Colon cancer do your thing!

Anti-ICE protest on College Drive in Baton Rouge today. Definitely not something you see very often. People are pissed.

Twitter = good, actually

the culture of Salt Life decals on $85k pickup trucks must be protected

"Prejudge" is an interesting word to use about a summary execution

Every time he schedules a special announcement it ends up being like "We're doing it. We're bringing back 'gay' to mean 'bad'."

Considering silently protesting Elf on the Shelf altogether this year.

And to all a good night

Oh no dad thinks he’s cool guys

If there’s one thing that’s easy for sub minimum wage undocumented immigrants to do, it’s get a 30 year mortgage from a bank. 20% down? 3 years of taxes and paystubs? Zero issues here!

JD definitely had The Chive merch in 2008

Did not realize the border now extends to the Great Lakes

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.

Mf “by the way’d” his own “by the way”

Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys. "I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man." It's a must-read:

People who work for special education already have to make do with so little. This happens while Argentina gets a $20 billion bailout. If you don't want to be compared to Nazis, maybe stop copying from their playbook.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

pre-Trump Carolla would have unequivocally supported his friend and shit on the government overreach. the latest in this trend of people who jumped on the Trump train in 2024 and are now realizing what they signed up for but refuse to admit any buyer's remorse so instead they're minimizing it.

It's a cliche to say it at this point, but breaking the law for over a year while negotiating a deal that gives two of his biggest campaign donors part ownership over the most influential social media platform in the world would have been the defining scandal for any other president.

I feel like when Matt fucking Drudge is comparing policies to the Nazis we are not in a good place

donald trump and the white nationalists that run his government want you to think that slavery was just fine www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

I’ve never witnessed someone’s soul turn to dogshit in real time like I have with Gutfeld.

ive never seen anything like rhetoric coming from the right in the last week, this is absolutely insane and it needs to stop and people in power need to start speaking the fuck up like right the fuck now

Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.

You know how committed to racist you have to be to leave a TV job to work at the EEOC?

say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo

the arrest of the man in the picture is unconstitutional under prevailing conservative jurisprudence that long predates even trump

I am being doxxed

People didn’t “used to be fine” without air conditioning during heat waves in the U.S. - a lot more people *just died*. According to this study, air conditioning has cut heat deaths in the U.S. by around 80% since 1960. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

This is honestly what I’d like someone to tell, say, Greta Gerwig.

I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, appreciating it as the home of the last Popeye’s buffet in existence.

Kris nailed it 40 years ago. Happy 4th.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

KEN JENNINGS: This sport, played with a bat, requires players to hit the "ball" to get on "base" LIBRARIAN WITH THREE PHDs: What is curling

It seems to me that Peter Theil is not smart in the way that a lot of men who are smart but vain become not smart - they decide that an unorthodox view makes them sound even smarter and then surround themselves with others dedicated to that view and try to be the biggest fish in that small pond.

they want to force UVA’s president to resign because he thinks it would be bad if the university reverted to being a lily-white finishing school for the failsons of the old guard southern elite www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/u...

As a climate change activist, Leo could use a tad bit more Ed Begley in him

Couldn’t have come at a better time tbh

A U.S. citizen on their way to work abducted by ICE then locked in a basement, with federal government employees refusing to consider indisputable proof of citizenship. Congress endorses it. SCOTUS keeps thwarting judges from even slowing it. What more is there to say? We live under fascism now.

Starting to think Joe Rogan’s “make u smrt” Alphabrain pills are a scam