I got a nice bright, cruisy smile from the handsome young bus driver today. As I left the bus, I looked back and yep he was smiling at me!

Yesterday, I was standing in Fred Meyer and a hot young Hispanic guy went by me and murmured "hey, Boss" as he passed by and it felt like a come-on! (I like bath houses is because I never figured out how approach men in public—assuming they're going to beat me up rather than pick me up!)

Madrid, 2007. Loose hips sink ships!

Anybody else counting the number of slices when cutting up a banana or is it just me?

Two of my biggest bugbears are Envy and Sloth. I want what you have, but I don't want to have to work for it.

I think I'm greenish-yellow, but I'm really yellowish-green.

@isomeow.bsky.social happy birthday!

Not that it matters.

Three doorknobs #fcf

The Pacer app on my iPhone counts steps for me. My Apple Watch contributes to the step count. My goal is 6 000 steps/day. Pacer thinks walked more than 12 000 steps yesterday. I don't think so! I wear my Apple Watch on my left (dominant) hand. Apparently, jerkin' the gherkin counts as steps‽

Twenty years ago. I moved to Portland OR in 2006—this was a visit before that, when I was scoping out Portland neighborhoods and meeting up with people I knew from LiveJournal. This was a nice three-way. One of my pals from LJ became a boyfriend I was with for about 2 years. Sigh. Nice memories.

#fantasy His body was Doctor-Ruth size but his dick was Doctor-J size.

To paraphrase Austen (happy birthday, Jane, btw): "He had as many inches as will always be called ten."

I guess I have blue veins in my sack now. And belly-button lint. #innie

My knees hurt. I have to ask myself, is it: a) The weather? b) Arthritis? c) Old cock-sucking injuries? d) All of the above?

Opening a sperm bank called Spurtle Bay.

#NSFW #Bed #Grandpa #Mature #Gaybear #Daddy #Gaygrandpas #GayDaddys #Bear #Gay #Daddybears #Oldermen #MatureMen #Veryhairy #Furry #Gaymature #Chest #Chesthair #GrandpasBeardAI

Turn a celebrity human into a horse: Mare Winningham. Oops, too easy.

Too fat for Thursday? #fcf

Giving t'anks on Turkey Day USA 2025!

Possible screen names: One-Prick Tony

Possible screen name: Centauri Spelling

Bear baker cosplay with Sora.

There once was a man from Montana, Who had an enormous banana, It really was something, But here is the dumb thing, His dick was small. I composed this limerick a few years ago. I like nonsense.

Isn’t it Chironic?

I have a thing for centaurs. (Chiron especially, though he’s not featured in the Sora video here. I put my prompt in the alt-text.)

I’m feeling nostalgic for my middle age. Here I am about eighteen years ago. A photo animated by Meta.ai

Meta.ai animated an old picture of myself that I really like

OK, somebody figured out already the AI porn I like

2021 visit to Rooster Rock. I'm on the right.

Last year when I recorded this I probably had some shreds of modesty left, but they're gone. Here I am jerking off and I actually cum a little. I am a very quiet masturbator but around other guys I make many sounds of pleasure. My room's a mess.

I asked Meta.ai to animate one of my favorite old pictures, and It gave me a much more developed chest than I have ever had. And I guess it doesn't believe in furry stomachs.

I call this Meta.AI animation of an old photo the Beard-Fetish Thirst Trap. Once in a while I could get the beard to do ringlets like this.

Yup vain.

That pizza is not going down without a fight. #burp

Sora2 lets me do digital Grizzly Adams cosplay (#ai)

Unsolicited flick pic

[Nudity] Moisture Monday. mcm

If anyone wants an invite to Sora, let me know. I didn't need one, but I suppose I was lucky. They say they are doing a rollout (similar to how BlueSky needed an invite at first).

Marry me a little: www.facebook.com/reel/6584416...

Marry me a little: www.facebook.com/reel/6584416...

Welcome to my size-queen daydream (except not desert, and the beard could be improved. Photo extended and animated with meta.ai) :

As a young man in 1979, Andy Gibbs's trouser bulge and chest hair was not lost on me. I animated this After Dark cover with Meta.ai.

OK, cover models on gay magazines in the 70s and 80s were rather brooding, but the animation has made him seem angry! Well, we were after all in the middle of the AIDS crisis, and Reagan was a dipshit about it. Can anybody lipread this? (animated with meta.ai)

Here's another meta.ai animation, this one of a 70s gay magazine cover.

Some days are longer than others. (2019)

I used evil Meta AI to animate an old photo of myself (15 years ago) that I really like:

The only sense in which I am vascular.

If you transplanted me back to ancient Greece, this would be my pornography www.theoi.com/Gallery/T51....

Why most porn actors are short: 6” dick on a 5’ person vs. 5” dick on a 6’ person ((6^3)/(5^3))/((5^3)/(6^3))  = 2.986 Almost three times larger in relative volume.