If reincarnation is real can I please born again as a gay man? I seriously can’t live as a straight 🫤

When people post an old photo and say it was their worst & talk about how they improved but they look better in the “before” photo…

I have 700 hours on Stardew Valley but I think I haven’t played a single farm this long…

It’s actually really sad to witness humor, content creation & entertainment all reduced to “nothing beats a jet2 holiday” I was so happy when Vine died. Too bad those videos came back worse as “TikToks” & whatever they’re called on Instagram.

A gay man, an armpit, beard, tit and a pink & round thing… I’m gay baiting.

my old shirts barely fit now 🥲

Been a while…

According to an app, my body parts which have the highest temperature are; my head, my ass and my cock… how gay of me.

If you see this, post a bad woman you love.

We bought a huge ass keyboard and I already learned to play “Promise” from “Silent Hill 2”

slip

I appreciate bottoms because it’s really hard to take a good ass pic so happy hump day #humpday

Common thing between straight & gay men is getting a haircut when it reaches the perfect length.

What’s worse than conservatives? Conservative gays. And they’re very commonly the real sluts.

Good for you, sis. As a gay man myself, I can’t stand like, probably %80 of them.

Why is this a universal gay experience? 😂

I love when gays pretend to be bothered by seeing naked men on their feed. Y’all was fine with it until straights came here and started complaining about it 🙄 We were here, we remember.

I’m rarely shirtless at home. I can’t with this heat 🥵

Finally got Persona 3 Reload on Steam! It’s been a while since I played anything that my gaymer card almost cancelled 🫠

This is like “Bye, Sister” of Drag Race and I’m here for it.

weekly gay armpit selfie

🔽drop the IG: TheSavito

Excited for Pokémon Direct but I’m %70 sure I’ll be disappointed 🫠

Good morning gays in my phone 👋🏻

I don’t remember another drag race season that riggory was as obvious as All Stars 10. No shade to Ginger Minj…

My body went through every gay body type from twink to cub, bear to otter. I’m not sure what I am now.

Hi gays. Happy Sundays. 👍🏻

Overthinking… I’ve gained so much weight I think I’m becoming a bear 🐻

Overthinking… I’ve gained so much weight I think I’m becoming a bear 🐻

I’m glad I didn’t waste any money to see M3GAN 2.0 in the theater. What a downgrade.

I miss my daddy era already 🫤 I have no beard & short hair now 🥲

I can’t tell you how much I hate household chores.

Woman: Rock? That’s “Britney Spears - I’ve Just Begun (Havin’ My Fun)” One of the greatest but underrated pop songs in history. Whoever captioned this movie is an uncultured swine.

Accidentally trimmed my beard too short and lost my daddy powers 🥲

Some religions consider drawing as a sin. So even if god’s okay with gays, I’ll burn in hell for being an art teacher.

Being nice should come naturally. If you force it, you give off serial killer vibes.

Hi gays. I think my daddy era came back 😁 and happy (& early) towel Tuesday #toweltuesday

Hi gays. I think my daddy era came back 😁 and happy (& early) towel Tuesday #toweltuesday

Nintendo 3DS prices are crazy!

Post yourself from a different era

Anything with Ryan Reynolds & his 13-year-old boy humor

I got Sailor Moon crazy and finished reading manga too (for the 2nd time) Unpopular opinion; I don’t think Sailor Moon manga is good as people make it to be. Paneling & action scenes are confusing. As a not really a “romantic”, I prefer anime’s “friends first” approach and more explored villains.

The Pokémon that runs this account

This is Mamoru (Tuxedo Mask) from Sailor Moon. You’re welcome.

Straight men have no idea how lucky they are. Gay beauty standards are crazy.

Same. I started having fun with the “add yours” type of posts on Instagram 😁 so if you want to follow; www.instagram.com/thesavito

Gays. ☕️

Rewatching Sailor Moon made me realize how badly they’re handling it as a franchise. Things aren’t half popular as Sailor Moon get tons of games, movies etc. I know Naoko Takeuchi is protective of her creation which is good but then again she let that horrible live action show & Crystal happen so…