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7:01 pm: *bride's grandma says goodbye* "I like her style."
about 7 hours ago
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"I dig it. People are too boring."
about 1 year ago
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"the problem is, kittens happen."
about 1 year ago
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"canaan doesn't have shores. it has slopes tho."
about 1 year ago
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"How many Targets need to slide into a ravine before it ends?" 9/5/24
over 1 year ago
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"Some billionaires are just bank loans in a trench coat."
over 1 year ago
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"it was the hate crime of the low-rise pants."
over 1 year ago
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"Dessert portion sizes at SoHoβs go hard, their tiramisu is as big as my head"
over 1 year ago
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"They were playing old school rap... It was like some prince of bel air shit."-- cathy 5/24/11
over 1 year ago
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"I mean, what state do you think you're in!? If you don't like dumpy-looking white people at Applebee's, move!"--Cathy 2/21/14
over 1 year ago
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"You're West Virginian. You don't like pretentious salad." --Cathy 2/21/14
over 1 year ago
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"I think my cat could be internet famous if I put the effort into it." -Cathy 6/6/15
over 1 year ago
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"Sodi-yummy." - cathy 8/1/2015
over 1 year ago
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"I might have gotten pizza on the sheets." -cathy 11/14/15
over 1 year ago
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"No, @jkoontz552's on fleek, and @shabrittnaynay's flossy." -Cathy 4/15/16
over 1 year ago
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"These people know how to fry food." -Cathy 5/27/2016
over 1 year ago
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"So many white dudes, in a creepy way." -Cathy 6/17/2016
over 1 year ago
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"A couple of years ago, I found out my dad didn't know how to right click..." --#cathy 9/1/2016
over 1 year ago
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"What are housewives but the sorority chicks of unemployment?" --#cathy 10/1/2016
over 1 year ago
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"You're like Weekend at Bernie's right now...you're the coolest person here but you're also dead ." --cathy 5/14/2017
over 1 year ago
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"Jigsaw puzzles--Werther's candy--that's the life I want to live." --cathy 7/15/2017
over 1 year ago
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"Pass me the moon!" --cathy 9/16/2017
over 1 year ago
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*watching a 90s videos* Me: I forgot that bandanas were headpieces! Cathy: Also, shirts. 11/10/2017
over 1 year ago
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βItβs rude to be indecisive when standing in front of an escalator.β βCathy 11/3/2018
over 1 year ago
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"I'm out of feta but I will survive" -
#twitterlesscathy
, my Greek friend 6/29/23
over 1 year ago
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"ice people freak me the f out."
#twitterlesscathy
2/25/23
over 1 year ago
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"I can't imagine getting caught up at the gym, mostly because every time I get to the gym I immediately want to leave."
#twitterlessCathy
2/15/23
over 1 year ago
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"if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get [pizza] with my friends."
#twitterlessCathy
2/15/23
over 1 year ago
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"no thoughts, just pies."
#twitterlesscathy
12/16/22
over 1 year ago
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Replying to @jacquebland and @stevenadamswv My friend
#twitterlessCathy
said they dropped the ball with this one for sure. We could have had Par-Mar Pow-Par. 11/14/22
over 1 year ago
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"Brittany's pulled a lot of weight as the Assistant Manager of all our lives." ππ --#twitterlessCathy 8/24/22
over 1 year ago
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"Putnam County is the Utah of West Virginia." --#twitterlesscathy 8/24/22
over 1 year ago
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"I always feel like people may need a shoulder to cry on, but I have very bony shoulders" -#twitterlesscathy 3/21/20
over 1 year ago
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"Don't cause a scene; just die. --#twitterlesscathy 1/24/20
over 1 year ago
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"I could live on the river... Like Noah." --#twitterlesscathy 10/12/2019
over 1 year ago
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i told
#twitterlesscathy
i was going to
#GNO
now and she said, "better start hydrating now, there's not much time!" π 8/9/2019
over 1 year ago
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