"Goin' Down Shoddys" and the final farewell: as Boston's derelict York Street home is finally due to be demolished, my piece about the beloved old ground appears in this month's @wsc.co.uk as part of their regular "Lost Stadiums" series. Out now! www.wsc.co.uk/shop/wsc-462/

"How thick would you like your gravy?" "Yes" 999999999/10

MATCH REPORT: I haven't written a match report for ToD/impsTALK in the best part of a decade. But here are some words about last night's 3-0 win at Yeovil: trailofdebt.com/seasons/24-2...

"Jim mate, we've just banned vinegar sachets in the canteen, do we really need THREE unnecessary towers-" "JUST POST THE DESIGNS, THEY'LL FUCKING LOVE IT"