"Quelle surprise".

It's like when I was a kid, watching rerun after rerun of _The Brady Bunch_ on WFLD because there was nothing else on - except with very large guns, of course.

Go right ahead and scream at Jared Golden on his Congressional phone line for this. Feel free to start at calling him a "craven, cowardly bastard" and work your way downward. If you're unlucky enough to live in one of those 212 GOP "no" districts, give them your "throats and pears" as well.

"Und in ze bunker ve vill haff schnapps! Und *hassenpfeffer*, yet!"

Possible explanations: 1) he's an idiot. 2) he's grifting. 3) please refer to the previous two answers.

Just when you think Ron Johnson can't get more tinfoil-hatted in his hot takes...

First time I saw this, the usual "you've gotta be shitting me" stuff was rolling through my head. The fact that he's a complete nutbag didn't slip my mind; the degree to which he flagrantly *publicizes* that fact occasionally does.

Memo to Jonathan Greenblatt: do you get the point NOW?

Coming from a 34-count convicted felon, this seems...unintentionally funny, somehow.

I think that Elon tweet calls to mind the phrase "shut up and go play with your Hermann Goering action figure, you drugged-out nepobaby" quite nicely, thank you very much.

Well, hey, Bari Weiss couldn't go much dumber than this. (Just kidding. Of course she can.)

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

The only thing I can add is that if Vance was a AD&D character he'd have a negative Charisma score that'd go along beautifully with the Mad King's negative Wisdom. /1

J.D. Vance is a Teddy Ruxpin doll who only plays old Paul Harvey radio broadcasts.

There is, in all probability, a real chance that Fidesz Fats may be run out of town on a rail if the turnout numbers are any indication. The question is whether or not he'll put a Lukashenko in response, and what the Hungarian public as well as the EU will do about it.

Good luck with spotting a lie.

The real problem for the TACOfuhrer will be explaining to anyone outside of his nut cult why we're emphasizing the Straits to the point of threatening to destroy a civilization while claiming we don't need the Straits. Yeah. It makes no damn sense to me, either.

Your Sunday morning dose of "who the fuck is actually writing these things?", much like the Easter Megascreed.

Considering that this quackery-spouting idiot understands next to nothing about genetics and the fact that viruses *mutate*, you can thank him - and primarily him, even though he's hired tons of fellow travellers - for the death toll when the next wave comes roaring through.

Well, when you're a cognitively rotting psychopath, you go with the lowest common denominator possible. When Der Tacofuhrer is finally gone, I will laugh. And laugh some more. And then I'll celebrate.

I think my IQ dropped several points just by reading the Right Reverend Kegseth's drivel.

Well, that was unmercifully short-lived.

Just because you might want to see something other than doomscrolling today.

Preaching to the choir on this platform, but you were warned that he was insane. That's right. Insane. Crazy. Nuts. Out of his mind. It doesn't matter that it's caused by dementia or any number of other conditions; he shouldn't be in charge of *anything*, and here's more proof.

Happy Easter, and Chag Pesach Sameach. youtu.be/ic3szGbAjKY?...

Hey, it's one of the things that keeps me going. The thought that some asshole I knew back in elementary or high school who thought I'd be gone by now getting disappointed over and over again...it's nearly as good as gourmet-quality dark chocolate. Not as good. But close.

No comment.

He's not wrong.

This isn't ominous. It is NOT an attempt at gutting the professional and ethical core of the United States Army at all. Not at all! Now pardon me while I suppress my urge to punch myself after writing that with a straight face.

Well, here's another case of "don't dare tell the Mad King things he doesn't want to hear" at work, and if this isn't connected to Iran I'd like to know what it's about instead.

I was expecting aomething like this to happen in the wake of Blackshirt Bondi's petulant appearance in front of Congress, but don't expect much other than a cosmetic makeover at the DOJ - Blanche has already proven that he's no real prize, either. abcnews.com/US/trump-rep... via ABC News App

It's not merely that this is blatant corruption; it's blatant corruption so shameless that it makes experienced sex workers wince about how *tame* some of their past johns were in comparison.

So "Patterns Of Force" was actually a _Lost in Space_ episode and "Let This Be Your Last Battlefield" was actually from _Captain Video_, right? Boy, is Andy going to have a hard time digesting most of _The Twilight Zone_.

Precisely what happens when an regime led by an all-purpose demagogue starts catering to people who've been listening to conspiracy-peddling antiscience podcasts far too fucking long.

Meme-worthy, yes? Yes.

Completely unintentional dirty humor dep't.:

Nothing funnier than a Russian asset trying to clap back with tons of rubles in their hot little hands.

I'll just repost this here...

Even if you have this only for the purpose of tracing the Mad King's insane pronouncements, take if off. Now.

Thing is, I briefly forgot RonJon's name temporarily when I brought up the subject of "those asshole Senators who visited Moscow" in a phone convo earlier this week. I really didn't need to be reminded of the scumbag a second time, but here we are.

Chances are he won't live this long. The more uncontrollably belligerent he gets in public, the more you can take it as a sign that his dementia (or whatever he has that they're covering up) is advancing. And eventually, he won't even be able to show his face. I'll be looking forward to that.

Yet more proof that RFK Jr's - and hence, Trump's - contempt for basic scientific reaearch is going to drive the funding car off a nearby cliff, all because of that vacuous "hurr durr vaccines are evil take these supplements instead!!!" bilge they espouse.

Article I, Sections 8 and 9. Do *either* of those mean anything to you, you soporific jagoff?

Considering that this racist shitburger's rants are becoming more and more Hitleresque with each passing day, I have to wonder when he'll finally crack and tell his cult to just go out and kill people they're supposed to hate.

Take your time. This'll still be here if you need to go somewhere and throw up.

I'll remember this.

Having gotten Americans killed abroad, Trump is sending ICE agents to airports so he can get back to getting Americans killed at home.

Just when you think that the shit-for-brains in the White House can't go any lower...

The only solace we'll get out of this is that the Mad King will end up a stiff long before Stephen Miller starts acting as a regent, because President Vance is going to look even shittier as an option since he lacks even Der Tacofuhrer's half-assed used car salesman charisma.

Sometimes I wish that _Doctor Who_ would've been a little less accurate in its extrapolation at times...