We are really hitting the wall here. The administration has descended into ludicrous levels of incoherence in its rhetoric in justifying its actions. They disseminate videos of brutality that shock the conscience.

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Silly Susie slowly sips sweet ‘n’ sour sauce seltzer. Say that three times fast!

we are. it’s only scheming mediocre ministers hopped up on stimulants vying for supremacy, as the decrepit and only semi-lucid king demands tribute from merchant lords and watches AI-generated videos of supplicants flattering him

Can the Bears get out their own way for one drive? We shall see.

This is some ugly, ugly football.

Alert 🚨: Caleb Williams and the Bears offense are actually doing the thing and scoring lots of points. (OK, yes, this is a bottom-tier defense. But we need this)

Hey hey, my my Rock and roll can never die There’s more to the picture Than meets the eye Hey hey, my my Out of the blue and into the black You pay for this, but they give you that And once you’re gone, you can’t come back When you’re out of the blue and into the black

Lookin’ out at the road rushin’ under my wheels I don’t know how to tell you how crazy this life feels Look around for the friends that I used to turn to pull me through Lookin’ into their eyes, I see they’re runnin’ too

Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, you’re stayin’ alive. As the venerable Brothers Gibb told us. My advice is to think about how to stay alive. It’s not obvious and it’s about to get much harder to stay alive, but I want you to do it. Stay alive.

That’s right. We’re supposed to fund the government, when there is an avenue to shut it down? With this shit going on in our cities? Democrats who aren’t ready to fight have some soul-searching to do. The people in power intend to kill, enslave, or murder the opposition. You’re the opposition.

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.

The Colts missed the memo. You can’t hunt Dolphins for sport, it’s illegal.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. The Gary Redemption.

Random thought: November Rain is a rock suite like Bohemian Rhapsody, but because Axl Rose isn’t as incredible a vocalist as Freddie Mercury (who is?), Slash carries it.

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I’ll bite. Ruin any book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title: Tom Clancy’s El Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quixote de La Mancha

I sure am real doggone sorry, but I ain’t got no choice. Your Ma done told ya to quit whinin’ about the Cracker Barrel logo, but I know it’s the sickness talkin’. Pa always said I’d have to be a man someday and use that rifle when things got real bad. I sure wish he was here.

This is one the most galling things about the way things work in this rotten country. Whether a child gets a good, mediocre, or downright awful public education depends on your income and ZIP code. Specifically, it depends on your school district, and its tax base and property tax levies.

Ok here it is. You asked for it, you got it

Why is System of a Down so good? It feels like the precise thing we need right now!

DuckTeeth! Woo-oo! Every day they brush those chompers DuckTeeth! Woo-oo! Somewhat disconcerting, they’re just DuckTeeth!

Rights for every human being aren’t something to be bargained away. They are inalienable. Lead and show strength if you claim to represent the people. If you follow and compromise, you bargain away your humanity, and I hate to tell you this, but you’ve been scammed.

My friends, I transferred out of UChicago. It doesn’t cheer me at all to see that institution make itself a parochial, blinkered shell of a university. These administrators cover themselves in shame. For shame.

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In just three days, PenisScumpler333 lowered the world record in Mario Curling by an astonishing 19 seconds. How did he do it? He had discovered a new technique. It was called…Yoshi Sweep Trick.

Ah, Clay, that brilliant, incisive cultural critic. We’ll learn that the athletic and Revered Leader Donald J. Trump used sports to save America by instilling such values in young men like “violence against disfavored groups is cool and good,” “women aren’t people,” and “men should be antisocial.”

Here’s my thread on DEI. It’s an essay. This apparently “anti-DEI” act is an attack on the independence of higher education from the political preferences of the current state government, which is fundamental to the independence of intellectual inquiry and fostering scientific progress. 1/n

I’m afraid “Welcome to the Black Parade” from The Black Parade (My Chemical Romance, 2006) takes quite a lot of inspiration from “One Day More” (Les Misérables, Boublil & Schönberg, 1980)

You understand, but the demons should understand that we will never forget these insults, and we will never let go of the ambition and the achievements of the nation we knew when it was at its best. We will build it anew, and imprison these psychopaths. Those who support them should take note.

The U.S. Senate is a rubber-stamp, putative legislative body wholly subordinate to a depraved, senile dictator surrounded by a pack of equally-depraved scoundrels jockeying to succeed him. We all knew it, but they will put the bow on it tonight.

Russell Vought wants us dead or enslaved. Never forget it. He is evil incarnate.

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Fine. Retweet with spectacles, nerd.

BREAKING: in unsigned order, U.S. Supreme Court allows President Donald Trump to open portal to Chaos Realm, invite the One Without Name, He Who Annhilates to devour the Universe, consign all sentient beings to endless suffering; liberals dissent.

They scream your name at night in the street Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet And in the lonely cool before dawn, You hear their engines roaring on But when you get to the porch they’re gone on the wind So Mary climb in It’s a town full of losers, I’m pulling out of here to win

Since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France I been making the bars lots of big money And helpin’ white people dance I got you in trouble in high school Now college, now that was a ball You had some of the best times You’ll never remember with me, Alcohol

I’ll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you Give us a chance You will never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you Time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me I know I could have loved you but you would not let me

I will participate on the pro-Joel side. Call me middlebrow, call me whatever. I shall not yield to the anti-Joel faction.

That’s correct. This completely brain-melted political environment, with reckless and evil pirates at the helm of the ship of state, makes it vanishingly unlikely. We must try for a just solution - let people live and work in this country, and in time, become citizens. My ancestors did.

The thing is that New Sleep (floating in a tank of viscous, glowing green fluid) wasn’t really that bad, but it ticked off the sleeping public when they took Sleep away. Hence, they reintroduced Sleep Classic and it was a smash hit.

It’s “Hey, Soul Sister” for sure. No hesitation.

Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living

They’ve almost entirely dropped the pretense of being the party of responsible spending, though they try some sophistry about trickle-down BS. They are now the party of “Screw you, that’s why.” (Cf. Joni Ernst’s “we’re all going to die” line.)

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