My play ‘The Inheritors’ is coming to London. Do come and check it out 🙏👇🏻 📆 May 19-23 📍 @thehopetheatre.bsky.social 🎫 ℹ️ link : thehopetheatre.com/theinheritors ‘Sometimes I think you are the worst person I have ever known. Truly, deeply, undeniably the worst.’

New Headshots 📸🤝👇🏻 I’ve spent the last year writing and building a theatre company that not only produces new writing, but provides workshops and training for actors that is not only affordable, but bloody fun too.

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New year, new monologue. Same shameful plug/scream into the abyss. 👇🏼🎥🎭 (Bluesky only gives you 1 minute of video. So that’s your lot, I’m afraid). If you like prison drama stuff, then give it a like, if you like ❤️

New year, new monologue. Same shameful plug/scream into the abyss. 👇🏼🎥🎭 (Bluesky only gives you 1 minute of video. So that’s your lot, I’m afraid). If you like prison drama stuff, then give it a like, if you like ❤️

Written a play. Here’s the poster for said play. Coming in 2025 to Helsinki for previews and initial run and then wherever the smartest and sexiest theatre producers in the world want to take it to. * *hint hint*.

Things that are guaranteed in life: Death, taxes and Manchester United ruining my weekend.

Let’s think in private more.

Written a play. Here’s the poster for said play. Coming in 2025 to Helsinki for previews and initial run and then wherever the smartest and sexiest theatre producers in the world want to take it to. * *hint hint*.

Wrote a play. Have done 3 R&D workshops on said play. It’s nearly there. Not quite there, but nearly. I’ve always been scared of putting my own work ‘out there’, but not anymore (well, I’m still scared but I’m just in my ‘fuck it’ era).

Having a 5 month old baby is basically just doing vocal warm ups all day in the hope she laughs…

Been learning Finnish for 3 years. I thought my Finnish was quite good. I just ordered a latte to takeaway and got given a mocha to have in. And because I’m British I couldn’t complain. So now I’m having a coffee I don’t need in a place where I’m not supposed to be. My Finnish needs work.

In particular liquorice which looks like Cola flavoured sweets. There’s a special place in hell for people that trick me like this.

Right, so this like X but not a flaming turd yelling into the abyss? Fine, I’ll stay.