I was downtown L.A. last night and saw maybe 10,000 protesters walk by. Not one person broke anything, damaged anything, or threatened anyone. The few troublemakers should be arrested, but don't paint protests as something they're not. Sending in the Marines is just Trump trying to act tough.

What's next, arguing about the length of the hunting season for unicorns? www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

My letter to the pope... and more... centerforinquiry.org/blog/leo-xiv...

Conan's props to Twain are a great Kennedy Center slam at Orange Hitler... www.instagram.com/reel/DHpIjEh...

Trump's new portrait looks like a grown-up Bobby Hill. "That boy ain't right" still fits...

Praying mantises are badass. They are weird looking, lighting fast, and seemingly unconcerned about being observed up close. And they do the only praying I can condone in good conscience.

Let's start these proceedings with the beauty of Yosemite valley...