btw i didn't even touch him and he shot bucket loads upon bucket loads i hope the krew dosen't mind their drinking water bein a bit salty

i woke up from a HUGE hangover why are me legs barely keeping my weight and my ass sore

i just caught a glimpse of klump running with a bike pump, wonder what he's gonna do with it

i have kutlass locked up in the dungeon plannin on either keepin him in there till he rots or just blowin his face clean off

sharin a secret with y'all krushas tits do infact jiggle and i refuse to elaborate on how i know this

sure being a fatass means i might have heart problems in the future but right now ive got thunder thighs and a personal mattress im livin it up

i never regret my decisions my intestines may be full of hot sticky cum but at least i got a mint chocolate milkshake always accept offers

sometimes when i get bored i just bite the SHIT out of something or someone, i may have caused a few itty bitty cases of irreversible damage towards skin, muscle, and bone but im sure they'll be fine

i hate this krew accusing ME of being GAY i would NEVER IN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE HAVE IVE NEVER HAD THE URGE TO PIN DK AGAINST THE WALL AND TONGUE TANGO WITH HIM TILL I PIN IT DOWN AND TICKLE THE BACK HIS THROAT FUCKIN NEVER

the voices are tellin me to down 9 beers and hijack someone's car

see the whole belly armor thing is a international cover up by the government so people aren't storming my isle trying to get my breast milk

having two henchmen is awesome because you can get your toes sucked and your dick sucked while your playing bedwars