I only vaguely remember what was so funny.

On the night of the Iron Bowl, Hartsfield Jackson is featuring….Oregon State Wazzu? @sickoscommittee.org

Would the home field have been an advantage? And was it worth $10 million?

Bloody Mary is a choice.

Had a weekend.

When the group chat asks athleisure or business casual, but nobody answers.

Manager of the Year winners who did not play in MLB: Pat Murphy  Brandon Hyde Buck Showalter Jim Leyland Joe Maddon Jack McKeon Jim Frey John McNamara Brian Snitker Mike Shildt

When the game has as many touchdowns as Waldos.

Cheryl Reeve RIPPED the refs as expected: "This is the look that our league wants for some reason. For the leadership to deem those 3 people, semifinals playoff worthy is fucking malpractice"

This is an amazing takedown

Gotta be Jaxson time in Jersey.

I’m convinced it’s easier to manage the flight paths at Hartsfield Jackson than it is to coordinate picking up your teenager from a high school football game.

Breaking news: A $3.7 billion deal to build a new Washington Commanders stadium and redevelop old RFK site has gotten final approval from the D.C. Council.

God bless Atlanta.

I was more surprised by the Vandy South Carolina final score than I was with Theo Von getting permission to date the quarterback’s mom.

I don’t know of a player in CFB whose confidence and maturity has grown with a new/supportive coaching staff as Haynes King’s has with the move to GT.

If only Sky Moore was Skai Moore, this would be the most Commodore - Gamecock tweet of the weekend.

ULM PUNTER CLOTHESLINES THE ALABAMA RETURNER

I gotta say, getting my twitter hacked has been great for my mental health. Just sorry for the people who really thought I had some MacBooks to sell at a discount.

Cue Dixieland Delight

I’m ‘enter the car wash with a window down’ level of distracted.

I must have the same look on my face when the oil change technician shows me the dipstick and when the sommelier shows me the cork.

Is there a polite way to tell a driver they should invest in air fresheners?

Dogs must think shoes are so stupid.

Fennel: underrated.

Great W for Mizzou, and a fitting cap to the career of Brady Cook. What a difference it makes to have a player who is invested in the program, school, and state when so many demand it be the other way around.

Why is that truck wearing jeans?

Relocation goals

Tonight’s the night we are reminded how to pass a flame from candle to candle. Merry Christmas all.

Fired up to get back to CoMo for #1 Kansas at #Mizzou. In my mind, the greatest rivalry in college basketball.

There needs to be a fundamental change in how the experts cover the CFP committee and bracketology. I don’t want to know what you predict the committee is GOING to do, I want to know your opinion of what they SHOULD do. ESPECIALLY if the results are wildly different.

Am I the only that pronounces this place “blewskee”?

Chaos is not a strong enough word for what happened in college football yesterday.

Football is beautiful in the snow. Nothing better.

College football chaos is the best kind. The last two weeks have given us a couple doozies.

If the ACC grant of rights fails, why would any other league’s GOR stand?

The first person to invent Waze for TSA lines can take all my money.

If your favorite season isn’t fall, we can’t be friends.

I mean, seriously.

Happy National Dog Day to all who celebrate.

I made it.