you fucking kidding me?

in the ongoing tale of how terrible I am at self-promotion... if you're in chicago, it's this sunday! come out and we'll chat about titles, first lines, and the situations that make good poems. Green Goose in andersonville checkout.square.site/merchant/MLN...

get ready

Oh good www.bbc.com/news/article...

The AP title for this article gives me small hope

dream job: "your application has been passed forward for the next stage of review. We want to confirm you're still interested." me: "yes very omg" (radio silence) 2 weeks later: "unfortunately, you are not the right fit right now..."

On the front page of Yahoo today...

basically a trash bag with googly eyes. that's what we got.

Harry Potter except they elect Voldemort and everyone pukes up black stuff when they hear his name

Migraine. Zero stars. Terrible service.

some of the research for the new play...

wait bluesky is just a twitter ripoff? what did i sign up for?