Scampi: He’s behind me isn’t he

Scampi: Ted, I’m going to sleep. You stand guard and wake me up when Dad brings our treats Ted: Ok, I’ll guard Scampi: …and wake me up when Dad comes? Ted: I’m standing guard Scampi: You’re forgetting the wake me up part? Ted: Guarding, guarding, guarding Scampi: I’ll just keep one eye open #Cats

Bea can make a perfect circle when she sleeps…. She is also quite good at making fractals when she wakes up 😁 #ShapingUpToBeAGoodYear

Scampi: Ted, Christmas is over now, so you don’t need to wear those reindeer antlers Ted: What antlers? #HappyNewYear

When you get caught looking for your Christmas presents but get away with it by acting innocent 😽 #WasntMe #ButterWouldntMelt

Scampi: Dad, I was looking at our followers on BlueSky and I think I know some from the olden days Dad: I think they like seeing your cute face so they want to see more of you Scampi: Ok, I will show more of me Dad: Oh no, quick, where do they keep the photo stickers on BlueSky 😳☘️ #NoFluffyTrousers

Dad: Bea Bea: Yes Dad Dad: Are you drinking Mum’s water? Bea: No Dad Dad: That’s ok then Bea: I would never do that Dad: That’s because you’re a good girl Bea: I am Dad, look, I’ve even washed my paws Dad: Where did you wash your paws??? Bea: In Mum’s water cup 🐱🐾☕️ #LittlePicklesOfBlueSky #Cats

Dad: Is that you in there Ted? Ted: Yes Dad Dad: Have you seen Scampi? Ted: He is in there too, I just woke him up to tell him there isn’t much space in there Scampi: Dad, can you fit a door to this little house…. With a lock 😼 #ThisTownsNotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs #CatsofBlueSky

Bea: Dad, can I sit on your lap for a few minutes Dad: Of course you can little one Bea: I’m just going to lie down just for a while Dad: Ok, but don’t fall asleep, otherwise I be stuck here Bea: I’m just going to close my eyes for a moment Dad: Bea… Bea… Bea… Bea: Goodnight Dad 🐱 #Catsofbluesky

Scampi: I know what to get Mum for Christmas 😺 Lettie: No, no, no and no 🙀

Scampi: As the Dalai Lama once said, “Life is like a box of chocolates…” Lettie: He didn’t say that Scampi: “..You never know what you’re going to…” Lettie: “misquote?” Scampi: Lettie, stop interrupting me Lettie: You know he’s not a real Llama don’t you Scampus Scampi: Isn’t he? #llamasofbluesky

Dad: Morning Lettie Lettie: Hi Dad Dad: I noticed you’re back in your old bed Lettie: Yes, there’s something wrong with my favourite bed Dad: Oh dear, what’s happen? Pillow not fluffy enough? Too many biscuits crumbs? Bedside light not working? Lettie: No, there’s a Ted stuck in it 😾 #CatsOfBluesky

Bea: So if I put my right leg here, then move my left arm there, then I can put my right leg….. ok, now I’m stuck. 🐱 #TyingUpLooseEnds #CatsOfBlueSky

Lettie decided that today was going to be a day of rest, just like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and all of last week. #IfItIsntBrokenDontFixIt #FluffyTrousers

Ted: Scampi wake up Scampi: Why? Ted: We are on Bluesky Scampi: What does that mean? Ted: I have no idea, I heard Dad say it Scampi: Goodnight Ted #Catsofbluesky #FluffyTrousers