in my conspiracy theory era because no

nyc lease signed 😭😌 bb’s coming back

holes out for Hungary!!!

who’s going to be the fist drag queen to do “Bryon Noem in a breastplate”

all the gays at the Palm Springs gyms

my big naturals and I got catcalled by octogenarian women in Palm Springs this morning 😌🙂‍↕️

sees the sun once

gays are already posting from PV again

flight canceled and delayed two days; my foresight

literally never leaving Mexico

summer body in process

Me listening to the nooma nooma song in 2005

she did not ask to be born Latina

Lady Gaga smiling like that because she knows Trump is watching

got a haircut and moisturized my face

white gays up in arms about trump’s racist post when like… the call is coming from inside the house

Recovering

arm update

HELLO???

dismissed from jury duty presumably for serving too hard

could’ve left it at “I don’t know what to say”

the world is ending and I’m sending ***** to men on the internet

the weatherman ate with this forecast

diva alert!!!

Liberal Anglicanism goes so hard

NEED a hot Canadian/Australian/Kiwi to whisk me away from this hellhole country

chest day; fuck ice

Same picture

me listening to las culturistas:

first cut of 2026

In 2026 I need Instagram to let me elect to not be on straight peoples close friends

Saturday etc

I did not survive my trip to the cottage

who else has read this and was gagged?????? need to discuss

they don’t warn you about the horrors that await you when you open the apps in the random town in New Hampshire that your parents have chosen to move to

I missed this episode of the gay hockey show!

Ezra Klein hasn’t had a good take since saying Biden should step aside

well

my legs hurt

I’m fully a physician and I’m still confused as to how Michael Jackson got to looking like that

tummy hurts but I’m being brave about it

why are people getting mpox again….?

barber just told me he wants to try his hand at being a dj ???

me going to Oaxaca and Maui 3 weeks apart this spring

Monday or whatever

clocking in at the arm factory!

me: what other people listen to does not affect me in any way also me seeing some of these wrapped lists: eeyuck!!!!

“I have no one to talk to about this” and it’s a fancam of the heated rivalry boys set to hyperpop

all I got for Black Friday was these eye bags