Both teams combine for 229 yards total offense and 127 penalty yards. This is like watching Atlanta play the Saints.

This headline is GOLD

Fallon is the wild card. We know what Colbert and Stewart and Seth will say. Whether Fallon stands with his compadre is the open question.

Texas and Tampa make this game seem so easy

Up is down, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

I come home from a beautiful Chicago Friday and it’s hot AF.

Fuck it

I guess Herbert is going to be 4 games above .500 now

A miracle could still happen but the Butker miss cost us the game. That and the defense.

There was a missing hold call on that touchdown

Where’s our defensive Wonder Kid?

Is Wanya available to play RT ?

Maybe swapping out your two starting safeties wasn’t a good idea

Let’s name some guys, I’ll start - Boomer Grigsby #Chiefs

10 bucks the dumb leader says it’s Obama who is dying not him.

Nebraska gets all the calls

Good Christ CNN is a paywall now?

all this for a dumb logo? He would have a heart attack if this had been New Coke. Hmmmmm

Jesus, they chickened out on a manufactured logo controversy

Posting on the Twitter or the BlueSky ain’t action. Are we buying pitchforks? Who’s building the guillotine? How do I know the rest of y’all gonna show up? Do we have folks lined up to raid the prisons if we get locked up? Yeah we’ll push the fuck back but are you getting handcuffed first?

Can you DFA someone mid game?

Apple TV feature allowing Royals radio with the telecast is nice

The bad: President dumpy pants Redistricting Dem leaders Gaza/Israel Fat fuck ICE agents Blind champions of AI Tariffs Inflation Stupid people leading government News media treating this as normal It’s fucking hot outside/climate change My car leaking oil The good: Child #1 starting college !!!!!!

Substitute our Dumb leader’s voice and this still works

The @royals.com should add an effect where any ball in the fountain causes a noticeable explosive splash (artificially created by some sort of jet).

So Denny Matthews was on the broadcast in the 2nd and then missed his customary 5th inning and hasn’t been heard from sitting next to Jake.

Ok just turned it on what happened to Vinny?

mid day Turner Classic is the best

Carlos Estevez leads the league in unreliable.

Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women

Hot dog derby assembling last night. Still amazed they don’t have barbecue sauce it’s a total layup.

Surprise twist Taylor is going to release the Epstein files

Yasztresmski walk up song - Zeppelin

The agent meets his control

Wow, DC sounds like a total nightmare…..I guess consider the messenger

Roku?

Acting like we just recently found out football is extremely violent and dangerous

Skyy Moore doesn’t make this team right?

Kansas City is so hip we have both Ted Lasso and Wednesday Addams !!

Going with Zeppelin today

I never understood how the war in this movie started, now I do.

Fuck this stupid green cardboard box they call a ballpark. Fuck Boston.

More accurate “You may get a cup labeled Starbucks from a drone”. No coffee will be present. Also in what shitty world do we want this??

MTV classic I love the 80s is the premier Sunday morning TV experience

Hey Ho Let’s Go Jeeves and Wooster #MusicalLiterature

NBA channel showing 1993 all star game and the child isn’t going for my taunts that LeBron would not survive against these titans of the game (Jordan, Ewing, Hakeem, Barkley etc)

Hot take - side 2 of Time Out is superior to side 1

Jon Stewart gives less than zero fucks

John Rave baby!