7:01 pm: *bride's grandma says goodbye* "I like her style."

"I dig it. People are too boring."

"the problem is, kittens happen."

"canaan doesn't have shores. it has slopes tho."

"How many Targets need to slide into a ravine before it ends?" 9/5/24

"Some billionaires are just bank loans in a trench coat."

"it was the hate crime of the low-rise pants."

"Dessert portion sizes at SoHo’s go hard, their tiramisu is as big as my head"

"They were playing old school rap... It was like some prince of bel air shit."-- cathy 5/24/11

"I mean, what state do you think you're in!? If you don't like dumpy-looking white people at Applebee's, move!"--Cathy 2/21/14

"You're West Virginian. You don't like pretentious salad." --Cathy 2/21/14

"I think my cat could be internet famous if I put the effort into it." -Cathy 6/6/15

"Sodi-yummy." - cathy 8/1/2015

"I might have gotten pizza on the sheets." -cathy 11/14/15

"No, @jkoontz552's on fleek, and @shabrittnaynay's flossy." -Cathy 4/15/16

"These people know how to fry food." -Cathy 5/27/2016

"So many white dudes, in a creepy way." -Cathy 6/17/2016

"A couple of years ago, I found out my dad didn't know how to right click..." --#cathy 9/1/2016

"What are housewives but the sorority chicks of unemployment?" --#cathy 10/1/2016

"You're like Weekend at Bernie's right now...you're the coolest person here but you're also dead ." --cathy 5/14/2017

"Jigsaw puzzles--Werther's candy--that's the life I want to live." --cathy 7/15/2017

"Pass me the moon!" --cathy 9/16/2017

*watching a 90s videos* Me: I forgot that bandanas were headpieces! Cathy: Also, shirts. 11/10/2017

“It’s rude to be indecisive when standing in front of an escalator.” —Cathy 11/3/2018

"I'm out of feta but I will survive" - #twitterlesscathy, my Greek friend 6/29/23

"ice people freak me the f out." #twitterlesscathy 2/25/23

"I can't imagine getting caught up at the gym, mostly because every time I get to the gym I immediately want to leave." #twitterlessCathy 2/15/23

"if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get [pizza] with my friends." #twitterlessCathy 2/15/23

"no thoughts, just pies." #twitterlesscathy 12/16/22

Replying to @jacquebland and @stevenadamswv My friend #twitterlessCathy said they dropped the ball with this one for sure. We could have had Par-Mar Pow-Par. 11/14/22

"Brittany's pulled a lot of weight as the Assistant Manager of all our lives." 😂😂 --#twitterlessCathy 8/24/22

"Putnam County is the Utah of West Virginia." --#twitterlesscathy 8/24/22

"I always feel like people may need a shoulder to cry on, but I have very bony shoulders" -#twitterlesscathy 3/21/20

"Don't cause a scene; just die. --#twitterlesscathy 1/24/20

"I could live on the river... Like Noah." --#twitterlesscathy 10/12/2019

i told #twitterlesscathy i was going to #GNO now and she said, "better start hydrating now, there's not much time!" 😂 8/9/2019