Anyone above the age of 40 who survives a trampoline park can rightly be called a superhero.

Dear 'Hollywood', Please make the next shared universe a Stephen J. Cannel universe.

Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social , I'd like to guess that the 'sequel' to Superman is the movie version of Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane. You don't have to confirm or deny, but if I'm right, when the time comes, maybe a little swag? 💁😀🦸

Let's all try and use the phrase "How droll" more often.

I think I'm more excited for Supergirl than Superman. 🤷

Fun fact: the coating on Robin's Eggs is 100% pharmaceutical grade opium.

Come to JDIFF. You won't regret it

Prehistoric people may have used throwing spears to hunt large animals 300,000 years ago – and perhaps as much as 2 million years ago.

Might save a life.

Missed it by that much. 🤏

The end times have arrived.

R.I.P. David Johanson.

$6 for Thin Mints???!!!?? Screw the eggs, this is the end times!

I forgot just how ridiculous this movie is. Exactly what I needed tonight.

Have you noticed that nobody is doing the 'throw boiling water into the cold air' bit this year? The frost is definitely off the pumpkin.

Apple Jacks? Good. Glazed donuts? Good. Apple Jacks Glazed Donuts? How do you fuck this up Kellogg's?? Seriously? Don't get me wrong, they're technically edible, but virtually tasteless. Smh. Maybe get with Krispy Kreme and just make Apple Jacks flavored donuts.

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Why aren't there nougat m&ms? We have m&ms, we have nougat, we have ai, seems like a no-brainer.

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Cool

Time for Album Rock to make a comeback. 🤘🤘

Something every ttrpg'er knows. 😉

Christmas morning crepes.

It is officially Xmas. 🎄🎁🎄🎁

Was reminded of this song today. 👏👏👏

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I think it's time for top hats to make a comeback.

Chills

So THAT'S what happens to the Tupperware lids.

I like cats, just not as much as the Internet likes cats.

Hopefully I'll have time to read this later.

Maybe dogs are trying to get us to use the Force?

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Pumpkin spice cereal with egg nog as the milk.

Golden Globe nominees - Best Actress in a Drama: Pamela Anderson, The Last Showgirl Angelina Jolie, Maria Nicole Kidman, Babygirl Tilda Swinton, The Room Next Door Fernanda Torres, I’m Still Here Kate Winslet, Lee See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Globes2025

More than a decade ago, physicists theorised there could be particles that have mass when moving in one direction, but don't in another direction – they've now been spotted www.newscientist.com/article/2454...

Most nominated films of the #GoldenGlobes  Emilia Pérez - 10 The Brutalist - 7 Conclave - 6 Anora - 5 The Substance- 5 Wicked - 4 Challengers - 4 The Wild Robot - 4 A Real Pain - 4 A Complete Unknown - 3 Dune 2 - 2 See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Globes2025

Is there anyway to tell Bluesky to show me 90% less cats?

If tweeting was for Twitter, shouldn't we be 'sky writing' here?

Cool, but I'm waiting for the circus peanut planet.

I'd be ok with humanity if it weren't for all the people.

Shower thoughts: string theory suggests 10 spacial dimensions with 7 being undetectably folded. Assume that all spacial dimensions are essentially identical and that time itself has at least 3 dimensions with infinite vectors originating from the big bang. (Cont in comments)

If coyotes are a danger to your dog, you might have a cat. Js

Thank your driver and they get $5!

Restarting this. It makes me happy.