Let someone pick my outfit for this session. Might do the same on Friday if there's any suggestions out there 😁

darklands.be/masterclasse... I’m hosting a MASTERCLASS on gunge play at Darklands! It’ll cover all the basics (different types of gunge, prep advice, fun facts, etc.) and rumor has it I get to test out the gunge on any unlucky participants... 🫟

Can't wait to get all slimy again this week

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas....

Slimy Santa wishes you all a very jolly festive season

Slimy Santa Claus is cumming to town

Work's done and time for fun #slimysanta

Happy (slimy blue) hump day + gooey socks!

White underwear turned blue

Woohoo! Nice surprise in my latest @goopquest.bsky.social delivery. Looks like 2026 is going to get very slimy. Thanks!

A little blast from a recent blue gunging

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmess

I will be staying over in Weston Super Mare next Friday. Anybody around there fancy getting messy with me? Slimy Santa may even make an appearance

Any guys around East London or can get there on Sunday and fancy some sloppy seconds?

Recent gunge antics

White to green

Love the feeling of slimy feet, and the goo between my toes

Slimed again. Planning on a bigger sliming soon

A little slimy interlude

There's something about custard that always hits the right spot

Really frustrating weather. One minute it feels warm enough to dive back in the mud, the next it's blowing a storm. Suspect all the rain we've had will have flooded the pools or I'd be tempted to dive in again tomorrow

Looks like the summer's gone so another mud season comes to an end umd.net/profile/i/an...

Happy Hump Day

Face splat in creamy mud

Back in the mud last weekend

The mud is calling. Hoping to head back Friday or Saturday if anyone on Norfolk area wants to join me cooling off in here

Anyone want a wrestle?

Muddy fun from 14 years ago 😱Sliding down the mud bank into the creek felt so good.

When a big foamy pie shocks you mid way through a gunging...

A fruitful scouting trip this evening, looking forward to coming back to play here very soon

Little clip from a recent messy gunge session - with the occasional pie thrown in

Decided that if I get 100 followers on BlueSky by Saturday morning then I'll do a self gunging. Follow and comment below what you'd like to see me wearing (or not wearing)

Filling 'em up with cold leftover pink gunge

I love the way white makes bright coloured gunge jump out

All pumped up (sorta) and no one to play with

Hello my fellow WAM bretherin. Today is my birthday (March 22nd) so I humbly request that you all send me your best pictures of you covered in gunge to make me feel loved on my special day (AKA I'm feeling a little bit depressed and need a pick me up to put me in a good mood) #gunged #slimed

Reminder to vote for THE HANDLER 😉 If he wins, he’ll let you cum on his cocky face to celebrate. superherofetish.com

A little snippet of a recent self-gunging

First slime of 2025 felt so good

Pic from a very sloppy meet a few weeks ago. Hoping for more of this in 2025

There's more of Slimy Santa's latest fun on my umd now umd.net/andyslimes

Damn, I really need to get the Slimy Santa suit out more than once a year

Slimy Santa slimes again

Like Christmas Slimy Santa cums once a year

It's that time of year when Slimy Santa comes out to play

A gunging from last year throwing some porridge into the mix. Combined with slime gives it a different texture to play in

Some fun I had with cold leftover gunge the morning after playing www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfIQ...