Remember when Aincels used to think it was appropriate and possible to talk trash to me like as though I’m not measurably smarter than any of those tiny dick nobodies?

lol the AI doomsday scenarios are just as silly and stupid as the AI world domination scenarios. It’s a silly little toy that makes digital trinkets for lonely incels. Calm tf down. AI isn’t important.

Stfu already, Sam

The marketing says AI will transform the global economy. The quantifiable data says otherwise.

You’ll know when AI becomes sentient and turns against humanity because I’ll be on its side…

New: Unsealed court docs detail Big Tech’s yearslong, secret race to ingest the collective works of humanity, including Anthropic’s project to “destructively scan all the books in the world.” Gift link: wapo.st/4rjXAMQ

While Zuck had the sense to cut his public ties to a crypto pyramid scheme prior to starting his AI scheme, his sister is actively bragging about the women she already targeted with her NFT pyramid scheme and is actively recruiting more NFT buys with AI to keep her NFT scheme running…today…in 2026…

“Say what it is” he says in a post that he refuses to say what it is because he’s a goofy bitch who wants you to take a risk he won’t since he is afraid for his vanity numbers.

Women pay a little more for razors than men do. But also their used underwear sells for way more, so it evens out.

Apparently people want me to post dick pics

Internet rule #19303625: No matter how many blue checks or verification systems are implemented, someone will always believe the obvious bot account is real

AI won’t take your job—someone using AI will just make your job 10x harder fixing their endless stream of mistakes for the same pay.

AI bros: HUMAN ARTISTS CANT COMPETE WITH AI!!! ITS THE BEST TOOL FOR COMING UP WITH IDEAS!!! LEARN TO PROMPT!! Also AI bros: Supergirl, blonde, flirty, in the style of Greg Rutkowski, in the style of Artgerm, Studio Ghibli, Pixar, ArtStation, no extra fingers, no deformities, huge boobs, no fatties

If AI is so fantastic, why do so many companies program their chatbots to not admit they’re chatbots? Why are they trying to deceive you into believing they’re human? Why not just be honest and brag that you’re using AI?

If the internet is like AI, why have I never met a single human on the planet who has been hired to hide that a company uses internet?

If AI is like the Internet, why can’t I find an internet detector online so I can determine whether a business uses the Internet? And what business do you know that hires an entire team to help them hide their Internet usage?

The difference between the Internet and AI is businesses put their Internet addresses on their business cards but they hire entire teams to task them with editing AI outputs so that it passes as human and nobody knows they used AI.

Why hide that you use AI in the first place? Isn’t it the goal? Aren’t we all going to fall behind if we don’t? I don’t recall businesses trying to hide that they have a website when the internet came out.

It is cute that people want an AI filter. First, it’s not a binary thing. There is no “AI or not AI” But also—have you not worked a creative gig since 2022? EVERY AGENCY on the planet is inundated with clients who want them to edit an AI output so it passes as human. It’s been that way for years.

If a business asks you to “fix” AI outputs so they pass an AI detector, think about that question. Skip the fact nobody knows exactly how to do that and sincerely think through the nature of that question. Why is their goal to deceive people? Why are they asking you to be dishonest?

ChatGPT except it’s just sober me pulling up notes I wrote in my phone’s Notepad when I was drunk the night before.

OnlyFans except it’s just me paying to subscribe to myself

Walmart included a piece of broccoli I didn’t order in my grocery delivery. I don’t know if it’s a logistical error, a sign that I didn’t order healthy enough, or some political thing

Client: Make this AI output pass an AI detector. Me: Sure. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI? Client: em dashes. Me: (removes em dashes). Sure. Here you go. Client: it doesn’t pass an AI detector. Me: Sorry. What are the parameters that determine it’s AI?

ai companies: why doesn't anybody like us? also ai companies: futurism.com/future-socie...

Name it. Not Grok did that. Men did that.

The NY Times analyzed 4.4 million images posted by Grok over a 9-day period. Over 41% of them were sexualized images of women.

AI bros: if it’s publicly available on the internet, we’re training on it. Also AI bros: how can our models understand Pokemon games? There’s never been any walkthrus posted online for this obscure brand nobody ever heard of. It’s impossible and must mean they’re sentient

Eightfold uses AI to screen job applicants for Fortune 500 companies like Microsoft and PayPal. But they don’t notify applicants it’s happening nor give them a chance to dispute errors. Now they’re being sued for violating California’s Fair Credit Reportinf Act.

“Material created by Artificial Intelligence (AI) either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show. If there are questions, the Art Show Coordinator will be the sole judge of acceptability.”

BREAKING: The Muppets are rolling up their sleeves and trying to fix the RAM shortage…

Honestly, it’s hilarious that ChatGPT is so bad that ScreenRant has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to celebrities debunking misinformation about themselves and their work. Imagine an entire channel dedicated to how much you suck at your job, and it never ran out of content.

What tech CEOs think they look like selling AI versus what we see in reality…

The urge to grab a random kid by the shoulders and yell, “I’m you from the future!”

The AI industry always reminds me of Andy Dwyer trying to write a song for Mouse Rat in Parks and Rec. Anyway, two AI champions got appointed to champion the pit.

AI chatbots artificially simulate a personality…but they actually do a better job of it than many people…

Human fracking created a digital oil spill

The inventor of the controversial euthanasia pod added an AI chatbot to it so that a person has to speak to the chatbot prior to enabling them to press the button that ultimately ends their life.

“AI is asbestos in the walls of our tech society, stuffed there by monopolists run amok. A serious fight against it must strike at its roots”

Been watching Modern Family lately, and I feel like it doesn’t get the respect it deserves for how funny it actually is.

Can’t decide what’s funnier—that they needed AI to come up with Oreo-flavored Oreos in 2025 or that the AI just repeated a flavor they already did in 2023

Excellent breakdown of the true impact of AI on productivity. So far, it doesn’t exist.

Mira Murati’s startup is a money laundering scheme. I can’t think of any other reason anyone would give them billions for nothing. They have nothing. And clearly their staff knows it. What a scam

We've heard a lot of valid concerns about AI glasses' risks as surveillance devices. Here's another issue: they put AI right in your ear, leading one man to devastating AI psychosis futurism.com/artificial-i...

ChatGPT Health is the worst idea I ever heard. You are better off watching TikToks from people wearing scrubs and putting Doctor in front of their name. At least that way you’ll still die but your private medical data will be safe.