"Give us your ID" - The company that leaked 70,000 IDs not even 4 fucking months ago.

Every single one of you psychopaths who aided in the sudden spread of "did it jiggle when you fell from heaven" need help. And I love whatever is wrong with you.

Only just now realizing I've basically been using this as better Twitter. Not bitching tho.

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

FUUUUUCK it's been so long. I need to shitpost on here again.

Bored as FUCK feel free to DM.

I know they ain't playin' OTHERSIDE by Red Hot Chili Peps for Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul...The blonde jackoff is cooked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that's all.

Wa wa we wa That's it that's the post.

Oh my! I can say this as a controversial take now that the election happened. And this one isn't a Danny Brown quote. I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE. THEY ALL COOL AS FUCK AND THEY LIKE 90% OF MY FRIENDS. RAAAAAAAHHHH. I LOVE Y'ALL 🤍❤️🤍 (and I be knowin alot of you mfs need it. So I hope more ppl see this.)

Trans people are my friends! Transphobes can catch these hands >:D

Oi If you're reading this I love you. Fuckers.

I can't post another guitar vid I wanted to post But I can shitpost.

A comic based on my observations these past few days

In the wise words of Danny Brown, creator of the album "Atrocity Exhibition" Trans people are my friends! Transphobes can catch these hands!

Finally context from my post an hour ago: I have white boy spice tolarance...maybe not as bad as like- Drake, but still. I tried some boneless wings (my adult chicken nuggets) and my intestines felt like I chugged gasoline and swallowed a match. So yeah I was in my feelins. Lol.

Ya boi ate at chilis and is now in his fucking feelings, holy shit I got some regrets

I think we can all agree NFTs shouldjust mean Nice Fuckin' Tiddies. There is no argument to be had here.

Maybe stretching that hard was a mistake because now one of my knees has decided it wants to be cursive

I swear to fuck I just stretched so hard I grew to 6'3 god DAMN that felt good.

Guess who's back Back again Penn is back Is telling a friend really a good idea? I'm kind of a pain in the ass-

EVERY TIME I'M IN THE STREET I HEAR YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK

If you like Injury Reserve you're GOATED that's it that's the damn post

Uhh...listen to Run The Jewels 1 through 4. That's todays message.

I LIVE that is all.

Late as fuck, merry Christmas and happy holidays y'all

If I get the bass I've been looking at, I'm going to become a problem. That's all.

This is a post letting everyone know I'm still alive.

I'mma warn everybody now, most of this account will just be me hyping up albums.

IDK who readin this shit but go listen to the By Storm song Double Trio because it slaps.

Well shit, hey hi and hello! Just like Twitter had to deal with my bullshit, I've migrated to Bluesky to make it Y'ALL'S problem!