AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Thanks for the joke, Vladimir. It's just so *special* coming from you.

"Make America Dead Again": the _Lancet_ takes on RFK, Jr. in an editorial. The results aren't pretty. Neither should they be. www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Dumbass. KhOmeini died in 1989. It's KhAmenei who was supposedly killed by an IDF attack. These MAGA clowns can't even make an offhanded comment about a VIP casualty accurately.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Thread. If this ends up happening despite any countersuits by various state Attorneys General and I end up getting purged despite only missing one election since 1988, forget it. There's any number of things I might do in response, and leaving the country is by far the least offensive one.

Of the many things you can accuse Brendan Carr of, having a spine isn't one of them. When all of this MAGA shit eventually falls apart, expect him to become an "expert media commentator" on OAN or NewsMax. Count on it.

Opportunistic sociopath says what?

Not content with merely *channeling* Joseph Goebbels, Stephen Miller...

Racist, dementia-wracked neofascist says what?

*Ahem*

This is in competition with deranged, reality-free crap like "medbeds" and ivermectin as a Covid treatment, but it's a competitior in the "really stupid things President Manbaby posted or said" awards, that's for sure.

Dead as a fucking doorknob the minute it hits a challenge in a Federal district court, if not sooner. This bill is so anti-first amendment that it belongs in an especially snarky episode of _The Simpsons_, not real life.

I will state this very clearly: Donald J. Trump is a graceless, tactless, miserable POS who couldn't find the word "sportsmanship" in a dictionary with every other page in ripped out. He spoils everything for everybody - including the first USMHT gold medal since 1980.

Congrats to both US hockey teams for taking the gold in Milan/Cortina. ...and props to their Canadian rivals for making it an actual game - overtime, both times.

This is one of those articles that makes you want to put down the phone and start watching multiple episodes of any good Britcom in order to wash the taste of "this is why America will be justifiably hated for the next 20 years" out of your mouth. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Great. Now he's comparing technological plagiarism programs to actual living, breathing human beings. Face it: Sam is just a nicer, less overtly sociopathic version of Elon.

"So...how many private citizens had their Federal records hacked by DOGE?" is a question that might make future jury selection a little, shall we say, dicey.

I started to listen to a different reposting of this screed, but the problem is that I had enough of constantly hearing this asshole's voice during his first term and really don't need to have my patience tested all over again.

Sound on for this.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Zombert.

Well, then. Guess who just got nicked. This is more about financial and inside trader shenanigans than anything else, but there IS a separate inquiry going on concerning Andrew's connection to the more ghastly aspects of the Epstein files separate from this. www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...

In other Shirtless Idiots news, this: www.complex.com/music/a/alex...

Can't. We're gonna have a TV party tonight!

1) Ghislaine Maxwell finally gets pardoned by President Shitbomber after committing perjury; 2) Ghislaine Maxwell then leaves US; 3) During a stopover in Toronto while flying to London, Ghislaine Maxwell is arrested and flown to The Hague instead. 4) Priceless.

A lot of places are about to be bombed in a country far away and a good many people killed because Donald Trump cannot make anyone forget or ignore the accusations of what he did with young girls. That is now the foreign policy of the United States.

Like I said, when staffers walk out like that, there's a reason.

"Yikes" is an understatement. Bhattacharya knows damn well why all of those staffers walked out, and it's certainly not out of professional jealousy.

Thought for the day - and any number of them afterwards:

"Make America Dead Again", perhaps literally. And thanks to the mentally incompetent toad-thing who's the current head of HHS, this has the possibility of getting worse due to his utterly stupid opposition to vaccines.

I'll just leave this here, not that tens of thousands of users haven't done it already... youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

MURDERKITTEH!!!

He's not wrong. Unfortunately, all of the outlets Elrod names are nearly a necessity; the only way you'll ever fix this problem is by driving the bad actors out of business by thoroughly criticizing and ignoring them out of existence.

Making America Dead Again: the "I don't wanna!" edition

Elon Musk, guardian of moldy old racist bullshit going back centuries.

Gee, if Ferguson keeps this up people might come to the conclusion he's a - what's the term, now? - partisan hack.

The only thing I'm going to say about Temu Lawyer's exchange with Ted Lieu is that you could've put one of those 70's Bozo the Clown punching bags in her place and it would've done a better job answering his questions. newrepublic.com/post/206472/...

"Make America Dead Again: the 'holding my breath as an adult tantrum because I don't like vaccines' edition"

My representative, who pretty much has my vote as a default setting after this:

Anybody particularly surprised at this? Because I know I'm not. If my theory is right about how ICE and CBP were (and are) hiring militia affiliates and LEO busts, this is just the tip of the toxic iceberg.

Drop something SCALY

🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

Dumbest Super Bowl Contoversy Ever, and considering that Pitbull already did a set during one of these sports holidays (NBA finals?) It was especially stupid and late to let Kid Ephebophile run the White Citizens' Council counter-event.

"If I can generate a book in a day..." Correction: one that's 99.9% certain to be Not. Worth. Reading.

"Threatens" is, of course, is a nicer way of saying "is proceeding to gut and eliminate".

In case anyone ever wanted to know what my union's take on ICE is...well, read the article. www.ueunion.org/political-ac...

Sociopath. Then again, like that's news?

When His Nibs posted this garbage, it was another indication of precisely who the hell he is and why he decided to go after Haitians as dog eaters and Somalis as - well, Somalis. And he's used that "low IQ" canard before. Three guesses against which ethnicity.

Read my previous comment on this subject. In addition, this fragrant idiot (who apparently had a public intestinal oopsie a few days ago) isn't fooling anyone with this Kleenex-thin attempt at deflecting Collins' point.

Please feel free to shut the fuck up, you old pedo goat.

"How stupid do you think some of us are?", pt. Infinity.