hell. I hope I’m wrong, because some people are working very hard to get there.

Murder in broad daylight. The whole world can see it. When is ANYBODY going to do ANYTHING?

ICE will run recruiting ads during the Super Bowl offering a salary of $100,000 and a $45,000 signing bonus plus company benefits like paid vacation, 401(k) match, and 8 murder days per year.

I wish I were British so I could call trump a wanker.

Middle school bullies are running the country right now. You know why? 1. Congress has the credibility of a FIFA peace prize. 2. The Supreme Court is as reliable as a supreme burrito.

Is it possible trump is getting these mental health tests now (and lying about the results) so he can use them as evidence later to claim that he was not of sound mind when he faces trial for his crimes as president?

If I take my car to the shop for diagnostics two or three times, that means I’ve noticed something is wrong but haven’t yet been able to pinpoint and repair. Repeat cognitive tests are no different.

Tonight I will drive my daughter to the airport so she can fly back to L.A. I don’t know yet when we will see her next and I’m not okay with that. Not a fan of December 26.

Merry Christmas to all! 🎄🎅🏻

Elf-ways for breakfast. Spaghetti with sausage crepe mixture topped with maple syrup. New Christmas Eve tradition unlocked 🎄

The appraisal value of The Kennedy Center dropped 1500% today.

Don’t forget to renew your Antifa membership for 2026, and also today is the last day to order from the Antifa gift shop to guarantee delivery before Christmas! Reminder, digital payments only. They don’t accept kash

Honest to god, I wish he’d just play golf every damn day and do nothing else. No talking. No posting. No presidenting. His security detail would be cheaper than his batshit projects and orders. Just go away, shut the fuck up, and leave us alone.

Our country is so fucked up right now that nobody even talks anymore about Megyn Kelly saying on live television that men raping children isn’t as bad as it sounds because the kids were 15 years old.

If I was on the committee who interviewed Kash Patel for the FBI director position I would have said he doesn’t pass the eye test.

The president has no heart. He’s like the Tin Man, except he’d ask the Wizard for money instead.

Man, the Oscars In Memoriam segment is gonna be rough.

I’m sure the next person who posts “release the Epstein files!” will be the one that gets it done.

The Happy-gram I got in 1977 from my first grade teacher is actually more legit than this FIFA thing.

Stephen Miller was always picked last in gym class kickball. This is his revenge tour.

To all presidents, cabinet members, and press secretaries, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING YOUR PIEHOLES TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Signed - every fucking one of us.

My hope on World AIDS Day is that 525,600 minutes from now he is in jail.

It astounds me how many people are afraid of this … thing.

It seems we are bombarded with intentional chaos not just every day but every hour. Well don’t let them rob your spirit. They don’t deserve it. However you do it, find your peace.

My wishbone didn’t work. He’s still president.