Passed out while working and woke up in someone else's sleeping bag. Again.

Girlfriend called me chopped and now she's insisting I start growing my hair out.

Someone just called me "twink John Cogs"?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Engine component of the day: exhaust system

Daily sudoku fucking sucked

He's been trading illegal engine modifications for snacks and alcohol. Being so for real right now, why didn't I think of that. Way wider market than sonet requests.

I do not have a sweat fetish. Stop asking me these inappropriate questions. Ask me about galvanised square steel instead.

Yorkes been filling his water bottle with half vodka on long shifts and all I want to know is how the fuck can he afford that. We can't afford heating. Where is he getting that.

Is it weird to like how your co worker smells. Asking for a friend

My entire following feed is yaoi.

Mechanism Monday!

Can the government get a bit more competent please... the BL shelf at Waterstone's is getting dire.

Managed to dominate someone today. I might be getting better finally.

Finally got around to looking at the SS Drake's thermostat, and it was never broken...? What was my team insisting they need to cuddle me "for warmth" for then?

Sorry, I forgot about the engine component of the day thing. There's also an adderall shortage with the food shortage.

lost service for a while. today's engine component of the day is the spark plug

engine component of the day: ignition coil en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignitio...

Mechanism Monday!

engine component of the day: radiator!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiato...

I like this one

Engine component of the day: camshaft!!!

The captain ruffled my hair this morning and my heart rate ticked up so quickly I nearly passed out. Kind of embarrassing...

experimenting

Yorke found the yaoi drawer.

Just made this dohickey out of spare Data Glutton parts. Brittany has been asking for a kettle and I think this is a good enough substitute.

Food crisis almost got me but I survived, I can continue reading yaoi.

Burrow of Boobies

For the last time, I am not a homosexual. I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend and she loves me a lot. She calls me short stack and sometimes she makes me wear dresses.

Yuri review! Killing Me by Akiyama A very cute forbidden romance story. Such a shame it was cancelled after one volume. 8/10!

I tried to explain the plot of Five Nights at Freddy's to my girlfriend last night but she seemed rather dissinterested. She kept asking me to go to bed. She must really not like that interest of mine.

WHAT THE FUCK

let's not kinkshame.