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Quote #702057 (score 368) <Panzurfaust> I love stupid ass people. <Cade> You're so damn conceited.

Quote #49309 (score 363) <Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS DISGUSTING <Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM <Mardom> what?

Quote #103483 (score 138) <Rocket> nothing gay about predicting the size of a mans cock

Quote #1090 (score 328) (MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you? (tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ (tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that (tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet

Quote #106720 (score 251) <cynical`> Math was cool until it's homosexual friend algebra came along

Quote #11391 (score 614) <Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand() <Rangsk> you can do that? <Dark_Brood> Yup <Catafriggm> OMFG! <Catafriggm> That's disgusting!

Quote #10484 (score 182) <cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory that uses pine <cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later

Quote #11261 (score 893) * Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato <ducks> WTF

Quote #105340 (score 57) [Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus" [Kirby] yeah me to. [Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it! [nosebleed] let's call it urrektum

Quote #11923 (score 167) <Rann-chan> 0123. <Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^; <Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^ <Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :) <Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n

Quote #107249 (score 829) < 01@peregrine > Then a great item, the 24 Hour Bukkake Semen of Moe Nishimura < 01@peregrine > -- poor Moe-chan has men blowing their wads on her as she goes about her < 01@peregrine > daily life, brushing her teeth, sleeping, going to the bathroom,

Quote #11433 (score 161) <EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles <fet> no one does <biggles> my hairdresser understands me

Quote #10409 (score 44) <Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?" <Encapsulate> "I have a department now?" <Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you" <Encapsulate> "I have a department?" <Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""

Quote #105377 (score 23) <Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals? <FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans" <Radamanthys> atma-

Quote #116082 (score 105) < Mennonite> hey docfu < Mennonite> I had a mindblowing last four days < Mennonite> did you? < docfu> Menno well, i had a headblowing in there too < docfu> to the point where I started to lose oxygen to my brain and become eurphoric... < TenBaseT>

Quote #113943 (score 1492) * St-Lemur puts pasta next to antipasti <KCaesar> You FOOL! You'll kill us all!

Quote #124609 (score 309) <sick-rdi> haha..i had sex in the car the other day <BlAkEaGe> haha..i had sex on a pooltable yesterday <sick-rdi> liar <BlAkEaGe> Truths. <sick-rdi> there is no girl, there is no pooltable <BlAkEaGe> Just because you haven't seen a vagina doesn't mean

Quote #105892 (score 265) <fallen> let me tell ya its hard to keep up when wanking to death metal..

Quote #11924 (score 235) <@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :) <@tag> no wires, no external power <@tag> just IS <@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses

Quote #138905 (score 595) <twohitcombo> i finally replaced my gay wireless keyboard that had a laptop style key layout with no keypad <twohitcombo> and i bought one of those logitech ones with a hojillion buttons that dont work without the drivers <twohitcombo> but evidently it

Quote #11264 (score 1171) <Saber> I had a full can of soda <Saber> and I slipped <Saber> and dropped it above my KB <Saber> and I caught it <Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down <Saber> so I inverted it <Saber> and it turns out <Saber> it was rightside up

Quote #107249 (score 829) < 01@peregrine > Then a great item, the 24 Hour Bukkake Semen of Moe Nishimura < 01@peregrine > -- poor Moe-chan has men blowing their wads on her as she goes about her < 01@peregrine > daily life, brushing her teeth, sleeping, going to the bathroom,

Quote #10730 (score 356) <+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like winamp <%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC? <+Kumaneko> text rate? <+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND

Quote #107 (score 546) <ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob <ckx> and i was considering it for awhile

Quote #12169 (score 226) <Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake! <Guyp> hmmm <Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(

Quote #1497 (score 686) <MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy

Quote #144895 (score 512) (+Apoc`) u wont believe what happened. (@povo) what? (+Apoc`) i copied a speech from the net (+Apoc`) didnt read it at all (+Apoc`) until i read it in class (+Apoc`) it full had swearin n shit in it (+Apoc`) like (+Apoc`) eating cunt and suckin cock