I'm like a siren, but instead of singing beautiful songs so sailors wreck their ships on the rocks, I show the internet masses the most compelling ideas and art from my mind palace so they get themselves into Patalliro Hell with me

Touched this up a bit, I love shipping characters who only showed up for 1 episode each and then died at the end of their respective eps lalala (mpreg/tmpreg)

diamond trio (+ andersen) doodles

If Bancoran learned about porn and jorking it I can guarantee you he would cheat less often

ai mai kurai is a maraich song no i will not elaborate

im surprised that even with all the crazy shit that patalliro is just casually capable of doing, nobody’s done any r/imsorryjon type shit with him. that is a cosmic lovecraftian horror masquerading as a child monarch

when you add a specific detail to a character you draw and now it looks weird when you don’t draw them with that feature even though it’s closer to canon

epic diamond trio thought: maraich & thatcher frequently get high together but bjorn will instantly have the worst greenout of his life 0.1 milliseconds after taking half a hit

maraich texting stuff like this to bancoran when he's out on a mission or smth because it's LONELY beeing cooped up at home and he just wants to be w/ban for just a few minutes... bancoran doesn't always appreciate it tho

Lowk working on a big ol fic idea... i was gonna post some character bios then realized they were lowk full of spoilers

Olivie × Maraich is my Rodrick × Regina

word on the streets (bsky) says we need to get freakier so here goes. Zachary shoving a whole knife inside Maraich's pussy because Maraich asked him to. In general Zachary prefers to use toys & the like because he is well aware he doesnt last long AT ALL

oh hey can i crosspost between twt and bsky now??

he looks so kitty like this >.< squi msh

[maraban] Sometimes I draw stuff I don't fully comprehend (joke, i comprehend every bit of this) #yaoi #patalliro #mpreg #art

i had a panic attack likely induced by overworking myself + concerta crash yesterday and THIS was what pulled me out of it because that's maraich's VA singing i am not real youtu.be/GWQwdB14e5U?...

Look at my horses boy (+ horse lore)

ooooh im cooking

#cringetober day 8: -core aesthetic had to reteach myself html & css for this. You better like it #webcore #bl #yaoi

#cringetober day 7 - anime Just a quick maraich #bl #yaoi

#cringetober day 6: musical kinda rushed this one but anyways. Somebody found out about Icelina #gundam #char

#cringetober day 5 - favorite cliche who else could i be #patalliro #bl #yaoi

"would you confuse a man-eating tiger's grace for effeminacy?" is such a raw line and it comes from the fucking Gay Dudes Boning Anime For Kids

#cringetober day 4 - fursona drawing my own sonas dont count i do that anyway #patalliro #bl #furryart

miracles into mistakes

They should kiss each other idc

#cringetober day 3 - chibi art Got artblocked so I pulled out Ol' Reliable (maraich) #patalliro #anime #bl

#cringetober day 2 - weird colors Randomly generated some hex codes for the palette! #patalliro

#cringetober day 1: Overpowered Got the whole world in their paws

average shit that goes down in marinella palace

More memes coming your way

i should be thinking of new patalliro fic ideas but instead we shitposting

Today is the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. This day honours and remembers the children who were forced into Canada's Residential School system. It was first observed as Orange Shirt Day in 2013 and was elevated to a statutory holidy for federal workers in 2021.

the mother computer... hear me out

Dear LIBERALS, If DRUGS are so bad, then why do I see Maraich absolutely DEMOLISHING the ZA everytime Bancoran LEAVES on a BUSINESS TRIP? CURIOUS.

Turning Point Marinella

bancoran is stronger than i ever could be if my hairline was receding at 27 i would somersault off the burj khalifa

Scene boy Maraich #patalliro #art #scene

as a furry and patalliro fan here are my honest opinions on what fursona species various patalliro characters would be (🧵)

patalliro modern au where bancoran is an eboy thirst trap twitch streamer and if you say one thing bad about him his 10000000 twink fanboys will have airtags on all your belongings and a website dedicated to showing your live coordinates by 7:34 pm

the yaoi discourse happening on the bird site is too much for me time to yell into the void here

Should be done now

trying to get my sonasky labels from main on this acc too but the page keeps crashing when i scroll down a certain amount

WE ARE THE PATALINGS PLEASE FEED US (1/3)

(nsfw) Maraich riding Zachary’s strap while Zachary’s entire Furby collection watches

since i got put on a blocklist on main for saying mineo maya represents goetic demons better then the h*llaverse

fuckass patalliro artdump

possible outcomes of a patalliro game being announced in tomorrow’s nintendo direct: - they have to put a “NOT AVAILABLE IN THE USA” disclaimer due to orange man - rule34 artists do their magic too quickly and go through the five stages of grief upon learning maraich is a guy

what if... patalliro took place in 2025??

COOL PATALLIRO FACT'S: In the chapter "Fairy Eyes", Bat, who (presumably) lives in the UK and is a trans woman, can apparently access HRT and gender-affirming care without a problem. This is because Patalliro! is a fictional story