Asking my female friends if they have a bracelet extender i can use and it turns out none of them even know what a bracelet extender is because I’m such a thicc baddie that bracelets never fit me

it has been nearly three years since spotify updated their future funk playlist

Currently working on releasing more songs on streaming, only barrier is making good cover art for the collection

I’m also releasing an EP titled Rotten with all of the songs left over from the original version of Eggs!

Hi everyone. I’m currently trying to get back into the habit of making music, so I’m challenging myself to release at least one project each week on my soundcloud, even if it’s just a shitty WIP.

Dealing with the maintenance people for a really expensive machine on behalf of a really rich person is fun because you get to have large burly men be extremely polite to you and call you sir and bend ov

It never fails to amaze and amuse me that I apparently think new york accents are the hottest thing ever

What is it with skinny people and having to loudly announce to you every time they get a small portion of food

Condom packaging if they made it like food packaging: Here at Magnum, we’re on a journey to help stop the flow of cum. It’s not just about contraception, it’s about using what nature gives you

Had a dream that the new kind of tiktok girl was “Dead Girl” and you were supposed to look like tired and depressed in a pretty way. conventionally attractive women would use makeup to give themselves wrinkles and fake acne and glittery eyeshadow eyebags and wear ripped sweatpants

I would describe my childhood as john waters-esque

New cocktail idea: Ass Blast (moscow mule with baja blast instead of ginger beer)

I can’t believe onika burgers

Twitter bio I saw in my dream last night: I am in mourning because I am a hater because I like it. i meed the sample. No longer a person. she/he

My heart is a slut but my brain’s only priority is making sure I can survive horror movies

Just posted four songs that were scrapped for eggs and one that wasn’t on my soundcloud!

I have to be honest, I really don’t give a fuck about the new CyanBlue

Eggs is nearly finished, all I need to do is add a few more voice clips and transitions

I’m sorry about the lack of releases within the past year and a half. I’ve been dealing with mood swings related to a medication I’m taking temporarily, and the depression has made it hard to be motivated to make music. Rest assured I will be off the medication soon and back to my normal self.

I have an album on my phone where i collect the worst poetry i have ever seen and i will probably never share anything from this album because i believe in safety and the right to be cringy but i just want you to know that privately i am always cackling at these god awful poems

on bandcamp!

I just published a collection of Ace Attorney themed songs I created for a cancelled fangame! hotsingles.bandcamp.com/album/magnus...

Turns out that when you resume taking the medication that helps you get stuff done for the first time in months, you start to get stuff done

Currently preparing to make Sample Therapy 2! For those who don’t know, the first Sample Therapy was made in one day, with minimal preparation beforehand

I’m sorry I ever doubted the songs on Bae6 by the way. They sound absolutely godlike when you hear them live in a club

I lied :)

Unfortunately I’m probably not going to be able to go to yoi toki due to personal circumstances. If you want to know why, Dm me

Reminder that you can find me at Yoi Toki this week on August 9!

Removing the labels from all of my cans so that I can make myself suffer

Just bought my ticket to Yoi Toki next month!

I’m planning on making some DJ friendly mixes of my songs for bandcamp, which ones would you guys want most?

I wrote a poem really late last night that i remembered being pretty good. I went back to my google doc just now so I could post it to my poetry sideblog and this is what i found

…found an old tumblr post of mine

Funniest spam message I have ever received. What do you mean. The ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Reddit keeps trying to make me look at the dance moms subreddit despite me never once having shown any interest in dance moms

Sometimes as an autistic person you see an allistic person making a social decision that’s so stupid and illogical you just have to ignore them and pretend you didn’t notice it

Me flirting: do you want to see my dad’s dog

I have a poetry book that I’ve been writing in since around 2019 and I just realized that I wrote like 10 poems this month. Very productive I guess

lighly tapped a wine glass against the counter while handwashing it and it immediately shattered into a million pieces

It was blood

For Halloween I am planning on being sexy freddy fazbear

I’m happy that the switch 2 exists now because on more than one occasion i have told someone “I’m a switch” and they thought i was talking about my preference in gaming consoles

Absolutely stellar remix from @hotsingles.bsky.social of my track "Soultied" from the "Lost in Neon" album! This one was supposed to be on "THE REMIXES 2," which sadly never materialised. So, give it some love over on SoundCloud! It's a Future Funk bop! on.soundcloud.com/IaHqx3Lr4RvV...

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