spent five minutes on the Bridgerton ao3 and found what is assuredly the most deranged and depraved fic in the joint. I fear this is my only talent

once again clicked an influencer's affiliate link to her cardigan and it was $500

yea exactly...

had the dumbest reylo crack idea last night

god I wish that was me

just saw a reel using souldecision "faded" and my body lit up like a homing device was activated

rereading wuthering heights as a jane eyre girl and have we considered this book kinda sucks

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

my child has been really into "working" on mommy's computer (spinning in chair, thinking he's taking pictures of me with my mouse, smashing keys to "send emails" to grandma). he has to "make money to buy food". mind you he HATES when I'm working. anyway I found this meeting on my calendar today

the actor who plays Benedict is surprisingly natural in how charming he is. he might be one of the 3 actors in the history of the show who doesn't stray from normal human expressions

the thing is I can't root for the Patriots, and I certainly will never root for the Seahawks, and I can't even root for the stadium to blow up because my dad works down the road

my dumb parenting opinion of the month is that Montessori shelving like below is dumb displaycore for people who secretly hate kids books. gj displaying 8 books... where would the rest of them go??

so my problem this season is I thought One Battle was fine. idk. did I not get it? like I got it but okay? it's not in my PTA top 5

the night manager season 2: 10 years later spoilers (who cares) but this is his enemy's son?? lmao. tom hiddleston being That old is like when you watch a sporting event and the announcer is like, this is the oldest man who has ever played this sport and it's a 40-year-old

the pitt has the most annoying fandom I've encountered in a minute

I have an incredible 4 second video of my child lovingly looking at his white dad and quietly saying "white guy", then slapping him repeatedly on the head while hollering "you're a white guy!"

found out my friend from grad had a baby two weeks ago and now I know how everyone felt when I didn't tell them until A was born lol. the crazy thing is we found out extremely randomly and by accident like is she never going to tell everyone or what

this country sucks ass and like 3 more years of this shit and then if jd gets elected? kms or I have to leave at that point.

my first cross platform post bc important info

merry christmas and happy holidays :(

I listen to this podcast that does a great review of holiday movies and I'm dying knowing how many Christmas heist movies there randomly are

so kylo

my kid's school sent us an RSV notice right before the holiday. guess who took her kid to the doctor this morning :'(

does every food recipe developer/influencer actually hate pumpkin pie or is that a hook for their new "fluffy" "custard" "creamy" or whatever pumpkin pie recipe

told our pediatrician that it feels like a switch flipped this month and our kid is starting his terrible twos, and she gleefully told me he was too verbally advanced and it's more like he's a threenager. ok??? let me die lol

is this a safe space to admit I've never read or seen hunger games and I don't actually know what a reaping is

unfortunately our nearing two year old's favorite things to say right now are "gonna be sad at school cause there's no mommy there" and "dada said goddamnit", both of which cause us consternation

at our weekly b&n trip/kids reading circle, I noticed they're doing a book drive, which is theoretically great, except they're donating the books to a local daycare which we toured so ik is 3k a month to attend. have they tried finding families in actual need

not to be like "there's something wrong with me" but I start work listening to Charli XCX/John Cale "House" like 5 times every day

several random people I see on my feeds all the time announced they're pregnant with their 3rd today and I honestly believe there's a bigger mental gap between people who have 1 and 3 kids than 0 and 1 like I cannot fathom wanting 3???? that's too many

need to dress exactly like my son... why aren't they doing it like this for adult women

republican bloodbath tg

because of where we live, every walk around the neighborhood lately is just fall foliage and everyone telling us whether they survived the latest microsoft or amazon layoff

the way I desperately need my boobs to deflate once I stop breastfeeding but actually feel like I'm going to be one of those cursed individuals who have massive titties forever

that consumer report about lead in protein powder is a huge win for the girls who have systematically refused to give a shit about their protein intake

the Victoria's Secret fashion show was just wretched this year. everything looked polyester party city tacky cheap even the tans were second rate. what are we doing to our beautiful queens

archiveofourown.org/works/705039... slaps so hard

redshirting aka delaying school for an extra year is so popular rn for the same reason h1b visas are getting pushback. because Americans are afraid their boys are stupid. sorry I'm Vivek now

just one of those weekends where you wonder: how is everyone a runner except for me

failed miserably at this per usual, but please tell me your current food mind place

"maybe you'll finally know who you want to be / a grown woman in a baby tee" had been stuck in my head all summer

I've decided I can't have Trump go out while in office because every JD V tweet makes me want to die. every irritating and ugly trait of any man approx my age compiled into one ugly little bitch

we're at a fancy hotel. the first 5 of 10 total floors of the incredibly narrow and perilous parking lot are valet only. every time we go in there, I think - if I were driving, I would be crying and sitting still. my husband whips through like it's nothing. I'm so glad to be a passenger princess

supporting men's issues tonight (having separate chats with my cousin and sister in law's bf about the bill simmons-ryen russillo break-up)

they suck so bad

my neighbor must think I'm a Luddite. when he went rhapsodical about a future where AI lets everyone direct their own version of their favorite books, I was like, what that sounds like is ass

it's been 84 years and I just suddenly had a new reylo idea - not one I've thought about 100 times and not actualized but brand new 2 my brain- and the thing is I don't even think it's good

my micro interest of the day is a dude at nytcooking stealing Jeni's ice cream recipe and pretending he developed it

I have something mean to say but since this dumb shit site doesn't have group dms, I can't say it

literally the most annoying people on Instagram are the ones who repost random Taylor content like she's their sister