I don't think it's true of everybody but I do like the idea of bizzys having puffy nipples. their shape is so soft in official drawings, and having fat squishy buds rubbing against their jackets just looks right

hector working on the van, sleeves rolled up and covered in oil taking care of it like it's his baby...

I do not know why I'm suddenly on a bottomless kick but I need to see it. Pretty red uniform against bluegreen fur letting their bits air out

#greatgodgrope playing fountain

Designated day where the Bizzys are allowed to go bare bottom

Today's challenge is coming up with rules for a made-up game

#gresatgodgrope Al is the most malleable to me in the sense that there's something about him that makes you want to knead him between your hands. Anyone who's seen his ass crack is compelled to squish and stretch those cheeks until hole starts showing

hm...Capo puppet/Inspekta plush

Where is everyone saying Capo doll I checked all the socials and didn't see anything

#greatgodgrope drawing P is fun

It's funny that the background Bizzys in my head get put through raunchier stuff the main guys

Super small P headcanon is that she's a bit of a drooler on both ends when she's feeling really good. big wet smooch on the cheek sure, but even when she's not fully up she has to stop herself up with a few tissues

If there's anyone listening there's something really neat about casual intimacy. Like the occasional grope or press while two people are talking or like a very lazy grind in the morning

#greatgodgrope quick survey Of the main Bizzys which ones are more likely to go commando (Inspekta disqualified since he's technically commando already)

Recurring thought of one Bizzy watching the other drip in anticipation and catching the runoff by using the tip of their tongue as a stopper. Nothing further, just a little lick every so often that makes the dripping worse

I think I said this before but I love Bizzys getting manhandled and teased, especially Gruja Struggling to keep himself from losing it getting groped and bitten and licked and having his balls fondled and they've barely gotten under his clothes. Letting them run their hands and mouth all over

I have a vague and kind of cute idea of what banp looks like but it needs to like. steep a bit

#greatgodgrope Bizzys trying really hard to not set Capo off but if they ever get in situations where relief might happen they take it and see where it goes "Yeah it's supposed to be a stakeout but is he reaaaaally gonna find us at fault if we bump into eachother's crotches grabbing stuff"

#greatgodgrope the walking furnace

I need to start throwing Bizzies at the wall again

Mina Fina has got to be the luckiest mfer on HobbyHoo because her god can sizeshift and depending on how cuddly he is he could make his cottontail a pillow the size of even the biggest plushie she owns. She is not reading or squeezing him on her date. That girl is ASLEEP

Thinking about how Inspekta's body works makes me realize his head is probably the only part left of him that still works like it did when he was still human (hands don't count, there's a million of them) Maybe that's why feeding is so emphasized, it's the most direct way he can have human pleasure

I can't tag this one man

#greatgodgrope I know it gets drawn on in BuzzHuzz but Gruja getting pressed on and rubbed against as someone doodles on his cone

I've gotta return to my roots one of these days... grujal nation I will feed you when the time is right

#greatgodgrope Bizzys that might have had a thing going on before the disbanding probably got fucked up a little when they had their first time out of uniform

Patty looks very warm and cozy in her sweaters and skirts. What if anyone else tries them on only to find out she likes it blazing in there and her sweaters are practically heat sinks

hi to nobody in particular do you think about the big gulp line sometimes The obvious interpretation is there but is it just wanting to share the drink (indirect kiss???) watching him drink and thinking "damn I'd like to look that good drinking" or the satisfaction of taking Al's stuff for once

#greatgodgrope Gagpoke

#greatgodgrope So how does Capo rein in an organization of repressed love starved praise seekers

thinking about it if hector stays with capo for a while post game wouldn't that make capo's...well...everything worse he gives his body and soul to spekta for most of his adult life, needs to feel in control, and here comes an ekta with nowhere to go and no one to turn to and prolly guilty as hell

Red and gold heart-shaped cage who's with me on this

#greatgodgrope Vib probably gets a hit of indirect praise from any compliments on the uniform. Of course most Bizzys are going to look good in it, he designed the damn thing probably conjures up real flattering angles of it in his head, the freak

In my head there ia a vibp sleepover and every time I think about it I add some other thing for them to do. They keep waking each other up to try something dumb. They are supposed to be getting warm and cozy. Their asses are not sleeping

#greatgodgrope Godpoke should get gagged by their little mouth bandana. Or maybe King's

self indulgent doodle

#greatgodgrope Ban getting put on the spot as punishment and having to explain in long embarrassing detail why he should be let off the hook. Please. Every silly term he used during the incident he has to repeat. And it's an order too so he HAS to be thorough and now he wonders why his face is hot

If Capo is the smelliest he probably doesn't smell like a dump, but it's probably stuff like stale deodorant and BO and cigarettes. Or leftovers. My guy don't take care of himself. His uniform might look neat but he is terminally incapable of caring about himself outside of serving inspekta

New Ban headcanon of the day: there are times when other Bizzys invite him out to things like mixers or parties, but he's wary about them since he's worried they only invited him out to use his camcorder

See when I say vibpon I mean Megapon flirting with Vib by shooting quotes that get his brain twisted in a good way. Or feeling how breathless he gets from Megapon sucking his words up. it's possible I know it is

if i had to pick a kind of lovemaking for gru, i'd probably have him do that thing where he holds off for a week and ups the level of intimacy bit by bit until they finally do it on the last day

#greatgodgrope saw how they looked on his first day and never took em off again

#greatgodgrope would megapon's lips feel like skin or plastic if you kissed them

Other Bizzyboy headcanon I've seen around and like is them having little sock garters as part of the uniform. It's really cute. I think some of them probably keep wearing their socks like that post-game bc it makes them look classier

oh to be splayed out and comforted by your own lonely hands

since p never told anybody her preferred letters until buzzhuzz I see her reacting to her name in a similar way to how i think ban would react to hearing his. mostly that she's surprised they know it and a massive turn on she can't openly express

#greatgodgrope Since I can make up anything about the van driver would he be the type to imagine plugging himself up all day or is he not willing to risk his job

Hear me out on this. Godpoke with one of those pussy pasties

Capo probably sleeps in his uniform sometimes. Forgets to turn off for the night and now he's got to use the spare

#greatgodgrope Comic about a suspiciously Inspekta-shaped Bizzyboy