clocking in at the arm factory!

me: what other people listen to does not affect me in any way also me seeing some of these wrapped lists: eeyuck!!!!

“I have no one to talk to about this” and it’s a fancam of the heated rivalry boys set to hyperpop

all I got for Black Friday was these eye bags

what’s everyone getting me for Black Friday

thankful for yellow

sleepy!

it’s the way the composition of this photo is a fucking mess

taking July off before starting attending job. need to go to Spain and have a Spanish man **** ** to Lux 🥰

man at the gym with iPod shuffle clipped to his shirt welcome back 2008 financial crisis 🥰🥰

my barber always eats

it’s the way Cher has been 65 my whole life

makes you think

Need Hillary Rodham to stand up and dump that man

societal implications aside people yapping about “why give Apple this information” when every American’s SSN is for sale on the dark web is just… chef’s kiss

do we all agree he wasn’t shot or

Meredith is insane…?

gays be like I got new glasses

I got new glasses and a job offer in nyc so there’s that

feeling very in excelsis deo, very kneel at the altar, very gold iconography, very forgive us our trespasses, as it were, this afternoon

I need to hear lux in the dark on imax speakers

the answer is “nice agents” btw

My immediate reaction to lux:

“no soy una santa pero estoy blessed”

put my cross on this morning for Rosalía

so falsely accused then

new Rosalía and Hillary Duff I’m eating so good 😭😭😭

seeing the straight man i had an intense homoerotic friendship with sophomore year of college get engaged at the New York marathon via tik tok is an experience I’m sure god didn’t intend for me

Tick tock Kirsten Gillibrand and Chuck Schumer

Mama is that hope in the air…?

NYC HAS A UGANDAN MAYOR 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

arm

well Provincetown was a blast as always

what do we think will be the most offensive costume we see in Provincetown this weekend??

L m f a o

at the gay pre yelling about how charli and zohran are Ugandan

patient last night said my epidural was an even better experience than her regular Botox and I thought that was beautiful

too many people at the gym for a holiday rainstorm

hot man at gym just asked if he could warm up deadlifts with the weight I’m using for my actual sets while I’m resting (scream!)

30岁的我： 下午5点一刻已经喝醉了

got recognized from med twitter at a wedding on Saturday

tired of being single friend at wedding! (but I looked hot)

maybe the rapture was all the Starbucks closings

what the fuck is a hyrox

this DIVA

my culture isn’t a costume :/

currently following a series of tiktoks from some women who booked tickets at a ticket counter in Italy “to Nice” and ended up in “Tunis” with RAPT attention

I should really be at the club

big burly men with teeny tiny dogs

I maintain that the best part of having a rotating schedule in medicine is seeing all the different men at the gym who come at different times