Not a drag queen, trans, member of the alphabet mafia that we can tell. Not a minority or undocumented. What am I missing? He’s a crazy-ass yt guy w/ a constitutional right to carry. #murderspree #crazy #austin

Austin police: Man and his 4-year-old granddaughter among victims ID'd in Target shooting www.expressnews.com/news/crime/a...

Read this, then join me in sending this literal cum stain an eclair. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex... GOP Texas Rep. Capriglione drops re-election bid after reported affair, allegations he funded abortions | San Antonio | San Antonio Current

This shit is priceless!!!

Presidential material

All local media are horny for public figures arrested on drunk driving charges. Amirite? Watch: Councilwoman Ivalis Meza Gonzalez arrested on DWI charge www.expressnews.com/news/article...

I’d show you my shocked face, but you are probably making it too.

Good riddance to this MAGA shit-bird. www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/h... Hulk Hogan Dead at 71

For the man who has everything.

Yeah

What’s the problem?

A firsthand account of the #TexasFloods www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

More shady shit!!! We need some public outcry for this poor periodista! He works IN AMERICA for AN AMERICAN outlet!!! A judge ordered him released on bond but ICE won’t accept the bond. apnews.com/article/jour...

It’s always interesting to see what happens when the shoe is on the other foot. www-tpr-org.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.tpr....

Gov Grabbott is what you get when a tree doesn’t understand the assignment. #LiveOak #HalfMeasures #HotWheels

All you critics who say “Texas gets what it votes for.” Texans don’t CHOOSE these MFers! The GOP does everything it can to make Dems irrelevant. They’re scared shitless of party chair Kendall Scudder and the state’s progressive voices. #Texas #GOPenis

This goes out to all those asshats who think Texas votes Republican by choice. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/... Texas Plans Mid-Decade Redistricting After Pressure from White House  - Democracy Docket

Don’t DC our TDP!

¡Bien hecho! Unfortunately, assholes will think nazi carrot Alexi Lalas knows what he’s talking about.

God bless Mexico and Mexicans. Better than we can ever be.

Womp! Womp!

Where are we? Is the NYT a boot-licking toady piece of shit? Or is it the bastion of truth and righteousness? Or does it depend on whether it fits our narrative? FUCK! I hate EVERYTHING!

Here’s why the Texas Hill Country flood was much worse than anyone ever expected www.expressnews.com/san-antonio-...

This is a reminder there are people affected by these floods. #TexasFloods www.tpr.org/news/2025-07...

Quit with the knee-jerk reactions and read the fcking story! This will top off your outrage tank.

My state does some fkd up stuff, but ANYONE celebrating the #TexasFloods, loss of life, and missing children can FCK RIGHT OFF! Everyone deserves better.

Gov. Grabbott and Lt. Guv. Dan Peniswrinkle are holding a press conference about deadly floods in the Hill Country. Good freaking luck getting #FEMA funds! #floods #Texas #Dumfukistan.

@maxwellfrost.bsky.social ! My GOAT!

Every July 4 I read Frederick Douglass’ oration, “What to a Slave Is the Fourth of July?” It’s a reminder that I must use the privilege I enjoy, especially when so many friends and neighbors have targets on their backs. STAY VOCAL!!! masshumanities.org/files/progra...

We have bastardized the concept of capitalism to the point that we find ideas like this to be anathema.

This is one #Dumfukistan resident who needs some “special attention.” #MAGAt #TexasGOPenis Tarrant County GOP Chair Bo French is a total POS

You ever squish a maggot under your thumb and feel that satisfying “POP”? I wonder if it’s the same with those red-hatted #MAGAts

#DrinkingTip for you who do. Avoid sipping your bourbon after sampling the lemonade and amoretto you just made for your wife. #yow #tastebudwhiplash

If we get to deport Ted Cruz, I will fucking drive! I’ll pay for gas and snacks. He can even pick the music.

This is some bullshit. Outstanding reporting by Texas Public Radio for breaking this story. #ICE #MAGAt #facism #immigration ICE arrested a 6-year-old boy with leukemia at immigration court. His family is suing. | TPR

@lonestarleft.com ‘s latest dispatch will get your populist pants going crazy! If you’re in the Lone Star State feeling like a lone blue dot 🔵 where you live, Lone Star Left really helps. open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...

The bloom is off the Yam Tits. #Dumfukistan #Blue #TexasGOPenis #MAGA Poll: Texas voters disapprove of Trump, Abbott, Patrick, Paxton and Cruz ahead of midterms | San Antonio | San Antonio Current

Ever hear a banger tune that you completely forgot about? It’s like hearing it for the first time. Here’s mine for today. What’s yours? #LostBanger open.spotify.com/track/3ixzqc...

Cancún Ted can’t read. Fucker Carlson proved that.

“Democracy Dies in Darkness” WaPo’s gonna smother it with a pillow.

Great news outta NYC! #GoodGuyWon #NoCuomo #Zohran www.bbc.com/news/article... Andrew Cuomo concedes to Zohran Mamdani in New York primary - BBC News

NOSFERATU!

He is a CUNT on wheels! Word is, his daughter can’t stand him. She needs to go public. That tree had ONE JOB!!!

¡Esta mujer es tan chingona!

Go ahead Cornyn. Open that door and you and all of #YamTits’ enablers are gonna get your nuts in a vise. #MAGAts

Texas is your dementia-wracked aunt who was always so sweet to you. Your good memories outweigh the bad. People who dump the most shit on Texas didn’t grow up here, knowing how magical this place can be. It’s why we stay and keep fighting for it, because we deserve better.

We got these in #Dumfukistan of course.

“The fundamental civic unit in this nation is neighbor.” - @jelaniya.bsky.social 🇺🇸