The best way to get people to panic is for the media to tell people to remain calm.

Damn. Looks like I missed the rapture. Am I in the wrong time zone?

You know you've been working g with young people way too long when the sentence "slay baddie diva icon" makes perfect sense

I learned the average person utters 80-90 profanities a day, approximately 5 per hour. I also learned I’m above average

If you want to feel young, make an appointment with your GP mid-morning on a weekday. The waiting room looks like a retirement home.

In "Back to the Future", Marty went back from 1985 to 1955. That's the equivalent of going back to 1995 today.

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good I went pro

We really are living in the dumb timeline ....