#greatgodgrope Patty wears heart print cartoon undies press send

more people should take advantage of Inspekta's cameras

#greatgodgrope that headcanon about the gods seeing through things they appear on. Imagine a god's mortal lover setting up whole room full of those so their divine beau can see them from every angle

Vib testing “kiss proof” make trope on a bizzy idk I’m not good at this

Ban thought of the day is him getting one of his pet names thrown back at him megapon style and having to deal with being called a studmuffin. That's not for him to be called! It's all wrong! But he's on cloud nine internally and there's no pulling him down

Really steamy idea in this subthread. Them getting all warm and cozy under a blanket while actually pounding each other and nearly exposing themselves moving for the remote is good good stuff great work everyone

#greatgodgrope People need to start drawing more toon shenanigans again and I mean it- get silly NOW!!

I know I said a while ago that a lot of the Bizzys on some level are Crushin on Da Capo but like. I never really thought about it too much But maybe I should? considering even after All That they don't seem to hate him (same with Hector)

#greatgodgrope I want all the big girls in ggg to get together and smother somebody between them. In this case I don't mean gods I mean the humans. Like jacqueline and lulu and marsha. I know it doesn't make any sense but let me dream

to the 4 or 5 of us on the capoban train what is the most vivid thing you could see em doing. testing something here

al runs into capo post game and realizes he made inspekta's food as greasy and as salty as possible because his tobacco tainted taste buds can't register anything else

#greatgodgrope the silhouette of tiny Godpoke planting a kiss on King's face beneath her veil as all her eyes watch them

There is probably a Bizzy out there that likes making doll clothes or mods and would probably make a killing with little accessories for a generic bizzyplush

A long time ago there was a post about making up little traits each Bizzy has and I decided I'm going to project a bit onto Patty Sometimes she picks at the dry skin on her lip and runs her tongue over the spot if she pulls it off. She knows she shouldn't but it's so tempting sometimes

I've only ever seen one sfw banvib fanart and it was a drawing of them watching movies on the couch. I think it's been lost to the waves

i WILL find a way to make a scenario where somebody can find al sexy unironically. I know I can do it, i have the big brain

ban hears gru's voice uncovered a few times and thinks about how well he'd do as a narrator for stuff if he practiced. just documentaries and anthology hosts like twilight zone or 1000 ways to die. maybe a meaty smut audio book, could work

#greatgodgrope underutilized aspect of tail stuff in Bizzys is how behavior is read through it. What's a proposition gesture look like to them, which species does it borrow from? Have Bizzys accidentally done a come-on or teased on purpose with one?

Vibpon nation (exactly 2 of us) what if I said I've thought about an actually unironic take on it

i kinda talked about them kissing and bein vocal but i wanna know who leaves the biggest mess when they're spent. who's leaving puddles after being pent up, blasting thick rope, squirting all over, big unmistakable messes when the getting is good

#greatgodgrope al doesn't like eating metaphors but if he's eaten he's shooketh. slobber all over him, give him the sloppiest head you can think of, get him wet and lick him clean, swallow him up and suck him dry, he'll be crying to spek above for more

p and al brainworms crawling. p gets competitive over little things all the time with al, wanting to see him throw up his hands and get mad and cry like he did when he quit, because she just wants to see him frustrated and totally not because seeing him whine and blue in the face is kinda hot

I remember seeing art of a god version of Vib with a mannequin body a long time ago that I thought had a really cool design Whenever I think of it I think of this stupidly intimate scene where he allows someone to embroider a little picture onto him like a tattoo

Walk with me here. Inspekta's coat is in the wash so he's only a head and some floating hands at the moment. He wonders how Bauhazzo keeps himself stimulated since he's built like that naturally but instead of asking him (because it means leaving his hidey hole) he tries to figure out himself

Weird body shit with Inspekta. Please god please I need to see that coat twisted and ironed and pleasured out of its mind no matter how impossible it seems Hector can get it why can't the big boy

"Where is the Al smut fics" says the humble Al fan. "I should write some smut about him" says the humble Al fan who then goes on to get distracted and not write smut about him.

The concept of a Bizzy masturbating to Capo invoking Inspekta's name because he knows Capo better than anyone else

Goal for this year is to get weirder with these little blue freaks and their pool noodle Get freakier NOW Get freakier NOW Get freakier NOW (delusional)

#greatgodgrope who is the least likely to wear pants at home and why is it Al

Background Bizzy thought of the day is the driver shaking himself off at the nearest rest stop and a couple of Bizzys catching him

Al slowroast. Getting him prepped up and toying with him til his body gets hot and he's all juicy and ready to fall apart

Can he please die

How well can gods control their size? Click Clack can manage it kind of but if thespius was smoochin mortals for years was he doing it as his big godly self or did he shrink for some proper kisses

Oh man. oh man. Grupoke where he's told to subdue Godpoke and he ends up doing it by hooking up. Surely he's doing what da boss wants if they don't walk after it right? But he's also silently hoping he's doing good enough that they don't want to leave Wants the boss' praise and the target's. greedy

#greatgodgrope would Ban be into voyeurism

send is a very hard button to hit

Going through a withdrawl. If any of you are reading this please tell me if there's any freaky stuff you've thought of

I think maybe gruja's version of praise kink is specifically focusing on how useful he feels he is. All the bizzys want to feel useful sure but gruja's only lines prior to the end was hoping inspekta would be proud if they wrangle godpoke and calling himself worthless

if you take ban's smoothie comment metaphorically i wonder how many people on base actually want to slurp up al's shaboingboing. like. he doesn't seem particularly close to anybody. people get annoyed by him and he doesn't think things through. is he like the hot mess of bizzyboys or something

#greatgodgrope king blowing out her fire on the cove at night, hoping that once she's enveloped by complete darkness anything the night touches gets felt by Miss M

Does anyone want to hear why their positions are like that in the picture because I thought about it a lot

I wanna write about Vib getting yelled at

#greatgodgrope grove's finest sled team

Dunno if I'm gonna finish this in time but uhhhhh WIP

Bizzys being backed up to hell is great but you know what would be greater? getting taunted with it. Mistletoe hanging right where everyone can see it on the van but nobody wants to take the bait

#greatgodgrope Bizzys putting on a bimbofied version of the uniform and calling themselves "Bizzybabes" while they wear it

With the year nearly over, I'm happy to share this year's #greatgodgrope calendar! You can get it here: abassmal.itch.io/divine-dates... Some of the artists on bluesky are: @crownoeloquence.bsky.social @fr00tsnacc.bsky.social @roosterguyz.bsky.social

Is Vib really such a desperate man that he'll give himself rope burn pulling Capo's dirty coat sleeve against his taint

I oughta get back on my bullshit with background Bizzys I wanna see one with a little keg of rum around their neck like a saint bernard drinking themself warm and fuzzy

I like the idea of Patty going camping with friends because she can squeeze someone in her sleeping bag and huddle naked with them and nobody'd know but them