run. don't ask. just run. trust me

The one thing they can't take from me is my huge ball. 's just too big to take out the door.

Djadjodadadjo shodajodado

It's interesting how the older children prefer to skin their peers before boiling, whilst younger children just boil-in-bag... More information to be published as my experiment comes to an end.

the metal pipe is looking mighty tempting right now.... CLONG CLODOCLONGclongclong

she's 02:01 and I'm fucking balling right now look at me go

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starting a fire anyone want to go with me?

plumb. great word. fantastic word. plumb. just fantastic.

Best described as "~" music.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Y8...

Shit just hit the fan, expecting to have the cleanup scraping, soaping and (if needed) repainting the walls in 5.

They say the old man had wise words to tell. Too bad he's mute.

(in reposting)

Mandatory plug since I'm in the sizzle reel (as one is) www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9qK...

Accidental running cycle???

Today is the day I get something done. Unless someone releases a good YouTube video, then it's allowed to wait until tomorrow.

I do be eating sludge tho

OpenGL 4.5 gives you more mood swings than... some sort of mood swing drug I don't know I don't eat mood-swinging drugs for fun.

Y'know those uhhhh those eeeeeee whatchamacallit those yeah uhhhhh right so... you know those what're they called? Those uhhh. Yeah y'know those? Yeah I uhhh Iiii.... I uhh I think they're uhhhh I think they're pretty funny ngl so uhhhh yeah uhhhh.

Small boats are like "hunk hunk" and big boats are like "BOOO BOOOO" if you know what I mean like yeah #gamer

There's this thing I like to call the "hot-jimmy phenomenon" where whenever I've taken a hot shower or been in a sauna for a while there won't be a single piece of clothing in my wardrobe that fits for the first 15-30 minutes - they're all either too large or too small. The physics do not calculate

Break from the usual shitposting to just plug Stop Killing Games (even though I don't expect anyone to read this). If you're a EU or UK citizen and want to ensure that games are required to be kept alive in one way or another, please sign the petition (we're almost there!) www.stopkillinggames.com

I’m more of a vertie guy tbh

To achieve balls of steel, one must first suffer through third degree burns on their testes.

What a fucking way to drop this shit. Excited as fuck 'cause P4 is arguably my favourite game of all time - at the same time I feel robbed because the cast is half the game. But I loved the P3RE cast so here's to good recasting!

For a world where the whopper-based economy is almost dead, we sure are eating a lot of cheeseburgers.

For every small nuclear bomb, there’s another slightly bigger nuclear bomb. The very biggest kind of nuclear bomb lacks in numbers, however - so when they ultimately end up meeting in the ring the clan McBiggest might face some issues. More NWWE news at noon.

Imagine you're on a date with some dude and he goes "this is timmy tapeworm he's lived in me for the past 7 years"

Orchestrated Zelda music makes masterful whenever you write your pseudo-fanfic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrpW...

Rapidly pivoting between finishing up my own jank scripting language and just saying "fuck it let's make lua do shit it was never meant for"... It's hard to decide.

Who would've though getting to know people would cause a detriment in the amount of time you can spend one useful activities like... hating on visual studio or mindlessly scrolling reddit?

So this is a thing, huh? Seemed funny so y'know why the fuck not?