After watching Pam Bondi cover up the vile acts of rich powerful criminals instead of defending child victims of sexual assault I’ve determined she can’t actually be a woman. Bondi pulled an Einhorn.

I have never wanted to be Pam Bondi. But I’ve never not wanted to be Pam Bondi more than today.

trump once posted a video of himself dropping shit bombs on our own country and just called a U.S. Olympic athlete a loser. But Bad Bunny is a slap in the face to our country.

I work with car dealers in Columbus, Ohio. You might not guess it, but there is a substantial Mexican population here. Car sales have been dismal lately. Two of my dealers told me today that customers aren’t car shopping because of ICE. This invasion is bad for business, and it’s crushing mine.

Please, please stop calling them pedophiles. You’re bypassing the headline. They fucking RAPED CHILDREN! Pedophilia is a serious mental disorder, but raping a child is a heinous fucking crime. Maybe if we weren’t so damn soft with our language someone would actually fucking do something about it.

trump is a terrible president because he brings out the worst in everybody. His followers have embraced evil and cruelty, and his opposers are full of rage and hatred more now than ever. A good leader brings out the best in people. Our president is incapable of that.

But Chump IS INFAMOUS.......

Say what you want about the MAGA crowd but at least their taste in music is tragic.

I’m starting to think Nicki Minaj is in the Epstein files.

The Epstein shit is going to get even worse. And when that shit hits the fan, it’s just a matter of time before we start hearing reports of suicides and reports of “suicides.”

To the Wordlers out there… In case you missed it, they are now mixing in previously used words.

And I can count the number of arrests on zero fingers.

What they really mean

“Grab ‘em by the pussy” 36 million women still voted for him. Would those women still vote for him if they knew he was doing that to teenage girls?

They arrested the wrong Don.

The Epstein files, release them you must. Do your Jedi mind trick shit Yoda.

Steely Pan

Yet still, with conclusive video evidence, 30% of my Facebook feed blames the dead victims.

Megyn Kelly: well it’s not like he was 2 years old.

8 billion people live on Earth. 77 million voted for trump. So, over 7.9 BILLION people know that he’s a lying criminal and his entire administration is dangerously corrupt. But that 0.96% of the world‘s population believes everything he says, and because of that the entire world must suffer.

More like the Overlook Committee

Do you think if we just give him the damn Nobel peace prize that he will just tucker out, grab his blankie and go take a three year nap?

Represent

Does trump think taking Greenland makes him the Wizard of Oz?

Michigan couple with a combined three college degrees and 60 years work experience raises four kids to not shoot people in the face, lives paycheck to paycheck. Uneducated poorly trained ICE agent murders innocent woman, collects almost $500K in GoFundMe money days later. Who’s doing it right?

Says who?

You can’t spell homicide without ICE.

I have a house. Does my vote count?

Can’t wait to hear how the DOJ punishes itself for this.

U1

Monkey see monkey do.

Will we get to vote in 2028 or nah?

They are the wannabe extras that could never land an actual part.

A sweeping arctic blue front is blowing through Michigan right now. We just lost power at the house. Any chance this is just a preview of the midterms?

I honestly believe he thinks he’s General Zod. Any chance he’ll jump off a tall building because he thinks he can fly? Please?

Do we get our own saying now? And what animal will we use on banners and bumper stickers? How about Get the Fuck Out of My City with a drawing of a jackass?

Perfect illustration of the T.W.A.T. team

Between the ICE murder investigation and the Epstein files, the DOJ is buried in cover up work. How are people tracking all the zero charges that will come from this?

And the zombies march along to the beat of a single drump. Is there any hope to save them?

Half the country right now: Abortion is murder! Every single life is precious! Also them: Hey that mom is trying to drive away KILL HER NOW!! Do I have this right?

Let’s call them the T.W.A.T. team

How long before Kash and Noem release an AI version of the video that shows the ICE agent getting squashed? Sadly I’m not kidding.

Anyone else surprised by how many are friends and family? They are like zombies now.

Will the brainwashed ever wake up?

I’ve never been a big believer in the existence of hell. I hope I’m wrong, because some people are working very hard to get there.

Murder in broad daylight. The whole world can see it. When is ANYBODY going to do ANYTHING?

ICE will run recruiting ads during the Super Bowl offering a salary of $100,000 and a $45,000 signing bonus plus company benefits like paid vacation, 401(k) match, and 8 murder days per year.

I wish I were British so I could call trump a wanker.

Middle school bullies are running the country right now. You know why? 1. Congress has the credibility of a FIFA peace prize. 2. The Supreme Court is as reliable as a supreme burrito.

Is it possible trump is getting these mental health tests now (and lying about the results) so he can use them as evidence later to claim that he was not of sound mind when he faces trial for his crimes as president?