if you take ban's smoothie comment metaphorically i wonder how many people on base actually want to slurp up al's shaboingboing. like. he doesn't seem particularly close to anybody. people get annoyed by him and he doesn't think things through. is he like the hot mess of bizzyboys or something

#greatgodgrope king blowing out her fire on the cove at night, hoping that once she's enveloped by complete darkness anything the night touches gets felt by Miss M

Does anyone want to hear why their positions are like that in the picture because I thought about it a lot

I wanna write about Vib getting yelled at

#greatgodgrope grove's finest sled team

Dunno if I'm gonna finish this in time but uhhhhh WIP

Bizzys being backed up to hell is great but you know what would be greater? getting taunted with it. Mistletoe hanging right where everyone can see it on the van but nobody wants to take the bait

#greatgodgrope Bizzys putting on a bimbofied version of the uniform and calling themselves "Bizzybabes" while they wear it

With the year nearly over, I'm happy to share this year's #greatgodgrope calendar! You can get it here: abassmal.itch.io/divine-dates... Some of the artists on bluesky are: @crownoeloquence.bsky.social @fr00tsnacc.bsky.social @roosterguyz.bsky.social

Is Vib really such a desperate man that he'll give himself rope burn pulling Capo's dirty coat sleeve against his taint

I oughta get back on my bullshit with background Bizzys I wanna see one with a little keg of rum around their neck like a saint bernard drinking themself warm and fuzzy

I like the idea of Patty going camping with friends because she can squeeze someone in her sleeping bag and huddle naked with them and nobody'd know but them

I wonder if the bizzys' uniform has a cold season variant, or if it's supposed to be all weather ready. Really I just wanna see bizzys in big red coats and ear mufflers and scarves

(sorry in advance but the concept was pretty neat)

brat taming huzzle is a fool's endeavor. even if it wanted sex you cannot get rid of the smug. you can only learn to live with it

bringing this up again for no real reason to say Patty would probably look really cute in a saddle

im obsessed with this old hairy fat man

#greatgodgrope theoretically could you blindfold post-ascension King by stuffing her veil into her hat

meanwhile. vibiano

well a promise is a promise

pal is so underrated on god I need p to be frustrated with al I NEEEEED p to be hung up on him for zero reason. It's so funny. treating al getting more letters like it's an affront against god(s) and treating it like a competition and al doesn't know shit

Inspekta will grant ONE Bizzyboy a special thank you gift every year to the boy who did their best around Grove's Giving Day It's capo. It's capo it's always capo. Didn't used to be but after he snapped you think capo would let anyone get anything from inspekta? No. It's him or nobody

#greatgodgrope testing the ol' Bizzy resilience

#greatgodgrope watching Inspekta lick the food off his face and suck the sauce from his floating fingers

ban only knows 2ndhand that vib's a king fan and thinks he just likes megapon echoing his own words. takes him to a room with a lot of reverb so they can have fun bouncing dumb shit off the walls. or maybe just has a mic and cranks it up to a comical degree rare ban w, he doesn't get vib mad at all

DEC. 25th, 2025 We will coat Capo with a nice glaze and roast him like the Christmas ham he was meant to be

#greatgodgrope pre-ascension mitterking where King rides around in the cavity where Mitternacht's heart is and plays with it. She promised she wouldn't open her face plates to check

theoretically if a Bizzy can get swung around by the tail and only feel excitement or annoyance they should have crazy lower body strength now picture that but they're swung around by beads instead

I love those "just between you and me" quotes al gives godpoke sometimes. Makes him seem like a big blabbermouth. He's like seconds away from giving up the whole plot at all times

#greatgodgrope Adjustments

do you think capo will dress up his tail after all this? maybe put something on it instead of bandages so he'll stop picking at it. or is he wearing them to stop picking, i dunno

al and p have a cute-off because they have a lot of the more cutesy faces. half because p gets jealous al can do it, half because al knows it'll tick p off to say he can do her faces better than she can. it goes until capo forces them to clean the mirrors since they wanna preen all day

is. is it wrong if I wanna see gruja get exposed. he didn't do too well after throwing out his cone but the idea of him not being covered anymore has gotta excite him, at least a little. just doesn't wanna do it outside of his means

this is my ban kick I swear, new thing I'm thinking is that he can't take his cheesy pet nicknames being thrown in his face. oh sure he'll call you sweetcheeks and stuff but *him* being a thang or a honeybun makes him cringe adorably

#greatgodgrope have you guys considered Vib fucking the capo plush yet

See I said before that Ban's secret fetish to me is exhibitionism but I think it's actually part of a bigger thing he has with taboo. To me he has all these little thoughts in the back of his head that he so so so very much wants to act on but he's a Good Boy for Inspekta. He can't.

Thinking about that Bizzyboy pinup calendar idea from a while back it would be funny if someone actually did try to see what their annual charity pinup calendar would look like. Would there be bizzys that keep the pinup to Capo's or is there more variety in their favorite month

#greatgodgrope "Somethin' caught your eye, handsum?"

Some of you guys draw Al real pretty yknow that

#greatgodgrope Tights? Pants? Long boots? Chaps? Only the tailor knows

someone jokes that ban's movie references lay it on so thick that when he can't control the horny he'll just start quoting from stuff like Ass Maxxxers 3 or titles with horrible double entendres. Ban insists he wouldn't (he really wouldn't) but nobody believes him

new brainworms. still banvib flavored. they're digging horribly deep into my brain

Anyone here wanna talk about beads

orange capo telling regular capo to fuck makeship plush capo (I'm sure I can fit another capo in here somewhere)

She's wearing a big ass coat and scarf in the anniversary art my headcanon remains undefeated

gurger🤤 #greatgodgrope

I am a hopeful fool that believes Patty should be loved on and kissed by everyone she knows

I have seen capogr, vibgr, and algr i will get a full gruja jackpot if it kills me

I want so bad for someone to record and play back click clack's narration for him to hear. Partially so he can cringe at how he narrates things and partially because I wanna see if he can even process that he's narrating

Art God meeting of the minds where they try to match each other's freak. Bauhauzzo joins in as an unbiased judge but they all soon realize they can't beat the kind of freak an old rock like him has seen