Perhaps the new MTG~DJT feud will help her come out as the Washington pipe-bomber.

Maybe all this Epstein Files thing is a distraction. Has anyone checked on Fort Knox lately?

Archivum epsteinae liberatus.

As per my quick search, it seems Argentina is listed as having Foot and Mouth Disease. Does *anyone* in the US understand what this means if they import meat from there? In terror, I truly don't think so.

By disenfranchising people via 'Legal' changes, these changes become 'Illegitimate' ipso facto.

No mind me. Just release files. #Caturday

Epstein files no here. More looking. #Caturday

I don't believe in Donald Trump. Happy International Blasphemy Day for those who celebrate! #InternationalBlasphemyDay

This is fantastic: in about one year from now, we will have no more autistic newborns, particularly in the MAGA cohort!

High Council assembled. Will adjourn until Epstein Files here. #Caturday

I is hide. #Caturday

If you were enraged yesterday about Kirk's murder and had a strong need of retribution, then I beg you to admit you are being manipulated. If you want to do something about the world, first you must control your reactions and, most importantly, adjust your set of beliefs.

Since it's all the rage changing institutional names, let's call West Point as 'Was Point' from now on.

These rape victims are so considerate after all they have gone through for years. I would suggest - urge - they release the full list of names today. Shame's not on them ladies.

Tanning your face, be it a discreet poo hue or outdated orange Shinola, is practically Blackface. It is well past time we should be upset about it (again).

I've been using the em-dash regularly—even long before it was AI-fashionable.

Trying not to bother His Majesty. #Caturday

Shows boring, binge watch me. #Caturday

If someone does, says or causes something stupid, every single day, then there should be a town named after him. How about Facepalm Beach?

Please, wake me up when they investigate Ivanka's emails.

All I'm saying is Comrade Krassnov should avoid tall buildings altogether. In any case, don't go anywhere near windows while there.

Some stores have self-checkout (which are always under human watch). You may put robots for industrial assembly, or crop collection, and eventually deport every 'undesirable' away. Until there is nobody to actually BUY things from you. Neither will happen. We have read this book many times over.

'It's #Caturday allright. Can we have some food, like right now?'

Just checking if everything's Ok with the Master. #Caturday

I stand corrected about calling it 'Trumpflation'. The proper name is Taconomics.

Welp... I just googled for 'ADHD' and all of the links are marked as 'visited'.

Lemme see... Of all film genres, where was the most famous Western filmed? Oh, yes. In Spain, Italy and Mexico (directed and with music score by Italians). Great.

Sandy says 'hai'. #Caturday

Pennywise mode: On. #Caturday

I hear Mexico has a deportation deficit, so maybe we should send some Americans back... or Farther South - we are in good terms with Venezuela, for example.

Liberation portrait.

Would it be proper if we start calling it the *Down* Jones instead?

I can't possibly be the only one that suspects this Laura Loomer is transgender. And it wouldn't be wrong, if they just would admit it.

Rock milling. #Photography © Alberto Tirado.

"Whether you know about history or not, you are bound to repeat it." There, fixed it for you.

"I is Captain now." #Caturday

What it is, is not what it isn't. Shameless self-promo (single page read): albertotirado.substack.com/p/opposites

So, if Canada becomes an US State, then Justin can run for Prez? We may have a deal-maker, here.

If someone discriminates against me for ‘being ugly’, is that person a Facist?

Not to be a pest, but... What happened to the hundreds of billions of deportations? Did somebody chicken out?

"Is you? I try rest." #Caturday

How fitting, being code-named 'Crass Nov' by an intelligence agency.

"O Hai. Can you spare a dime?" #Caturday

Does this guy own a suit? Didn't think so. #Ukraine

I keep seeing posts saying: 'I just quit Twitter', and 'sad for my 10³ followers'. Well, I shut off the very day El Mollusk took the reins. If your followers were attached to you, and not the other way around, they could find your handle somewhere else. YOU have been feeding the troll, FFS!

C'mon! It's breakfast time already! #Caturday #Photography

Black Lights Matter.

Can we have a little privacy here, please? #Caturday #Photography

Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln were born on the exact same day, Feb 12, 1809. #Photography #Darwin #Lincoln

"RGB land" or "CMYK land" are better, and more durable. #Greenland #Humor #Politics