Remembered I have bluesky… Here to relay my excitement over this here RAAAAAAAHHH WE ARE SO BACK

freshly washed sheets and shaved legs combo… time to rub my legs together like a cricket

deleting my dating apps and just dming my tiktok crushes instead

sorry i keep going back to my toxic ex, blue sky

whoever did daisy edgar jones’s claw clip hair needs to tell us how they did it. it’s literally so perfect

style has a choke hold on me over 10 years later. in other news: women ruled my music. and all music. i love pop music!!

UF fans are crazy in a way asking me why I’m a FSU fan. Like hey why don’t you get off your high horse, like we both suck LMAO

i think if you stop in the middle of the sidewalk, or take up the whole sidewalk, you shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy the pleasures of a walkable city

im personally holding space for jonathan bailey only in the fiyero boots (please jonny release it, jesus christ)

these are my gauntlets… and my daredevil lmao

i love remembering how good folklore is

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Evans post-Marvel career is something worth studying

WAS CHARLIE COX AT THE ERAS TOUR LAST NIGHT

AND GROUP CHATS

i think the best disney straight to DVD movies are the second little mermaid and the second cinderella

so my algorithm thinks i am really into the following: bunnies & raccoons

did mike tyson put jake paul in a coma yet

how can i tell my bluesky algorithm that i want shitposts

i made a threads accounts and the way i can’t say what i want because my mother follows me on there and i can’t embarrass her more

twisters is now on peacock which means i am going head first swan dive back into my tyler owens phase

love it when people not from NYC take the subway because calling our train lines by their colors and not the number or letter is whackjob behavior

this app lowkey scares me like i’m so used to my yappers on the other platform…..

my first order of business on this new app: here are my photos with charlie cox lmao