“God, I remember when everyone lived in Gotham. I mean, to be fair…it’s shockingly cheap.”

“Do speedsters have shortcuts? Isn’t everything a shortcut? You can literally just run in a straight line and vibrate.”

Don’t mess with a telepath

I don’t know what’s going on half the time either. From what I can tell, Dracula is sucking Dick, a future kid…Deja vu…is giving apples to bats owned by Dracula, demons happened, symbiotes happened, flirting is happening, the Titans are all screaming and I think Warren White is married to Trigon?

“I’m glad the demons are gone. Am I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know. …got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”

“Alternate timelines are tricky and we’re damn lucky we didn’t get erased. I still don’t know how that happened. Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”

From Keystone City, he watched the news unfold, holding his twin children tightly “…I…can’t leave them…” #TheDemonicTakeover

“……I wonder if my super suit still fits? Probably not.” shrugs “…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”

as he turned around Jon was there, but his voice was still heard from behind Joel “Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.” He suddenly faded away

he raised an eyebrow. Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit “Hm. Interesting.” the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor

// you see it’s funny because both are from the future but not the same future because wibbly wobbly timey wimey

…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t. …Anyways thanks for the gun.

Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.

From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…

You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.

Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.

Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?

I could say same about you. You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself. I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins. So how about you play nice?

Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.

Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.

…Risky move, doing that.

Snorts Yeah. Okay. You started the trend.

You have no idea.

“Time travel is…I mean, I’m not the one who can explain it. My brother in law can. Wherever that asshole is.” puts a dollar in the swear jar

“Business is booming…or at least it was”

“It’s important to train the body and the mind. Especially if you’re a psychokinetic.”

“Haven’t attended one of these in ages. Not since I was with the GCPD” #GothamGala

“You know what’s the cool think about psychokinetic powers? Technically you don’t have to hit someone. If you’re clever and creative enough, you just have to make them think you did

meditates while levitating several frying pans

“Would make things so much easier. But, you know. Self control…the thought is always there though.”

“Using mind powers is always tempting.”

“Holy spit. I still have this book?” he holds up a book called ‘Clowns of the 20th Century’ “Jay Garrick gave this to me once… …hold up. Was he roasting me?”

“I fought in a tournament once. It was called “Which Sibling Gets The Last Cake Slice” ………. “Jaimie fucking cheated.”

“I wonder if my old super suit even still fits me?”

// Stella was probably a good cook. Or at the least COULD cook. Jon got the skills Toby has anti-skills. He made burgers once that looked more like jello with cream. No idea how that happened. On a related note, Jaimie, Jackie, and Max know how to cook

“Not…bad. Although I was hoping on banking on The Flash’s name. Granted, for legal reasons, I may not be able to do that anyways.”

“You know, as much as I love my diner, I really wish I could expand it. In the sense of menu. Like, I can make other things besides burgers and fries. And sometimes chicken. …I could try adding fish to the menu. Fish and chips.”

// ha ha very funny Jon now get to that reply you fuck

Her first second breakfast was actually my breakfast I had left unattended for a few seconds. I never had the heart to tell her

“I guess other telepaths out there have better control of their powers. I have to take suppressants because it can all be so overwhelming. And it can be so easy just to…” he sighs “…I mean, I don’t have a lack of control. It’s just…so easy to go too far. So easy to be overwhelmed.”

“…don’t look at the spicy texts though. Those ones may be awkward.”

“I’m not crying. It’s raining again.” It’s actually really sunny

“I think Stella is fine. It’s only when you start seeing penguins wearing socks, is when we have a problem.”

Jon has literally shot people. But he avoids taking the kill shot

// “Need some ice? Ice? Baby?”

“Need some ice?”

“We have tons of ketchup!”

“…..yeah. Let’s go with that.”

“I don’t kill.” He’s actually killed before. He’s just used gun. Really good with a sniper rifle. “I mean, not with my powers. I mean, realistically I can use my powers to rewire a person’s mind and make them think anyway I want them to think. Turn them into a hive mind army to do what I wish.”

“…sometimes I feel like things are mildly awkward between Parker and I. But I choose not to acknowledge it. I mean, they show up. They pay for the food. And they only clogged up the toilet once.”