What do you get when you cross Lucifer Morningstar and the Robin Hood Fox? You get Gray, scoundrel extraordinaire, the shadow of Old Town. Heists? Second to none. Solving murders? Maybe in over his head. books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

Time to be real. The MC in my thief books is a direct result of me falling in love with this character as a kid:

This is one of my favorite cutesy scenes. Gray might be a criminal and a lusty thief and a professional smartass, but his relationship with Deid is so satisfying. 🥰

One good thing about my 3D files taking so long to load is that I can read in between doing things.

I was the kind of reader in grade school that would have filled out other kids’ Book-It Pizza Hut cards if I could.

He is like toasted merengue. 😅 My daughter wants to call him Apollo. I think Twilight (from Spy x Family), my husband says Ra. Still deciding.

As government resources, Aen and Rillen had a credit value listed behind their names. Now it’s become a bounty. All that stands between them and collection is a misfit crew and a broken tugship. books2read.com/u/31jo2M

Rillen is a living GPS for the universe. Aen controls his pain and protects him. When they’re sprung from a government facility, a disgraced scientist demands their help rescuing his lost son, but what he asks might be impossible even for them. books2read.com/u/31jo2M

Welp… I guess I have a new farm cat. This beautiful mister needed a home. He’s very cuddly. He’s got flame points.

To post or not to post, that is the question. Whether 'tis more viral with the algorithm to suffer The quotes and replies of stalker posters, Or to take arms against a net of boredom, And by blocking, end them. To shun, to ignore;

But, software! what popup through yonder windows breaks? It is the error, and IE is the browser. Arise, fair Chrome, and kill the envious IE, Who is already sick and pale with bugs, That thou, freeware, art far more fair than she.

I am blarg and out of spoons. 🫠 Book marketing is hard when you’re depressed, anxious, and battling flareups. Smile. Add exclamation marks. Mask.

Where are all the readers who like a sexy thief with a heart of gold? Dark and beautiful ladies of the night? Swearing and snark? Grumpy dad-types reluctantly adopting mini versions of themselves and being willing to die to keep them safe? books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

Wanted: Like-minded wizard to swap spells, must enjoy barbeque and cheap coffee. A modern tale of magic and secrets set in a sleepy college town, sprinkled with humor, romance, and the bonds of found family and shared danger. books2read.com/u/38aKN6

Just got a care pckage from our host daughter in S Korea! Looking forward to a huge snack fest! She’s such a thoughtful and amazing young woman!

So I walked into the kitchen to clean and promptly thought “I should propagate my fern today.” And now my counter is full of dirt and little leaves.

They guard the pantry.

Do I…. Clean the kitchen, reread my thief book, put together a raised garden bed, work on my dungeon crawler campaign, or watch Spy X Family again?

Marketing is dumb. Buy my books. Screaming baby Gnar says so.

Huh… I’m editing this WIP and apparently my MC is wearing nothing but a pair of loose pants at the start of the chapter, and just… never gets dressed. He escapes the tower and goes out into the wastes half naked and barefoot. That makes the scenes hit different. 😂

The MC in Once Upon A Wizard’s Curse nails about 75% of these.

It’s been a long week and I need someone to read my book and invade my DMs to gush about how much they loved it before I give up writing forever. (Again.)

Everyone says they have two wolves inside… I have two hamsters running in a wheel, and they’re going in opposite directions.

You know what I love about the elf lore of DnD? They have a childhood name, then when they become adults they pick their own adult name. They PICK THEIR OWN adult name. And everyone calls them by it, even though they’ve been known by another name for 100 years. *stares in leftist scummery*

Multiple book author looking for reviewers! Free ebook provided of your choice of my books in return for a fair and honest review posted on Amazon/Goodreads/etc. Posting on socials a bonus! Tagbacks welcome if they’re positive, if not please don’t tag, the world is shitty enough right now.

Husband asked me out on a date tonight! I’m so excited! I wonder where we’ll go? *happy dance*

😳 I read bilateral stimulation as bisexual stimulation… It’s going to be a long day.

Is it safe to come back online now? Is the April fool gone?

Here’s my book about a hot, morally gray thief with PTSD that hates magic and really doesn’t want to be a hero, but refuses to let someone hurt his friends. (And the sequel.) books2read.com/u/mZ6Znl

Up at 3am when dogs alerted for my Aussie’s seizure. So I sat on the floor with her while she recovered and I had a panic attack. Then I slept like shit, patches of insomnia, bad dreams, restless. I have a project deadline, two meetings, and a chiropractor appointment today, so this should go great.

My daylillies are peeking through. I planted onions last night. Gardening season has officially begun and this is your only warning. There will be plant and dirt posts, and you will be dragged through the garden with me, for I am a tree-hugging, dirt-worshipper.

Am I weird? I love going back and reading my published novels. They feel like warm hugs with daggers and sarcasm.

I need book reviews. Who wants an ebook to read and review? I have a variety. There’s my crime/thief fantasy duology (do both!), there’s my space pirate sci-fi adventure, and my newest which is urban/contemp fantasy with archeology professor who’s secretly a wizard.

I read irritated as irradiated and that seems to be about the level of irritation I’m going for today.

Do you know how hard it is to work in a 3D model when the tendon in your mouse-wielding thumb keeps randomly spasming? “Let’s just place this component here and… fuck! Not there! No, just one! I didn’t select that!” *facepalm* *thumb twitches against my cheek like a creepy apology*

I was trying to help my daughter find a cheap couch yesterday, and now every third reel in my feed is a couch, most of them expanding from vacuum pack like those sponge dinosaurs we grew in glasses of water as a kid.

Lazy Caturday.

Hell yes. I aspire to have fan art and fanfiction created about my stories.

I write adult SFF in multiple sub-genres, but my stories ALWAYS have romance subplots to some degree because real people always have CONNECTION subplots, even if the subplot is “fuck romance, I’m a dragon.”

Want a cozy little modern fantasy with a cinnamon roll professor that drinks too much coffee, alternates between bad dad jokes and bad science jokes, and is being hunted by an ancient Arthurian secret society?

Husband made homemade tzatziki last night and we had gyros. They were so good (and we still have so much tzatziki) that I’m going to run to the store and get more pitas and meat so we can serve them during DnD tonight too.

My mom brought homemade salted nut roll bars last night and I think my teeth have started to rot already. Sooooo good.

Is it bad that I like to find old-timey character names in graveyards? Just find the really old section and walk around with a notebook and pen…

Looking for a good book? I recommend…. MINE! Books of amazing. Such funny. Much sarcasm. Very characters. Really though, they’re great comfort reads. I have a crime/thief fantasy duology, a space pirate sci-fi, and an urban/contemp fantasy with an archeology professor turned wizard.

I haven’t won the lottery yet, so I guess I have to keep pestering people to buy my books. Anyone have good marketing options that don’t cost anything and don’t require a fence? *nudges black bad under the bed*

My newest book has arrived!

I’m GenX… my mom used to work nights and I’d answer the door as a kid with scissors hidden in my hand. Those big steel ones that made swishing sounds when you cut with them.

I’m sorry folks. All y’all in here putting Pedro Pascal and Benedict Cumberbunny and Henry Cavill as playing your MMC, and everyday I see another Jacques Ze Whipper video pop up and I’m just like… fuck. Yeah. That’s probably him.

Oh Hades. You are such a silly kitty.

I was curious… I searched how many times I used “fuck” in my books. Shadows of Old Town = 95 Black Hand of Sangarie = 85 (Makes sense. He’s a thief and it’s a criminal guild.)