It took only 37 hours of negotiations, but in an unexpected turn of events, The Good Time Boys have now acquired Netflix in one of the biggest mergers of this century.

It’s transgender awareness week. I have two trans kids who are comfortable in and proud of their identities. I hope I can answer a few questions I get frequently and help folks feel more comfortable and well-informed.

I'M RIBS!

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 31! THE FINAL GIRLS! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Now, normally, Halloween day is dedicated to two specific movies for me. The WNUF Halloween Special and Halloween 3: Season of the Witch... and don't worry, those movies will be watched today.

So here's the thing that confuses me... If that reality TV show guy is on THE LIST (which... yeah, obviously) Why doesn't he just instruct them to scratch his name off? Or lose the page, and then RELEASE THE FILES? How ingrained is this man in these files that they refuse to do even that?

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 30! THE SUBSTANCE! Body horror galore! A grotesque, satirical ride about aging, vanity, and identity. It’s equal parts disturbing and fascinating, with images that will absolutely burn into your brain.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 29! HUSH! A home invasion movie with a brilliant hook: the victim is deaf. The tension cranks up right away, and @flanaganfilm does a killer job keeping it tight and scary.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 28! TRUTH OR DARE! Not the Blumhouse one, this is the gorier SyFy channel version. A group of friends play an extreme game of “Truth or Dare,” and obviously, it goes very badly.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 27! THE RENTAL! Another “Airbnb gone wrong” flick, this time directed by Dave Franco. It starts like a slow-burning relationship drama and then, boom, slasher energy kicks in.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 26! DEVIL! Aw yeah! A “people stuck somewhere” flick! Super simple premise, solid tension, and enough paranoia to make you side-eye everyone.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 25! A WOUNDED FAWN! Yeeeeessss @joshruben at his Rubeniest! Trippy. Artsy. Bloody. This flick takes a pretty classic premise (woman goes to a cabin with a shady guy) and turns it into a surreal fever dream of Greek mythology, violence, and hallucinations.

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HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 24! SE7EN! Certainly not the first flick you think of when you think "horror," but this David Fincher classic sits squarely in the horror genre! It's been a minute since I've enjoyed this one so... I picked it!

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 23! XX! An all-female-directed horror anthology that covers a lot of ground. Like most anthologies, some shorts hit harder than others, but overall it’s stylish and unsettling in all the right places.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 22! MILK & SERIAL! Another "not quite a full-length movie" entry into the marathon, but one that absolutely deserves its spot! An indie short that’s a mix of horror, comedy, and absolute discomfort. But really, it's an hour long, so...not THAT short.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 21! THE CREEP TAPES! Technically not a movie, but who cares? It's my marathon, I do what I want!

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 20! INSIDIOUS! I have no idea why I chose this one to be on the list this year. It's fine... lots of people have seen it. The first half of the movie leans heavily into creepy atmospherics, & then suddenly you’re in The Further with demon dudes and red-faced jump scares.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 19! SORGOI PRAKOV! Sorgoi Prakov (also known as Descent Into Darkness: My European Nightmare) is a “mockumentary” about a Romanian guy filming his slow descent into madness.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 18! CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU! First off, you should know I am obsessed with anything that comes from @chris.lamartina. A campy, low-budget love letter to H.P. Lovecraft with way more blood and tentacles than he could’ve ever imagined.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 17! DEADSTREAM! More "influencer" horror (I'm feeling a theme here) A canceled streamer tries to win back his fans by livestreaming himself spending the night in a haunted house. What could go wrong? Spoiler: everything.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 16! LAVALANTULA! Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like: giant lava-breathing tarantulas wreak havoc in L.A. Do you need to know anything else? Nope. Is it good? Not really. Is it basically a reunion of Police Academy actors? Absolutely.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 14! THE MONSTER! The Monster fits perfectly in my favorite genre of any movie: "People stuck somewhere." An uncomfortable mother/daughter relationship, a nighttime drive, & a "hidden" creature that they give away right on the poster. The Good Time Boys give it 3 SKULLS!

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 13! SISSY! I am really on a binge of "influencer" movies this year, I guess, and Sissy stands out as a quality modern flick. A wellness influencer meets up with some old friends in a fancy cabin and guess what...shit goes south!

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 12! HOUSE OF WAX! You know, as I was making my list this year, I really wanted to keep it in the 2000s. I mean, we've got 25 years of flicks to choose from... not every October needs to be packed with '80s & '90s slashers.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 11! HELLBENDER In this house, we stan the Adams family! And no, I didn't spell it wrong. The folk-horror-flick-making @adams.family.films consists of Toby Poser, John Adams, and their daughters, Lulu and Zelda.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 9! HEART EYES Okay, first off, I clearly have not been paying attention... for one, I had NO IDEA this was a Josh Ruben flick. I freaking LOVE that man. From his hilariousness on anything Dropout to his 5-skull-worthy flick Scare Me, I am obsessed with anything he does!

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HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 8! WEAPONS The big horror hit of 2025! Weapons is a fantastically told story of a small-town event that evolves around a class full of children who go missing. I had some high expectations going into this movie.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 7! HELL OF A SUMMER A 2023 camp slasher flick right out of the 90s, but with modern kids. I won't lie, I went into this movie expecting it to be pretty boring and uninspired.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 6! V/H/S/BEYOND I have no qualms admitting how much I love the V/H/S series, even the "not as popular" ones. I truly believe it's the best anthology series there is, and Beyond just might be my absolute favorite of them all.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 4! BLOOD FEST The year was 2018, and the world was obsessed with Tom Holland as our new Spider-man. Now I'm not saying this teen horror flick was trying to jack the dynamics of that mega-popular action franchise.... but I mean.... Jacob Batalon is RIGHT THERE!

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 3! SUPERHOST Another "influencer" flick where a couple who review Airbnbs get a little more than they bargained for. The "Superhost" in question does a fantastic job of being an unhinged, creepy landlord.

HORROR MOVIE MARATHON DAY 2! TRAGEDY GIRLS! Tragedy Girls is a great example of modern teen horror... to be fair, it's almost 10 years old now, but still... It's modern. A great serial killer movie set in the modern era of social media, where every kill gets you more "likes."

IT'S OCTOBER!!! It is once again time for another month fulla' movies! Our October 1st movie is the 2025 body horror flick TOGETHER starring Alison Brie & Dave Franco!

We've moved our Good Time Boys store to a proper Square store now... we won't be deleting the Etsy or anything like that but this new site will provide much better analytics and lose a ton of the fees that Etsy loves to charge. Check out the new site thegoodtimeboys.com

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

So freaking pumped for Marvel's Wolverine screenrant.com/marvels-wolv...

Ghost of Yōtei is excellent, and better than Ghost of Tsushima My review for @screenrant.bsky.social screenrant.com/ghost-of-yot...

I'm so excited for a new Forza Horizon game!! (not my article, but a great read!) @screenrant.bsky.social @horizon.forza.net screenrant.com/forza-horizo...

A list of Wolverine costumes Insomniac just HAS to use in #MarvelsWolverine for @screenrant. screenrant.com/marvels-wolv...

If there's one thing celebrities love, it's free shit! So, we took a chance and sent some cool screen-printed t-shirts to a bunch of them, and so far, we're seeing it pay off! Any publicity is good publicity!

We struck a deal to add some Good Time Boy DVD Mixtapes to the Criterion Closet™ Looks like it paid off!

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Labor Day. The day we honor work by not working. Which is like celebrating dental health by swallowing a marble. A confusing gift from history.

Last night I drank so much I tried to tip a taxi driver with a slice of bread. He took it. No questions. Somewhere out there, there’s a man buying gas with my sandwich.

I woke up to find a small ladder leaning against my fridge. I live alone. I don’t own a ladder. I opened the fridge, expecting milk. There was only a single red balloon, breathing quietly.

Every morning, a man in a yellow coat walks past my house and salutes my mailbox. He never looks at me. Only the mailbox. I don’t know if it’s respect… or a warning. I’ve started saluting back, just in case.