I’m pretty sure this song is about cum. 🤔

My worst nightmare is someone talking to me on the bus.

Today marks the day where Harold Hardrada lost a match to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge.

Everyday‘s a school day

I assume that’s because he has a lot of red flags?

I hope he has good health insurance

PlayStation: We put a red line on a default controller, that’ll be $85 please.

I’m not 100% sold on Wolverine yet, but eager to see more in the Spring.

Definitely getting the Deus Ex remaster! #StateofPlay

He’s bigly mad

I want to live in a small town by the sea, that’s almost constantly obscured by a thick fog.

I like big butts and I cannot lie ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I want to die

God I’m so very tired of life, but if I go now, I’ll never know how good GTA VI might be.

Everyone is irritating me today

I spend bisexual awareness day knowing I’m repulsive to both genders. 🙃

Holding off on pre ordering Ghost of Yotei until the reviews drop tomorrow.

The first issue of No Man’s Land is fantastic!

You should buy this book!

I’ve lived through 7 raptures and this one was the easily the least rapturous.

I’m gonna guess the next generation of consoles will release in 2027.

I’ve got a big D. Depression.

Yeah, so Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 will have to take a back seat to Ghost of Yotei and The Outer Worlds 2. I just don’t trust that that game is gonna deliver. Might just watch a walkthrough on YouTube or something.

Digital books should not cost the same as physical books.

I feel nothing 🙁

Watching a documentary about the history of Portland Oregon.

Wooooooo!

I dream of being completely out of the loop.

Same.

Watching music videos from the 80s, I’m reminded just how stoned they all musta been.

Big NCBD tomorrow. ten comics!

He’s a fucking idiot

’It‘s a joke’

I sleep with my face in the pillow in the hope I suffocate during the night. 🙃

I’ve always found it rather disheartening that many gamers nowadays talk more about frame rates and graphical settings than they do about how a certain game makes them feel. What remains with them after the credits roll?

It’s been a very shitty day, so I’m gonna have a sad wank.

If the rapture does happen tomorrow, I’m going out on the rob! 😂

I’m bored so I’ve started trolling right wingers in YouTube comment sections. 😆

That Mandalorian and Grogu trailer was fucking awful. A clear distraction from the current controversy of course, but beyond that it just felt soulless.

This is a fantastic idea!

I’m hearing that the rapture is coming. Honestly, I’m ok with that. Ain’t no way I’m going to Heaven, but with the playing field evened out a bit, maybe my dating life will improve and by improve, I mean exist at all.

At this point I’m almost certain I’m incapable of being loved in that regard.

The world needs more smut

Don’t let appearances fool you. I’m very disappointing in person.

Life is far more bearable when I’m asleep.

Cool! Fuck Disney 🖕🖕🖕

If everyone lived within their mean, the economy would likely collapse.