When he died (On a dark and stormy night) They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight) But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing And the Laughing Record played The Laughing Record played *When He Died -Lemon Demon

From nowhere mankind can go There's too much light, blind white Emotions, human implosions It's alri-i-i-ight, it's alright *No Eyed Girl -Lemon Demon

Are you unhappy, girl? In this confusing world? Where everything you earn is getting left to burn? If it were up to me, then money would be free And I can give you that, and I can give you that *Reaganomics -Lemon Demon

I think it's time For you to know The awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you 'Cause you're a brand new species Big cat (Uh oh!) Space nazis, Robert Stack (Uh oh!) God damn it, gonna snap (Oh oh oh oh oh) Leonard Nimoy, call me back (Call me Back!) *Touch-Tone Telephone

When he died (On a dark and stormy night) They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight) But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing And the Laughing Record played The Laughing Record played *When He Died -Lemon Demon

'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio *Touch-Tone Telephone -Lemon Demon

I only want to have fun But now they're telling me my days here are done 'Cause there's a tiny little box that they make in Japan And pretty soon it's gonna fit in your hand *Cabinet Man -Lemon Demon

When he died When he died When he died When he died *When He Died -Lemon Demon

When he died They found a message etched into his spine that said When he died An endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh And the blood would make the seas run red *When He Died -Lemon Demon

I'll quit my job, the day I die I'll quit my job the day I die I break my back, and never cry I break my back and never cry *I Earn My Life -Lemon Demon

Thank God for business, they let me take the floor I stood so proudly, like I was going to war Players soon appeared and I quickly was revered This must be what love would have felt like *Cabinet Man -Lemon Demon

Not like in comics, baby With economics, baby With Reaganomics, baby Atomic bomb it, yeah *Reaganomics -Lemon Demon

Your body's starting rumors Of mason jars of sweetness Whose satisfied consumers Have often claimed to witness Some sexy shrinking tumors A sweet return to fitness They're just a hundred bucks or so (Oh, uh, uh, oh) You know, you know It isn't sexual *Sweet Bod -Lemon Demon

Don't talk about the internet Your grandpa doesn't understand You will not bring your Game Boy or whatever to the table Do you understand? (He doesn't understand) He doesn't understand *As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It -Lemon Demon

I'll save you, honey You'll never be alone I'll save the business (If you love me, say you love me) That you will someday own (They hate freedom, I'll defeat them) *Reaganomics -Lemon Demon

I saw you making fire Strange things happen for no reason at all *Ancient Aliens -Lemon Demon

You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember knowing You are one ant *Spiral of Ants -Lemon Demon

Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know, I might be small, but I-I-I am a Freak *Eighth Wonder -Lemon Demon

Over and over The pheromones, the overwhelming harmony Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life *Spiral of Ants -Lemon Demon

Don't hang up yet, I'm not done I'm an expert, I'm the one The one who was right all along Better to be laughed at than wrong I'm an expert in my field UFOlogy, yes, it's all real Ancient aliens, it's all true I'm an expert just like you *Touch-Tone Telephone -Lemon Demon

And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground Inside the they found a painting of clown (A creepy painting of a clown He'd painted it when he was just a child But scrawled upon the back was exactly when he died *When He Died -Lemon Demon

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An atmospheric man) A shimmering puff of indistinct love What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man? *Soft Fuzzy Man -Lemon Demon

My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art *Ancient Aliens -Lemon Demon

Don't talk about the internet Your grandpa doesn't understand You will not bring your Game Boy or whatever to the table Do you understand? (He doesn't understand) He doesn't understand *As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It -Lemon Demon

And I was born 1852 And I was born In India *Eighth Wonder -Lemon Demon

Thou wilt never Know what I am I am the fifth dimension And I will split the atom *Eighth Wonder -Lemon Demon

As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your Father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad I'm your dad *As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It -Lemon Demon

I saw you making fire Strange things happen for no reason at all *Ancient Aliens -Lemon Demon

As your father I expressly forbid it (Yeah!) As your father I expressly forbid it (Woah!) As your father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad, yeah, yeah, yeah *As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It -Lemon Demon

I think about myself a lot 'Cause it's the only one I've got I've earned this life What have I done to earn this life? *I Earn My Life -Lemon Demon

Now, now, don't run out of breath Don't feel surrounded by death, no Take the wheel, this could be your chance In a spiral of ants *Spiral of Ants -Lemon Demon

When he died When he died When he died When he died *When He Died -Lemon Demon

I want to meet potential architects all night I want to purchase urban real estate all night I want to study local zoning laws all night I want to calculate construction costs all night *Man-Made Object -Lemon Demon

'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone telephone (On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone) I'm the only one on your A.M. radio! (On your A.M., A.M. radio) *Touch-Tone Telephone -Lemon Demon

Chop, chop, don't want to be late Lift up and carry your weight You've got no choice but to dance In a spiral of ants *Spiral of Ants -Lemon Demon

AIN'T NO CEMETERY YOU CAN'T SHED. (Oh no) Ain't nowhere you can hide! *Lifetime Achievement Award -Lemon Demon

I'll quit my job, the day I die I'll quit my job the day I die I break my back, and never cry I break my back and never cry *I Earn My Life -Lemon Demon

Oh, knowing what we know, knowing what we don't know This is gonna change our world Feeling how I feel, I'll accept the unreal If you be my no-eyed girl *No Eyed Girl -Lemon Demon

The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played Inside my workshop behind the old arcade Electric desires had unraveled all my wires Now I'm in a box for safekeeping *Cabinet Man -Lemon Demon

It isn't sexual Strictly professional (Strictly professional) Entrepeneurial (Entrepeneurial) Oh, and what a sweet *Sweet Bod -Lemon Demon

I try to call you every day What can I say When the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out (Now, now, now) *Touch-Tone Telephone -Lemon Demon

When he died They found so many scorpions inside his lungs When he died The statues of his missing children cried What was later found to be his blood *When He Died -Lemon Demon

Hello, I'm here I'm living in the wall I know, I might be small, but I-I-I am a Freak *Eighth Wonder -Lemon Demon

When he died They found so many scorpions inside his lungs When he died The statues of his missing children cried What was later found to be his blood *When He Died -Lemon Demon

Government is not the solution to our problem Government is the solution to our problem Government is not the solution to our problem Government is the solution to our problem *Reaganomics -Lemon Demon

Your body is so sweet now, baby I'm saying trick or treat now You know I've got to have ya, yeah You sexy sweet cadaver All wrapped up like a mummy I'll cover you in honey And wait a hundred years or so (Oh, uh, uh, oh) You know, you know It isn't sexual *Sweet Bod -Lemon Demon

Now you remember where you came from (From a spiral of ants) Now you remember where you're going (To a spiral of ants) You've got to keep it flowing You are one ant (Over, over, over) *Spiral of Ants -Lemon Demon

As your father I expressly forbid it As your father I expressly forbid it As your Father I expressly forbid it I'm your dad I'm your dad *As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It -Lemon Demon

When we get your heart to start tommorow When you see the chart tommorow you'll be number one! *Lifetime Achievement Award -Lemon Demon

From the moment that we met I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life (in all my life) If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel But your language isn't real *No Eyed Girl -Lemon Demon