girls kissing

friendship ended with canucks. my new best friend is @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social

i didn’t even know twitter was down till my roommate told me it was down

porter airlines with another w. 5 flights with them and not a single one delayed

they think i’m watching the canucks game whole time im eatin the shi

shoutout the skytrain having a train break down like 90 minutes before a canucks game

wow!

dawg i spent like $150 to get her here on train and bus tickets 😭😭😭😭

fuck the jays bro they beat us to have a wet fart when it mattered

someone tell me why it’s $30 a month for sportsnet to not be able to show me the biggest baseball game in blue jays history

lowwww taper faaaade

i got bad bitches at the crib FAWK you mean

girlfriend just did the 6-7 hand movement with my boobs dawg is she cooked 😭💔

what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator

i see mine holy shit

can someone remind me why exactly we traded for evander kane?

me n twin 💖🤩

GET FUCKED JAYS LMAOOOO

what time is mariners jays game 3 at

mariners dub!

polanco is so fucking clutch all the time omg

Mariners dub time to celebrate

polanco is so fucking clutch omg

oh my god they cannot stop arozarena

randy!!

POLANCOOOO

CAL NUKE LETS GO

wow toronto you actually can catch a pop up in the outfield without colliding!

FUCK THE JAYS LETS GO MARINERS

i cant watch the whole game tonight someone tell me if we are shit

bro i got banned from discord for a day

just came inside my wife ama

my boobs don’t fit in my bra anymore

this is like that song about her disappearing. i forget what it’s called though

yall @alekirser.bsky.social got hacked so if she messages u don’t respond unless you wanna get scammed

i have a structured settlement and i need cash now

woke up this morning with a 100 fever

call me charlie kirk the way i be gushing from her throat

if this happened to a trans speaker on campus, right-wingers online would be celebrating and calling for more bloodshed. Republican figureheads would hesitate to offer even their thoughts and prayers. Sick of this "They go low, we go high" mindset that has held us back for a decade.

PACKWATCH

i’m not taking my sneakers off, i am sneakers o’toole

happy birthday miku

guys i was hanging out with my girlfriend what did i miss

damn bruh my wisdom teeth are really coming in at 23

im gay as fuck and i like having my dih sucked

some mf added me on discord with the username “cut harder next time” and their display name as my legal deadname and tried to ragebait me and got so pissed i wasn’t taking the bait that they blocked me

we must avenge duel 2

bluesky is woke