ㅤ ㅤwell. she’ll work on painting her nails for now. ㅤ

you're talking mad shit for someone in kissing distance

ㅤ ㅤyeah, sure, christmas came late. #seductivesunday ㅤ

i’m on display for all you fuckers to look at. #DANGANRONPARP #DRRP #MVRP

ㅤ ㅤsure yah can. jus’ takes a * whoole hell o’ a lot o’ land missin’ a single fuck tah give ‘bout any of it. ㅤi already did my fair share o’ world savin’. ahm * done. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤlikely. but, my ‘ ass-kickin’ days ‘ are far, * far behind me now. ㅤ* now.. i give cigarettes to pretty strangers. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwell, i mean, didn’t think yah needed one tah begin with. ㅤi ain’t one tah turn down company. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤahm sayin’ whatever it is ahm gettin’ a hunch ‘bout ain’t my problem, hon. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤdamn, sugar, yah need tah borrow mine again ? ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤi’m tacking it up tah nothin’. ㅤnot my monkey, not my circus. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ’course it is. ㅤi jus’ can’t help but feel like some’in’s wrong. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyeah, sure, christmas came late. #seductivesunday ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤits actually what she spends most of her time doing, if she’s not caring for the animals. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyawwwnn. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤdaw, ‘course, sugar. ㅤit’s stephanie. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwell. enjoy it fer now, cause it only gets worse. ㅤif yah think yer tired now, you’ve got hell comin’ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤalways, darlin’. ㅤcomes with age. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( big, * loooong stretch. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( * yawn. ) ㅤalright. ahm up. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤright. well. all seems * swell. ㅤdon't call me. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ* SHE was a mentor figure to several young folk years and years ago. ㅤnow her name’s been lost to the wind. hardly even a legend — more similar to a grain of sand in the desert. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤugh… i’d kill fer that. ㅤnot literally. maybe. ㅤhaven’t thought ‘bout it before. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤa shame. t’ the not gettin’ a good ass sleep. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyall ever wake up from a nap that’s honest to god better than sex ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwell sure, hon. don’t act surprised, you’ll embarrass me. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwell i’ll be damned, it jus’ got a whole lot better. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤholy * fuck, talk about a mornin ㅤ

starseed 🪱 im shameless and BORED

ㅤ ㅤfeeding one of her cows, petting its head ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" 'course. i got momma senses - i can tell when ah've gotta hunch. an' it's jus' 'bout always right. " ㅤlooking up from black painted nails to give the boy another smile, reaching over to pinch his cheek, giving it a light tug. ㅤ" you keep doin' what yer doin', mkay ? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤlifting a brow. clearly, part of her didn't believe them. ㅤwafting away some of the smoke from the other, dropping her bud to the ground and stepping it out. ㅤ" i'll say. ' bizarre's ' a fun word folk like tah throw 'round from time t' time. ㅤyer from.. where ? arizona, florida ? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤoh, okay. that's a way to wake her up. ㅤblinking, looking around. ㅤ" .. some... ghostie fuckin' - ㅤuh - * maybe ? " ㅤsitting up, leaning forward. visibly concerned. ㅤ" you.. are yah lost, babycakes ? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤgroggy groaning. crossing one leg over the other. ready to pass out on her couch. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" alright, syu... " ㅤlooking away from him, crossing her arms to look around. clicking her tongue against her teeth. ㅤ" you, uh... hungry ? need somethin' tah drink ? 'er.. anything ? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" yada yada, some'in' some'in - cute. you got a real name i could call yah ? " ㅤraising a brow, clearly annoyed. glaring right back up, unfazed. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" mah ranch, sweetheart. yer on mah ranch. " ㅤplacing a hand on her hip, although appearing annoyed her voice seemingly become more sympathetic. ㅤ" wha's yer name, darlin' ? " ㅤnodding up at the na'vi. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤblowing the farmhand a kiss with a wink, turning on her heel with near to no hesitation. ㅤ" see yah, sugar. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤclosing her eyes, taking in a long, deep breath. ㅤ" stephanie; soldier's heart by gary paulsen; ranchin', paintin', an' drinkin'; yes, and no. " ㅤopening her eyes again, tilting her head with the rest of her figure. unamused and beyond disinterested as her lips would purse. ㅤ" next. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" huh. well... fun name yah've got, terry. " ㅤat this rate, this damn place was gonna become a smoke shop... that is, until her last inhalation seemed to kill her bud. flicking off ash. ㅤ" .. granted, can't say * i've ever heard o' it. ' bulletblood's ' kinda hard tah ferget. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" i'd argue tha's the only thing you ever should care 'bout. ㅤ* that's what i'd call respectable. " ㅤa small hand motioning toward the other, flashing her a more sincere smile. ㅤ" how long you been married ? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" sure i am. ellie's a big girl, ahm sure she'd clean you up jus' fine. " ㅤturning her digits toward herself, checking her nails for a moment. ㅤ" some'in' tells me yer a good kid, though. prolly ain't gon' have much tah worry 'bout with you, huh ? " ㅤ

starseed 🪱 weakly holding out my queen on a gold platter bc she doesnt wear silver

ㅤ ㅤ" an' * that's exactly why. " ㅤbooping her index finger against his nose, leaning back again. ㅤ" i know yer type. soon 'nough you won't be lookin' fer a friend anymore - an' * no, there ain't wiggle room with this. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤshaking her head, lowering it to pinch the bridge of her nose before releasing and looking back up. head lolling to the side as her hips with slant with the motion. ㅤ" nah, it ain't that i don't believe yah. ㅤahm an atheist. an' i ain't ever met a ' god ' that ain't full o' themselves. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤwhat the fuck does unc even mean ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤdeep in the heart of texas ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤkids amiright ㅤ