With the release of the 'Michael' trailer it got me to thinking about the last Michael Jackson biopic: the 2004 VH1 miniseries 'Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story' starring Flex Alexander in the title role. It was absolutely demented. 🤣 📽️📺

This was actually posted by The White House. So unserious.

'𝐘𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐃𝐨' 𝐛𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 & 𝐃𝐄'𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 Issa bop 😏

We used to be a proper society. 😢

Chuck Schumer not taking a baseball bat to the knees of the Gang of 8 to keep them from going on cable news to spew absolutely incoherent and unhelpful bullshit all morning is enough for me to want him out of the leader position.

Me and Andy Muschetti are gonna have to square up if Pennywise harms one hair on either of these two kids' heads. #WelcomeToDerry

None of these Democratic Senators are up for re-election in the midterms. Two of them are retiring (Durbin and Shaheen). So for them to ratfuck the rest of their party while not facing any immediate pressure electorally is some wild shit.

The best part of the Miss Universe pageant is when those ladies start screaming out their countries at the top of their lungs. Except for France of course.

Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein had some really awesome visuals. 📽️

Baby Huey really read the "state your name" part of that speech. 😄😆😂

I saw someone respond to a fan casting of Sydney Sweeney as the DC Comics character Power Girl by calling her "White Power Girl" and I have been laughing at that all day. 🤣

Donald Trump is trying to "merlot Brougham" us like he's getting all his policy positions from the movie 'The Great White Hype'. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Morbid curiosity compelled me to watch the first 3 episodes of All's Fair to see if it's as bad as everyone says it is and while it definitely is that bad, I do have to give Sarah Paulson a gold star for doing the absolute most with the dreadful dialog Ryan Murphy has written for her. #AllsFair 📺

So it took almost two years for WWE to realize that the best way to present Jade Cargill is the way she was presented in AEW? Make it make sense.

This is fine 🙃

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam All of the killer ladies lines for the last 10 minutes:

The killer is so committed to the gimmick that he wears his fedora, trench coat and black gloves even while alone in his secret lair. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Mario Bava is the originator of giallo but Dario Argento popularized giallo. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

What kind of psychopaths keep a metronome at the head of their bed? The constant ticking would rive me insane. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Sam seems really nonplussed about almost being murdered. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Who else has remembers Tony Musante from the HBO series 'Oz' as Nino Schibetta the head of the Sicilian mob faction at the prison? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

The Bird with the Crystal Plumage may be Dario Argento's debut film but if I was gonna use an Argento film in a debate like this I would've gone with Deep Red. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

The sweet spot is practical effects+CGI used in concert with one another. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Jessica Biel Texas Chainsaw is better than the OG TCM. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I legit hated Midsommar. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I have never witnessed anyone claim Jaws is not a horror movie. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

The Idolmaker (1980) youtu.be/3uEOL0Jx_Io?...

My #LastFourWatched on this #LetterboxdFriday 📽️

Looks like Stranger Things is using the same wig crew that Tyler Perry used for A Fall From Grace. 😆

The debate that has been going on for ages! 😄

Has anyone figured out why RFK Jr skedaddled out of the Oval Office when that man passed out yesterday? He ran out of there like he was afraid he was gonna catch a case. 🤣🤣🤣

I really do hope she won whatever beauty pageant this was because that was a truly unexpected talent.

Predator: Badlands is pretty much a hyper violent Disney hero's journey complete with plucky sidekick, a comedy relief future Funko Pop figure and a villain that is basically an evil queen with a gaggle of minions. And it is entertaining as hell. #PredatorBadlands

Jill Schoelen's films were formative for me, so it's an incredible honor to share her un-retirement story. She's back, and she's got horror fans at the forefront of her mind.

Staking my claim on the food court and building up defenses to protect my new kingdom.

Was not expecting Sydney Sweeney to go mask off in this interview.🙃

#BeyondTheGates #BTG What I heard when Andre rejected Ashley after she poured her heart out to him:

The folks at #BeyondTheGates might think that little montage of Andre and Ashley was supposed to make the audience root for them getting together but I got news for them:

They are fleshing Joey out to be the mob boss with a heart of gold at times I see. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

This is the Bitter Betty energy one has after they lose the race for their husband's city council seat that he gave up to take a gig in the Trump Administration that he got booted from after just five months. Poor little Tink Tink.

This y'all king, Republicans? Couldn't be me...😒

I'm like a baby on a car ride...as soon as I get to my window seat the sleep mask and headphones go on, hoodie goes up and I'm unconscious by the time we leave the runway.

Loved this scene in Prey (2022) 📽️

Props to Mike Mondo for attempting to bring attention to himself but I still do not get why Billy Corgan decided to make the NWA National title look like absolute trash. I get it is based on the OG National title design but that shit was ugly as hell then and its ugly now. #AEWDynamite

Those Border Patrol/ICE thugs actually kidnapped a baby!

The girls are fighting! I don't know if Nancy Mace is prepared for what's gonna happen to her chance's in the South Carolina Governor's race now that she has popped off at SC's two biggest Republican queens. Those 50+ closet cases can be vicious!

What in the seersucker Men's Wearhouse hell is going on here, sir?

#NewComicBookDay Top Reads of The Week: G.I. Joe #13 Red Shirts #4 Alien Vs. Captain America #1 Absolute Green Lantern #8 #ncbd #Comics #ComicBooks #ComicsSky

TX-18 US House special election candidate Theodis Daniel, seen here being a misogynistic jackass, got 937 votes yesterday. 🤭

Why would they use these AI abominations for this when they could've used actual pics of these people that wouldn't require destroying the living conditions of marginalized communities?