Reading to the baby. Being a girl dad is easy #Cobrakai

We're going to make history, man! She'll be the first baby in space! #CobraKai

Nah, man. It's definitely a dog #CobraKai

Taking the baby for a walk in the park #CobraKai

I'm an awesome girl dad! #CobraKai

I couldn't find the stroller, man #CobraKai

Slice first, slice hard. No anchovies, man! #CobraKai

"I dunno how that got in there, man." #CobraKai

That monkey stole my beer, man! #CobraKai

Catch her, man! Catch her! #CobraKai

"It's a couple glasses of Chardonnay and some light conversation. Unless you think he's better off here." "Do not bid over 900, you asshat! It's like, uh, setting wallet on fire!" #CobraKai

"It's okay. Really. Maybe, uh, I confused friendship for love. I will watch Storage Wars now." #CobraKai

"As a friend. Her heart lies somewhere else." "Oh, Chozen, I'm so sorry." "Yeah, that's... that's her loss." #CobraKai

"She says that she loves me." #CobraKai

"From Kumiko. She apologizes for not returning my call. Says she... did not get message for long time. Ah. Problem with phone company." #CobraKai

"Excuse me. Mr. Toe-Gucki live here?" "It's Toguchi." "Oh, excuse me. Mr. Toguchi. Registered letter for you, sir." #CobraKai

"What about you? You just gonna toil away all day here?" "No, I am binging Storage Wars. Only have 16 episodes left." "You're gonna watch eight hours of people scavenging through abandoned storage units?" #CobraKai

"Oh, there he is. Sensei with the green thumb." #CobraKai

"Ready?" "I'm still not sure what we're supposed..." "Fight!" #CobraKai

"I don't know how they do things in Austria, or Slovakia, or wherever the hell you from, but you in the Valley now, and we got a way of doing things around here." "You're right. We'll settle it the old way." "I'm glad you agree. Uh, wait. Um, what's the old way?" #CobraKai

"This dysfunction will cease. When I raise the microphone to resume the tournament, we will project complete professionalism." "What do you mean, when you raise the microphone?" #CobraKai

"You also wanna roll back the clocks to when women couldn't vote?" "If it'll shut you up, then yeah." "Oh, you misogynistic..." #CobraKai

"We'll have one vegan food vendor. And 50% of all T-shirt sales will go to the Sekai Taikai discretionary fund." #CobraKai

"Enough! The mats will be red." #CobraKai

"You weren't worried about cutting costs when you cut my blue mats." "Your blue mats had a fungus that the lab deemed a health hazard." #CobraKai

"We cannot afford to pay for three different vegan food vendors." "People need to eat, Gavin. This isn't the Fyre Festival." #CobraKai

"Now that the senseis have agreed to finish the Sekai Taikai we must all work together to ensure this competition concludes without any more drama." #CobraKai

"Which is why I'm here, in the Valley." #CobraKai

"The stakes have never been higher." #CobraKai

"The winning fighters and dojos will reap the benefits of victory." #CobraKai

"With all the media attention, our tournament will now reach an audience far greater than before." #CobraKai

"Our remaining fighters are hard at work. Training for their chance to become world champions." #CobraKai

"It's been a month since the decision to resume the Sekai Taikai. The tragic events of Barcelona are now behind us." #CobraKai

"It's true. if that's what you all want." "Bring 'em on." #CobraKai

"Dad. Is it true? Is the tournament back on?" #CobraKai

"Well, it's a hell of a shindig, Mr. Party Planner. What you got in store for next year?" "Oh, forget that. I'm calling it early retirement on party planning." #CobraKai

"Cheers!" #CobraKai

"Thank you to everyone in our family, old and new. Here's to the next step forward." #CobraKai

"And the family that we have chosen." #CobraKai

"We are so lucky to be surrounded by friends and family." #CobraKai

"Everyone! I just wanna thank you all for being here with us tonight." #CobraKai

"What I needed to do." #CobraKai

"What did you do?" #CobraKai

"Perfect." #CobraKai

"Are you afraid?" #CobraKai

"Weakling, do it!" #CobraKai

"This is your choice? You attack your own grandfather?" #CobraKai