"The IPC has eyes and ears everywhere," Aventurine nodded, releasing an amused chuckle. "It's how we get ahead of the game and all that."

"Doctor, you're huge... Heh... One day I'll explore that more-"

"Ugh, morning... I stayed up too late doing my damn paperwork... And then playing some gacha game. I somehow got a double 5 star, how fun."

"I definitely ain't a cop. Just a businessman."

"That's what I heard. Hell, our systems say the Hunter Blade even has a driver's license somehow," He chuckled softly. "Thanks. It makes everyone's lives easier."

"C'mon, man. Even the Stellaron Hunters do it."

"Isn't it funny how our most wanted Criminal Organisation in the universe pays their taxes?"

"Man, oh man... Remember to do your taxes or the IPC will come for you."

He might cry he's not used to affection

"Man ... I should've been a model~" He's admiring himself in his phone camera.

//Pigeon's list of HSR and Genshin theme emojis on their discords (Basically a list of ships I like bc I was teasing my non-HSR friends and trying to convince them to look into it XD) Pls ignore my display name lmao

Just does this because he's bored. Is it real credits? Probably.

"Still thinking about that time I was a little guy. "Doctor, you're huge"... man, I was on some crazy stuff..."

He's awake. Running on coffee and a pastry.

memories do not always soften with time; some grow edges like knives.

//when the HSR RP wakes up on Bsky again, I will rejoice And have Aventurine give ppl money.

Don't mind this local IPC worker. Swishing his hips to make the skirt of his maid dress sway more. "Hmm, does it work?" He twirls on his heel slightly.

"Do I look like a cop?" He snorted softly, downing his drink. "The IPC is a group dedicated to the Preservation, and cooperation between the worlds."

"Man, if I have to put on the damn maid suit to get this damn deal... Ugh. Fine, fine fine fineee..." He hangs up the call.

"Go ahead, use me as you wish, even stab me in the back if you see fit~"

//Forever in love with the way Aventurine says "friends" in the English Dub.

"Thank god for my co-workers and *friends* who can consume Theobromine. I finally got rid of all the boxes without swallowing a single bite of chocolate..." Dramatic sigh. "I wish I could eat chocolate, it smells divine."

"Lilies in a bouquet? By the Preservation, people are trying to kill me~" He's quietly getting rid of the admirers gifts he got yesterday.

"I'm aware... but surely it would be rude, after receiving such gifts~" He has way too many admirer's gifts, he even gave a lot of them to his favourite co-workers but alas.

//Just realised a lot of my active muses are not allowed to eat chocolate I think the only ones allowed are: * Dan Heng * Neuvillette * Flins (He doesn't like eating human food but he technically /can/ it won't make him ill) * Luocha (Same deal as Flinsy, he is meant to eat blood more)

Stares at him with those big ol' colourful eyes, before remembering he probably shouldn't be scaring people on first meeting. "...No." Nailed it.

"Ay-!" Instantly spits out the chocolate in shock.

Pops a chocolate in his mouth despite chocolate being toxic to cats-

Blows a kiss at the universe.

//heck it Aventurine can have this too lmao

"Ah, once again, you are my hero, Doctor~" He will give him the boxes.

He's just gonna hand chocolates he's received to the reader. He can't eat them, because of his feline nature.

"Man, I got all these chocolates and I can't eat em. Cats are poisoned by theobromine."

"I know plenty of people from plenty of worlds. The IPC is a vast network across the galaxies."

"Man, I just keep winning. Got gently asked to leave another casino because of it, pffft-"

"I wouldn't say the good doctor is cunning, though he's way smarter than anyone else I know... But apart from that, yeah."

whoosh trying to resurrect my boys

//places this here too, expect a lot of HalaCG and fansongs, as well as Epic the Musical and other stuff I listen to lol

"Man, Jade's gonna be proud of me~" He's just watching his credits go /up/ because of the deal he managed to wrangle from a difficult client for the IPC.

place your trust in me， you have no one else.

Does a cool coin trick

"Oh? Is that so?"

"Man, let's go gambling...~"

"Man... I'm so bored now the universe is taking a breather..."

"He's a pretty good dude despite it all. Trustworthy and clever."

//I need a Ratio to keep this kitty under control lmfao

"Wanna see a cool magic trick?" He has a bottle of wine.

"He's pretty damn smart, but he's probably tired of all the arrogant assholes in the IPC and Intelligentsia Guild."

"Serving cunt, all for the Amber Lord~" Sassy pose.