Why didn‘t anyone come up with the term “Hitler Derangement Syndrome“? He got blamed for a lot and the vibe is pretty negative. Seems like an easy way to dismiss any Hitler criticism, no?

I’m sure stopping the polling at this point in time is strictly coincidental. I’m shocked anyone would consider otherwise. thehill.com/homenews/med...

I feel a lot of Maga viewers are going to be disappointed when they find out the Kid Rock show doesn’t even involve kids.

I wonder if Trump‘s decision to close the Kennedy Center means he has accepted that he will never reach “most beloved president“ status so has to compensate by just just putting his name on everything to be “most remembered”.

All I really needed to prepare for the winter storms this week.

And so it begins…

Me: I really like befiending people online. Her: Don’t you mean “befriending”? Me: No.

My dog as I’m cleaning up her mess on the floor: “Yeah, you missed some right over there.”

Not really sure that I would need this. I already know the result.

Actually not a bad strategy. I’ve hardly heard anyone mention the Epstein files this week.

Selling for 45.00 plus price of handle materials and shipping.

Not to traumatize anyone, but yeah, they ate Timothy.

No new dress up but Cola was still festive.

The Nuremberg trials 2.0 are going to be crazy.

The calyx on these strawberries i bought are unusual and I can’t figure out the variety. Any gardeners have an idea?

I hope nothing untoward happens. It would be a real shame.

I guarantee by the end of the day I will read a post claiming that Rob Reiner was working on a documentary to expose the worst parts of Hollywood.

Currently 8 degrees (feels like 1) and next Thursday is a high of 52. Crazy town.

I believe the next president should not be allowed access to post on social media.

Republicans: “We hate government overreach.” Trump: “I’ll have a say in the Netflix/WB merger”.

My favorite part of the new Frankenstein movie is when he baked cookies for his sick wife.

I hope Shauni Kerkhoff sues everyone that made a positive claim that she was the J6 bomber.

I went to see Wicked for Good this weekend and was disappointed that Jon Chu decided to cut Dorothy’s signature song, “It’s Dorothy, Bitch”.

Ah, I see the misunderstanding. He referred to reporter Katie Rogers as “Uggy” because she always wore Uggs in the press briefings.

Widespread outrage at Campbell’s and promises to only eat organic. The organic:

MTG out? Just throwing my whole 2025 bingo card in the trash already.

Did you know if you Google “how high am I”, it will give your elevation above sea level and won’t judge you?

Dr. Alan Grant on the hunt.

Steak ‘n Shake’s choice to align themselves with the Maga movement certainly is a business decision one could choose to make. I hope they remember that many places serve burgers and fries.

Proud to contribute to the White House account being one of most blocked accounts on Bluesky.

Maga after millions march in the streets in protest: “You did nothing, Trump’s still your president, libs.” Maga raising 30K signatures to protest Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “Fuck yeah, that’ll show ‘em. Murica!”

OAN and Newsmax websites can be accessed for free while The Atlantic, CNN, and New York Times are mostly behind a paywall. I can’t see any problems arising from this.

I remember that strange week of December 4, 2024 where, for a few days, everyone recognized there wasn‘t as much a left vs. right problem as there was up vs. down. Of course, after Luigi Mangione was caught, it was very easy for the narrative to revert. I’m sure the 1% gave a sigh of relief.

CK technically died but was revived and was in a coma, coming out on September 13 (3 days). He is secretly working underground to take down the worldwide cabal and will re-emerge with JFK Jr. to be the next political powerhouse team. (Am I doing the crazy conspiracy thing right? 😂😂😂)

I just took two Tylenol. When can I expect the autism to hit?

I don’t want to hear anyone talking about crisis actors, FBI shooter, and Reichstag event in the same paragraph.

I believe Donald Trump to be an opportunistic white nationalist. I believe JD Vance to be an unabashedly white nationalist.

I don’t fully understand the Cracker Barrel fervor. Are people that upset over a restaurant changing direction, being different than what they grew up with? I am 57 years old and many restaurants I grew up with are gone and those that aren’t, are different. An excuse for political posturing?

The Irish have the best tenors, coffee, and goodbyes.

This rodeo-inspired latte menu looks to me like it is listing sex positions.

So I’m torn. Do I take the family to Epcot or do I save a little money by just flying to the actual countries?

Sour Patch under black light

I just had a TikTok ad pop up advertising “Retro military realistic latex mask, 1940s Halloween costume headgear”. Yes, it was a Hitler mask. Who in the world is the target audience for this?

Finally a guy on the spectrum such as myself finds a workout supplement made for him.

Hitting a little hard today, not sure why.

Breaking news from Republican leadership: There was no island and Jeffrey Epstein was just three racoons in a trench coat.

My garden gives me a little solace in the summer. Something I actually like taking care of and that gives me something back. Hoping none of my kids read this.

Remember the good old days when we thought nobody could be dumber than George W. Bush?