writing a bio for myself on a dating app feels like im writing a description for reasons ppl should adopt this shelter dog (me)

"my playlist is basically my personality" meanwhile her playlist is the weeknd + sabrina carpenter

fly just landed on my third eye

dear god the lesbian sex worker couple from the uk just found my socials again i will never need or want for anything ever again in my whole life

all work and no weed makes bpdshitspecial a very dull they/them

just decided to meet my wife on omegle

can y'all cancel me im bored

ohhhhh the app is a butterfly....

my stripper name is Nicotine Buzz

it's so lonely in jail

hello

hi

me and my seven friends

grams just propositioned me w a move to italy