jamcat Will the Mike thread be ongoing? Yes. Will I probably be passing out for a nap soon? Also yes.

* You decide to pay a certain Dark World a visit, having known about it from a new friend. * You decide to be quick, and quiet, however, as this isn't exactly your town... * ... * But subtlety goes out the window when you see whatever's going on here. * You decide to duck into the TV Building...

* ‘Oh, same.’ * At least it feels that way...

* ‘P-PANTS---’ * The GROSSEST cough laughter-

* Weakly w h eeezi iiiing.

jamcat everyone else: Melvin Gaylord. We're actually no bullshit, 100% serious? Gaylord, Melvin, government name? verdi: FUCKING MELVIN-

jamcat Genuinely the same reaction to Melvin "Pizzapants" Gaylord as the original Scooby gang had to Norville "Shaggy" Rogers. "...Melvin???????"

[NC] i wish my last name was gaylord i’d match with gorey because he’s also a gay lord

* You're now in the know of Melvin "Burger-Pizzapants" Gaylord. * Glorious day.

> Who would name their kid "Pizzapants"? > 💚 Who the heck is "Pizzapants"?

* “𝐆𝐥𝐮𝐞!” * Dear angel, now you're doing it, too...

jamcat I'm convinced Flowery is a cognitohazard and the trigger word for anyone infected is any of his voice clips.

jamcat "No... it's... the Titans!" STINGUS!

jamcat I may use my capture card to do a funny soon.

* After stopping by to see your cousin Rabitha, you decided to head on over to QC's to see your aunt running her namesake diner. * It's been years. You have to wonder if she'll even recognize you... * You're almost paralyzed at the door, not even noticing [READER] was behind you waiting...

* ... * Going out means less reading. * Buuuut... > 💚 New Friends! > 💚 Shenanigans! * You think, for once, both options were... * Correct.

* You were fiddling with your pin again. * Somehow, it kept you grounded, but also made you anxious.

* “Yes, thank you.”

jamcat I need. To show restraint. I only just got the gumption to write, and I see salad's Flowey and my mind is like "THINK OF THE ANGST AND COMBAT CINEMA, JAM!", while another part is like "she's not even a week old, can we chill?"

* “Please don't give the Dark World any ideas...” * You say half-jokingly. * Things both convenient and inconvenient tend to happen here. * “I wonder if they're Rabbicks... I love those little things.”

jamcat The second wind found me. It is time... to write.

jamcat Finally home. Let me get unwound and medicated and I'll probably be on tonight and tomorrow. 💪

* ...you're now thinking about the metaphysical nonsense that would, or wouldn't go into smoking cigarettes in the Dark World... * But it makes your head hurt, so, you stop.

* “Shhhoot, my bad...”

* You toss the Knight some ibuprofen. * It'll probably work in the Dark Worlds??

jamcat jerma985 as Spamton's va. Send post.

jamcat Petal Dance is a banger. Toby knew it was one of the best tracks in ch 5, so it was made the mini-boss theme and I love it for that.

* “Why are the flowers saying slurs.”

jamcat Uuuuggh, I really want to write, but my brain is too deflated from work mode. I'm either lurking, ooc or crackposting tonight I think.

jamcat I also happen to bookmark things often and rapid fire them. I may do this with my replies tomorrow if I don't do them all tonight, fjdkjfkfd

jamcat Did I miss anything chat.

* This is the power of rhizome splitting.

jamcat I work tonight, so probably no replies until I get home. I may try and push some out or do some crackposts before I leave, but that might be it.

[[ should do one of these myself since i never did a proper one of these ]]

jamcat Those late night ooc posts probably mean it's time for me to pass out. I work tomorrow anyway. I'm gonna slow down and try to go into lurk mode for the night.

jamcat Late night thought: you guys think that people often open their arms and present their chest when professing love in like dramatic displays of affection because the torso is where all your vitals are, so if you did that back in ye olde times when your crush's dad was in earshot, you had balls

jamcat Lowest hanging fruit of all time but human ripping soul out for their loved one to literally "present their heart". Pretty sure it's been overdone. It has to have been.

《NC》 * ‘Imagine putting a price on a worthle-’ * “priceless object.” * . . . * soulrip.ogg * ‘You get time with the Flower.’ * ‘I don't know what he'll do with you, but it'll happen.’ * ‘I'll throw you outside and LEAVE you to him, swear to the angel-’

jamcat inb4 poor Verdi has a Clover chase scene from Undertale Yellow in a mental hellscape.

jamcat Oh, that dialogue scares me.

jamcat Okay, less jokey note, I've already taken my medication tonight. If you need to take any medicine, don't forget to, okay?

jamcat Got bifloral personality disorder.

jamcat The demon entity grabbed salad. /ref

jamcat I also do want to say that like. I'm sorry if I have trouble reaching out ooc before ic. I am an awkward cat-like entity made of fruit preserves.

jamcat Taking the leap. lol. lmao, even.

* . . . * You can't take it anymore. * Where's the Golden Flower... * ominous.ogg

niel. Wanted to give drawing her a shot - lil lady!! You'll say she was brave, right?

jamcat So like. The best way I can describe Verdi's little obsession with paws? Paw envy. Paw envy because her family has paw beans, too.

jamcat I'll forever be convinced Aqua based her appearance not just on Kris but on that cyclopes monster with the red ribbon in tier a.

《 @thejackalcage.bsky.social 》 * You find yourself wandering around Hometown, not really doing anything in particular. * It wasn't as if you had to go to school yet. * Not that you had a reason not to, given you heard certain things about it... * But that's neither here nor there. 》