we were so obsessed with if we *could* make pokémon fuckable we never asked ourselves if we *should* make pokémon fuckable

idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos

wiener feels like it's always spelled wrong no matter how you spell it

i think there are different types of cringe there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is

protect your nymph boys everyone just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe

ok i need slay the spire 2 to have scores so i can prove to @msol i'm beating him

i'd probably win the olympics tbh

a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup

*me flipping through shows* now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with

daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people

i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend

who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”

every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat <insert cute food name here> needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”

@msol just reminded me that ed sheeran was in game of thrones

balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women

she’s a comedienne now??? i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it

new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so i now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore

im good on breaking news for a while thx

excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃

oof bill burr on snl: 2006 called it wants its jokes back