𝘏𝘦 is out of the question. I don't know if Arthur would be up for this. ... J'onn?

Do you want to just wing it or do we have a plan?

... Don't tempt me.

He doesn't look so well and we don't really know what kind of Superman he is?

This is you making things up.

?

Don't circle the Earth too many times! Come back for lunch!

It's okay, we'll get you that puppy. You've got the, uh, what was it? Dog bed and collar?

Oh, yeah. That. I did talk about that.

Right? That's what I thought. Some friends those two are.

Out of all the places that I've mapped... I don't think I've seen him before.

// adding unnecessary fuel to the fire

That's absurd. I would think they're already a thing since... that Bruce Wayne and Superman dating news?

( Shudders. )

Come to think of it, I went missing a couple of times too.

Hey, now. That's not a nice thing to s— what do you mean they're not a thing already? What have they been doing for ten years then?

Eeeeh... I think it has something to do with 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 guy. But maybe that's just me.

// THE CHISMOSOS

Hal, do you think Bruce looked extra sulky in that last meeting?

[Shruuugs.] I'll get my key.

Of course, princess. Sorry, princess.

Whatever you say, princess.

I was trying to be nice about it.

Yes, yes. I have. Dashing and all. So, buckle up.

Soooo... Who's driving?

When have I ever not? What happens between us stays between us?

Nyoom.

I won't correct you. I just know that 𝘩𝘦'𝘭𝘭 know what you just said.

Best decision you've made this week. Yes.

Right, right. We're still getting sandwiches and H2O.

I'm not encouraging midday drinking, H- What did you just call me?

[EXASPERATED sigh.] A drink of water it is.

Hal, it's Tuesday.

Hibarrygreattoseeyoubutigottagocatchyoulater.

// ok gang. fun is over, i have to get ready 4 class

Have we found this child?

WHAT.

Yeeep. Got the memo. Thanks, buddy. Though his existence is enough of a huge memo.

You're paying.

That's... horrible, Hal. I like Jal Hordan better.

Oh, I won't. I'll just wait for the right time. :)

I knew it was you. Couldn't have been anyone else. Let's just split.

What? No. I ate your ice cream.

okaydoyouwanttosplitthebillsthistime.

? ? ? wearenotreachingalevelofunderstandingrightnow,doyouwannagogetabite.

jalhordan, huh.... butitwaswithmymoney?

Yousaidicouldhaveit ? ? ?

YOUSAIDYOUDON'TFEELLIKEIT. DON'TRAGEBAITME. ANDSTOPYELLING.

Aw, thanks? :)