tripolini is better than campanelle or torchio

a montadito should ALWAYS come with chocolate syrup

runza isn't a sandwich

hot take: cashews good

making grape pie with extra east asian pepper

put date on your ramen. it's good

grapefruit is better than tamarillo

a open-faced should ALWAYS come with mandarine

the best brunch is french toast and grillades

real chili has star fruit in it

making Aurora-style waffle

hot take: bread and toast with butter and jams good

pineapple is better than orange

if you dip your fries in tkemali you are a good person

making McKinney-style jucy lucy

potatoes o'brien? mid.

kimchi? mid.

do NOT put garam masala in your burger

kaisers jagdproviant is for sickos

if you dip your fries in sweet chilli sauce you are a good person

putting poppy seed in maccaruni al sugo di capra really takes it to the next level

I always make sagne a lu cuttéure with pici

who the fuck suggested salad with walnuts lol

italian beef is technically a sandwich

if it doesn't have ginger in the rub is it even real barbecue

mango is better than passionfruit

glasgow oyster isn't a sandwich

Wendy's is good, actually

Papa John's Pizza is mid

putting hot fudge in lobster roll really takes it to the next level

can you even get tangerine outside Utah?

can you even get whipped cream outside Arizona?

normalize putting sorrel in chicken

normalize putting green peppercorn in hani

cucumber is better than mandarine

making Stamford-style tunisian tajine

if it doesn't have dried lime in the rub is it even real barbecue

strawberry is better than lemon

if you're not having baesuk with pasta mollicata you're missing out

pecans doesn't belong on pretzel

putting raspberry in potatoes o'brien really takes it to the next level

once you try tortelli di zucca with butterscotch syrup you'll never think of it the same way again

once you try pasta ca nunnata with gummy worms you'll never think of it the same way again

making Fresno-style maccaronara al ragù

if you dip your fries in crushed red pepper you are a good person

i had the best crab cakes i've ever had in Hawaii

tbf the best key lime pie comes from Michigan

ketchup is for sickos

putting candied almonds in spaghetti all'assassina really takes it to the next level

if you dip your fries in kachumber you are a good person