Donate your candy to homeless shelters.

I'm choking down coffee and thinking... let's go to a cafe....

WE ARE FARMERS now i've ruined your Saturday. Boost for visibility.

I hope Xi said to Trump: YOU DON'T HAVE THE CARDS

Not kidding - when I wake up I want to die. It takes a while to overcome this. Happy Halloween

I hope Xi said to Trump: YOU DON'T HAVE THE CARDS

Witch better have my candy

Hello?

fuck yo frens

The world is run by baby killers.

FUCK WOOCOMMERCE FOR CHANGING MY ENTIRE SITE WITHOUT WARNING

One day Captain Kirk will die

You know, umpires go unappreciated

One day Captain Kirk will die

I have no one.

what's the domain for elon's wikipedia rip off so I can block it on my network?

"I looked at #grokipedia and it was terrible" WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? STOP ENGAGING WITH THESE FREAKS ON THEIR TERMS

Also was nice having the people around, they left.

Hey, how are we not _______ these people?

Domain name idea: thejob.space Domain for social media/forums for government workers.

U.S. immigration authorities are using smartphone facial recognition technology in the field to determine whether people are citizens, @404mediaco reports. Officers use an app called Mobile Fortify, which ahs a bank of 200M images and data from the State Department, CBP, FBI, and states as well […]

I wish we could muse out loud about how to get to a better tomorrow.

No, you're not an atheist. God commands us to feed the poor. Trump and team are the atheists because they aim to destroy God.

IN A WAR TODAY WAR STUFF HAPPENED, THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS, MASTODON IS STILL RUNNING

I literally can’t use Bluesky. I won’t work without an ID? Fuck that.

Not sure hanging a curveball over the middle of the plate is a good idea

Google keeps running this commercial about Pedro the homeowner using AI to help him around the house. Except Google helped ICE deport him even though he’s a citizen. Fuck Google.

I want a more covert URL to visit Mastodon under.

Prices won't come down with all these people living.

Amazon, as a company, are a bunch of criminals for cutting so many jobs.

I'm being spammed from Bluesky onto here via the bridge. This is great. Or really, fuck social media.

I don’t feel well

The worst thing about the World Series is its winter now.

Ship of Theseus in reality: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ship_of_Theseus&diff=345982243&oldid=1154003

lol amazon is losing money

Trump: America is for Europeans. Europe is for Russia. China, take Asia ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

President Trump continues in his second term to refer to the media as the “enemy of the people.” Early in his first term we explored how that term resonates historically and the danger it poses for journalists and society […] [Original post on journa.host]

I bet it's a crowd that kills him

Organize or die

They actually claimed they hurt themselves to forget things. Stupid fucks.

"Respect my trans homies ! 🏳️‍⚧️" No you clearly don't with that phrase.

Type two words. Then hit suggestions for a post.

Email notifications, are they ads?

Central Bank officials have been working on a new policy for a new central government that will be created in a year to allow for a gradual reduction of interest rate and the central bank’s ability for borrowing costs in a recession

Boba tea has fish in it

Men are stupid, I see this in how they will betray themselves to look better to a woman for 2 seconds.

Just saying, I saw when the Blue Jays hit those nine home runs.

We are going to be invaded by China in the next 3 years.