Sintra, Portugal. 🇵🇹

The Dark Hedges, Northern Ireland. #bnw

Ireland

I just saw an ad for a movie I saw what seems like not that long ago. I did the math and that movie is old enough to drink.

Praia da Adraga. #lisboa

The Burren.

I propose that on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, major news websites locate all US political articles solely under a tab labeled “in other news” and fill the homepage with pictures of puppies and baby goats.

The perpetual job of a fiction writer: “Don’t look at this glaring inconsistency. Nothing to see here. Of course you can drive from New York to LA in three hours. You can drive anywhere in three hours.”

Aveiro, Portugal. Distinguished Gentlemen’s Ride, 2025.

And somehow we watch the crumbling of the greatest democracy ever nurtured.

Hey Google walking times guy covering Lisbon … you realize that’s all up hill, right?!?

Any English speaker who thinks English is easy hasn’t yet thoroughly thought through the issue, though thou should.

It’s almost like they spend more time sniping at people who don’t agree with them than doing their jobs.

The front pack at the #aveiro spring classic, 2025. #bike #portugal #aveirospringclassic

One can now finance fast food in America, and that tells you everything you need to know about financial education there.

“Develop that picture of what you see in your head as completely as if you are standing there … then ignore it and write what you feel.” TCM

#porto, #Portugal.

Never was there a beautiful thing that man didn’t try to accumulate to himself and charge admission. Find those joyful things no one can take away. They’ll be inside you.

If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose soft tacos or hard tacos?

#Aveiro, #Portugal. A group of riders dress formally for rides.

Their lighthouse pier in Porto, Portugal. #bnw #fishing

We’re only 4 years from when the terminator comes back to find Sarah Connor. Good times.

Regarding the #tedlasso new season … on all things holy, don’t screw this up.

Q: “Does your dog bite?” “No.” *dog bites “You said your dog doesn—“ “That’s not my dog.”

Lol 😂

Votivekirche in #Vienna. The stained glass are breathtaking.

We’ve had AI for years now and we can’t design a more easily removed seal for a can of butter cookies yet?!?

I’m feeling like Don’t Look Up and Space Force were just continuing Idiocracy’s good work.

Rip. A sweet voice from years I can barely remember. Thank you.

Heavy in revision mode. A slain “little darling” just waved at me from behind the half-eaten bag of Tostitos crowding my keyboard. That twit.

The Doors of Portugal. #portugal #doors

America. A nation not of men, but of … executive orders.